Signs you play to much Oblivion

GenghisPF · Post by **GenghisPF** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:51 pm

I am sorry if this topic has been done before, I'm new here and I didn't want to search through 9000+ topics to see.

1. When you see someone commit a crime you yell "Stop right there, criminal scum!"
2. You try to put poisoned apples into peoples pockets.
3. Trying to make Lucian Lachance appear. 7 dead and he still hasn't offered me into the DB D:
4. You remind everyone to keep their voice down when they are in the Imperial Palace... Or you're the one creating the noise.
5. When someone talks to you, you look them straight in the eye and don't move a muscle.
6. You watch youtube videos/read the UESP guide to do The Ultimate Heist quest.
7. You take the Adoring Fan to dive rock to push him off.
8. Try to duplicate items in your household doing the scrolls glitch.
9. Find all the wayshrines to repent for your sins.
10. Sit for hours trying to comprehend why the only person in the world, Martin, who can stop Mehrunes Dagon would go first into the battle to fight the deadra putting everyones life at risk when he could be hiding to stay alive.
11. SKOOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAA!!!!!

zzfallens · Post by **zzfallens** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:16 pm

you run 36 miles, and wonder why your athletics skill hasn't increased

Flairinsich · Post by **Flairinsich** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:24 pm

When you know the precise calculations to a jump for you Acrobatics and able to plan out a route on the spot. And not notice till someone says "Holy $%@# how do you do that?"

KneelBeforeZod · Post by **KneelBeforeZod** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:59 pm

When a loved one dies, and you bring them back with the console command.

born2beagator · Post by **born2beagator** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:01 am

You wake up in the morning and wonder wonder why you don't have scales or a tail

Flairinsich · Post by **Flairinsich** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:16 am

When you shoot a deer with a bow and expect it to take more than one shot.

Ilwrath · Post by **Ilwrath** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:52 am

When you did something wrong and wanted to load a saved game.

Luvitus · Post by **Luvitus** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:13 am

When you decide you dont want to play it at all anymore

KrisCrash · Post by **KrisCrash** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:00 pm

zzfallens wrote:you run 36 miles, and wonder why your athletics skill hasn't increased

And why does it decrease again if you ~~fast travel~~ take the bus too much to school? WHYYYYY

Leilah · Post by **Leilah** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:57 pm

You try to hit F5 before going into a sticky situation.
You respond to obvious compliments, jokes, attempts to intimidation and braggery in exact Oblivion quotes.

Vermundr · Post by **Vermundr** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:05 pm

You do threads about signs that you play to much oblivion.

Ilwrath · Post by **Ilwrath** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:08 pm

You start a conversation by saying you saw a mudcrab the other day.

Vermundr · Post by **Vermundr** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:15 pm

When you are shocked to find out that toilets and children exist.

Giordano · Post by **Giordano** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:15 pm

Ilwrath wrote:You start a conversation by saying you saw a mudcrab the other day.

When you get in a bar fight your favorite insult is "I've fought mudcrabs tougher than you!"

BlackavarJr · Post by **BlackavarJr** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:33 pm

When you walk into your neighbor's flower garden and pick everything for Alchemy mats.

Lindai · Post by **Lindai** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:09 pm

You trade it in.

RatKiller · Post by **RatKiller** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:11 pm

You're feeling tired so you mix together a pumpkin and a potato to try and make a restore fatigue potion.

Flairinsich · Post by **Flairinsich** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:25 pm

Walk into peoples houses uninvited and just start looking at all the stuff they have to see if any is worth stealing.

zzfallens · Post by **zzfallens** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:14 am

If you wonder why news about the other provinces haven't been discussed on the news. Then again, if your Canadian, you would wonder this anyway.

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:04 am

Last month, I found myself the proud owner of a third paper map to the province of Cyrodiil. I never bothered to unfold it— I can make my way from Cheydinhal to Anvil by heart.

Plus, I can spell 'Cheydinhal' without ever looking up the correct spelling.

Gaffer · Post by **Gaffer** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:24 pm

Trying to skip through slow conversations by waving your hands at an imaginary spacebar.

Leilah · Post by **Leilah** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:44 am

(This one happened last night)

You see the sky darkening on your screen and becoming overcast, so you reach for the light switch and listen for thunder so you can switch off your PC (we get dreadful thunderstorms here and they just want to destroy your computer). Then you realise that your light is already on and that it's a beautifully clear night...

Shadowscale · Post by **Shadowscale** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:22 pm

By having an oblivion style npc conversation with a total stranger then repeatedly walking into a wall.

BiasMonkey · Post by **BiasMonkey** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:51 pm

when you are wondering why praying in the church doesn't heal all of your wounds and diseases, or be called a wicked one.

otiro · Post by **otiro** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:46 pm

You start trying to jump from random stuff to try to get on someones roof so you can jump off and land on their head!

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