Signs that you have been playing Oblivion for too long

Daedra Prince · Post by **Daedra Prince** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:26 am

48. You try to get on your roof by building a stair case of floating paintbrushes.

wagers286 · Post by **wagers286** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:41 am

49. you stick your fist into the air and expect a dremora lord to appear.

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:36 pm

50. Instead of using the expression"OMG" or "By God!" you use, "By the9 Divines!"

(Sadly I've done that outloud before, but I suggest it to all because it sounds much cooler.)

spovz · Post by **spovz** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:04 pm

51. You search every body of water looking for a mysterious isle with an unusual gate.

Most Honored Listener · Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:25 pm

52. You walk up to someone who is cooking and say... "You look like quite the alchemist. Would mind mixing up some potions."

Logius · Post by **Logius** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:31 pm

53. You become endlessly frustrated when your sword and clothes won't fit in your g/f's jewelry box... despite repeated attempts.

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:45 am

54. You see a child and you shout "BY THE NINE DIVINES!"

( hehe two in one

)

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:06 pm

55. you make sure not to touch any fork you find, it might stunt your magika.

Son of Sithis · Post by **Son of Sithis** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:20 pm

56. when you ask people about rumors, ur suprised when they look at you funny

Lord Sheogorath · Post by **Lord Sheogorath** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:35 am

57. You wonder why you get sick when you try to eat 100+ pumpkins

Most Honored Listener · Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:41 am

When you eat the Fly argric (Amanita Muscaria) Mushroom you wonder why in stead to having it restore your health you are actually seeing Daedra spawn in front of you.

if you didn't know That mushroom is the only legal Hallucinogenic mushroom
in the US and many people eat it without knowing about its......fourth ingredient property.

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:24 pm

59. Whenever you see a fat dog you think it's Barbas slacking off.

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:51 am

60. Whenever you see a mud crab you think it's tiny!

(gettin there!)

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:58 pm

Lol, that just reminded me.

61. Whenever you're fighting someone in combat, you say, "I'VE FOUGHT MUD CRABS TOUGHER THAN YOU!" You also say, when you think they have 100%Resist Magicka and Normal Weapons, "WHY... WON'T... YOU DIEEEE!"

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:07 am

62: You look for ~ but you just can't find it!!!!

Undead(-)Necro · Post by **Undead(-)Necro** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:59 am

63. when you make topics like this

(it had to be said)

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:12 pm

Undead(-)Necro wrote:63. when you make topics like this (it had to be said)

I'll admit, I have been playing Oblivion too long.

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:36 pm

I haven't posted the most logical one yet, which would be:

64. When you play Oblivion too much.

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:55 pm

65. You wonder why rats run away from you

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:57 pm

65b: and why they're so small

Undead(-)Necro · Post by **Undead(-)Necro** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:33 pm

yeah

never seen rats the size of pigs before

Butterknife · Post by **Butterknife** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:41 pm

Once again

65. When you're afraid of eating apples.

and

66. You wonder why the weeds don't sing.

Son of Sithis · Post by **Son of Sithis** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:48 pm

67. when you go raid the city you wonder why ur arrested because you took something from you guild

Most Honored Listener · Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:43 pm

you actually see a little hand/button when you walk up to something that can be interacted with in the game (this happened to me!!)

eye909 · Post by **eye909** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:14 pm

Most Honored Listener wrote:you actually see a little hand/button when you walk up to something that can be interacted with in the game (this happened to me!!)

Are you high or something?

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