Signs that you have been playing Oblivion for too long

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:06 am

(lol sorry about that house thing

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86. You wonder why when you walk in town in your underpants, people look at you strange

and

87. You wonder why when you walk in town people dont say: "Hail!" to you.

Most Honored Listener · Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:12 am

88. When you walk into a church and go and touch the holy water and wonder why it didn't bless you.

and
89. you walk into a church and ask to learn some restoration spells before you go into Oblivion to fight Demons, and wonder why they hold you down trying to give you an exorcism.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:32 pm

Most Honored Listener wrote:89. you walk into a church and ask to learn some restoration spells before you go into Oblivion to fight Demons, and wonder why they hold you down trying to give you an exorcism.

that's funny. btw, could we maybe *not* lock this topic when we get to 101? It would seem a shame to just kill it.

Lord Sheogorath · Post by **Lord Sheogorath** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:52 pm

I would be the last person to do that.

90: You wonder why you can actually remove you underpants

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:54 pm

I suggested that we just vote on the top ten when this is done.

About the Khajiit slaves thing, I do remember seeing them somewhere in Oblivion, I just forgot where.

91. You ask around for where the Daedric Shrines are and you could've sworn you heard somebody say "I'll tell you but don't forgot to bring yarn, a head of lettuce, and a lesser soul gem." Then you beat him up.

Most Honored Listener · Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:09 pm

who said it had to be 101 how about we just rename the title to fit an unending list so as not to be limiting our selfs

Undead(-)Necro · Post by **Undead(-)Necro** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:09 pm

92. You really don't mind showering after you come out of a disguisting prison.

and

93.You wonder what a restroom is for

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:10 pm

k, I'll try that.

Most Honored Listener · Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:11 pm

only mods can do that.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:12 pm

strange, I was under the impression that I just excercised that power.

Most Honored Listener · Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:13 pm

cool.
94. You walk up to a beggar on the street and ask them where you can find the thieves guild.

Undead(-)Necro · Post by **Undead(-)Necro** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:20 pm

95. when you talk to people. you wonder where the. talking topics are.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:22 pm

96. You wonder why people don't attack you when you taunt them.

Most Honored Listener · Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:30 pm

nicholasenj wrote:96. You wonder why people don't attack you when you taunt them.

97. thats funny I taunted someone and they attacked me but what puzzled me is they didn't say anything like "I've fought mudcrabs tougher than you!" or "Die CUR!"

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:31 pm

97. You actually get any of these jokes. It must be said.

(next person post 99.)

edit - spelling.

Most Honored Listener · Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:36 pm

99. You wonder why you don't have to bribe a jailer to see a prisoner.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:37 pm

100. You wonder why you are arrested for giving a prisoner a lockpick.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:37 pm

we vote on top ten after next sign.

Undead(-)Necro · Post by **Undead(-)Necro** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:39 pm

101. you don't look up strange when you see a person walking in a wall

Most Honored Listener · Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:39 pm

101. (this would have been the end)

You wonder why Common foods don't let you do things like have nighteye, Detect life, water breathing/walking.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:43 pm

done!, well actually 102.

what were your favorites?

Undead(-)Necro · Post by **Undead(-)Necro** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:45 pm

Coulsonji wrote:54. You see a child and you shout "BY THE NINE DIVINES!"

( hehe two in one )

Like this one

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:48 pm

They were all good, but I laughed my butt off at this one

84. You think Hot Topic is the local Vampire nest. Once again, the local authorities are not amused by your heroics.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:51 pm

I think it's awesome that the people here are mature enough that you can do crap like this and it not descend into a flame/spam fest.

Chaos Kin Dar · Post by **Chaos Kin Dar** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:05 pm

Coulsonji wrote:81. You wonder why people hesitate to sleep when you stand right next to their bed (maybe with a sword out )

I like this one.

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