Funny Chats

[r]

This one happened in the pub last night. Some names have changed to protect the identities of the people involved.


Tarquin - "How exactly are Avatar and Tron similar?"
Me - "Well, there's a lot of shiny bits, good versus evil, evil seems to gain the other hand but good eventually triumphs with vastly superior weaponry"
Jesus - "That's, like, every film ever, even Lord Of The Rings"
Me - "They didn't have vastly superior weaponry in Lord Of The Rings though"
Jesus - "They did in the version I've seen! With Arnie as Gandalf"
Me and Tarquin, adopting an Arnie voice, both at the same time and independently of each other - "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

[Kestral]

Spoiler:

Cuban says:
I just killed a squad of enclave troops with teddy bears
Kestral (Nick III) says:
ha
Cuban says:
Now I'm gonna go kill Tenpenny with Prewar money
GRR OVERLORD MUST DIE
Kestral (Nick III) says:
lawl cam iz gttn pwned by ovrlrd
Cuban says:
I just killed it with a toy car
lulz
So, what's the most awesome thing you ever did in Fallout?
Kestral (Nick III) says:
Hm
I think I killed the Behemoth at evergreen mills with a BB gun or something. It was really cheap
You run into one of the sheds and you shoot it from under there
its too big to hit you in there
Cuban says:
ha
I remember I once lured a behemoth into evergreen mills and then set loose the one that was already in there
It was hilarious
Kestral (Nick III) says:
haha
I think I know the one you're talking about
Cuban says:
by the railroad
Kestral (Nick III) says:
Isn't it like, somewhere west of 101?
not too far
Cuban says:
right at the entrance to evergreen
Kestral (Nick III) says:
yeah
I remember finding at first
I'm pretty sure it killed me.
I was playing Dragon Age the other day
And I had just killed someone by decapatating their head
The game glitched, and reverted to a scene where I was just talking to them
...The person was still missing their head.
Cuban says:
hilarious
Kestral (Nick III) says:
was creeeeeeeeeeeeepy.
Cuban says:
headless bandit
Kestral (Nick III) says:
old woman*
Cuban says:
You decapitated an old woman? Why?
Kestral (Nick III) says:
Well, you see, to begin with, she's [&@%!] evil. She is looking to steal a character's body to replace her own. She's not even a woman anymore
And it was in a dream realm, where that character saw through the dream woman, which was her mother, so I had to fight her.
Castle says:
Well as long as you had a good excuse.

[r]

Another real one that happened between me and one of my mates:

"I don't think we should get a Spanish housemate"
"Why not?"
"Because they'll steal all our fish! 'I don't like to point fingers, Eduardo, but I had some haddock in the fridge that's gone missing...'"