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I fell asleep at my desk and it turns out I've been on UESP all night. Cool.
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This has got to be one of the best game ads I've seen.
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leroybrown wrote:
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Haynes makes bike manuals? Thats awesome, that guy can build anything. You must have one hell of a bike if you need a tear down manual to service it.
I think it's more to say "look, I've got a Haynes' for my bike" more than to help do the actual servicing. In that respect, I'm quite similar to my grandfather, who had one for his old bike; I think he used it once to help him change the piston rings then kept it for another twenty years to show it to me when I started lessons.
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E-RAGE! I CAN'T CHANGE MY XBOX LIVE BIRTH DATE?!
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Shadow wrote:E-RAGE! I CAN'T CHANGE MY XBOX LIVE BIRTH DATE?!
Why would you want to?
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Shadow wrote:E-RAGE! I CAN'T CHANGE MY XBOX LIVE BIRTH DATE?!
Why would you want to?
Because it won't update my age. I've had XBL since I was 12 and I set my real birth date then, but it won't update from 12 to 14 for some reason. :@ So I wanted to set it again.
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nyk45 wrote:
Shadow wrote:E-RAGE! I CAN'T CHANGE MY XBOX LIVE BIRTH DATE?!
Why would you want to?
1. Sudden desire to increase age in order to access more mature content.
2. Reducing age after feeling guilty about increasing it falsely.
3. Making yourself 9000 years old for fun.
4. You got your birthday wrong the first time...
Is this meant to be witty, informative or deep? I doubt I can manage all three.
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Jakarius321 wrote: 4. You got your birthday wrong the first time...
My brother done that. He's 14 according to XBL though he's 16.
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Mere minutes into LBP2 I have acquired a fez item for my Sackboy's head...

I love Media Molecule :P
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My brother got the game this morning. Guess what hat my sackboy wears.
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I need to get hold of a copy of LBP2.
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This is why I based the personal info on my Xbox Live account on my Windows Live email address.
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Spiney wrote:I've been mod-edited for the first time.

There goes my perfect record.
Lol, been there done that.

Wait...your post got edited but my posts are removed? What is this.
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Getting modited makes me feel dirty. Sad showers, baby.
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Argonanza wrote:Getting modited makes me feel dirty. Sad showers, baby.
The last time I got modited I scrubbed myself for two hours with steel wool in a bath of boiling water.
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I enjoy being modited. Makes me feel rebellious.

Goddamnityouthoughttherewouldbesomeseriousswearwordheredidntyoumodsbutnoitwasjustmesayinggoddamnsohaitrickedyouandyouknowthiswholeideaofcensoringwordsthatarealreadycensoredseemsprettypointlessifyouaskme
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Yay! I invented a new word, and people are using it casually in conversation. Success!
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You need to bypass the censor for a proper modit.
Make one letter in the middle of the word italic and then it bypasses..
I think, of course I wouldn't have tried it before anywhere..
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Veck wrote:I enjoy being modited. Makes me feel rebellious.

[&@%!]
Moderation fetish?
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GoddamnyouknowthiswouldbeagreatwaytocommunicatewithyoumodsasyoucanreadthisstuffrightsoifIwantedtoleaveamessageforyououtofthepubliceyeIcouldjustdropaswearwordanddothisagain

There, I just left a message for the mod who edits that out.
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evenratman wrote:
Veck wrote:I enjoy being modited. Makes me feel rebellious.

[&@%!]
Moderation fetish?
Ratty, you dirty Modiphile.
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The Dog Whisperer wrote:You need to bypass the censor for a proper modit.
Make one letter in the middle of the word italic and then it bypasses..
I think, of course I wouldn't have tried it before anywhere..
>_>
Yeah, of course not...Because that would be wrong...
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[&@%!]ing [&@%!] of the [&@%!] hippopotamus [&@%!] [&@%!]ing [&@%!] hamster [&@%!] jellybeans [&@%!]
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The Dog Whisperer wrote:You need to bypass the censor for a proper modit.
Make one letter in the middle of the word italic and then it bypasses..
I think, of course I wouldn't have tried it before anywhere..
>_>
I know an even better way. Beig the good little lowypop I am though, I'm not telling.
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Letter substitution with punctuation?
If so, that's old skool, s!ster.
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