Signs that you have been playing Oblivion for too long

[Behnjymyn]

26. You attempt to repair all sorts of household objects with just a hammer

[Son of Sithis]

27. you think every animal in the animal kingdom is out to get you, except deer

[nicholasenj]

28. You see a dog in town. You slowly draw your sword...

[Most Honored Listener]

29. you see the word "Arena" and immediately think that you can
1 place bets on peoples lives and
2 Fight to kill legally and earn mony

[rock n roll]

30. You punch some1 while wearing leather and let them beat you up to train your light armor, and when you go to sleep in a bed, you wake up and are upset cause your speed did not level.

[rock n roll]

31. On halloween you take some leaves and make a potion then go and kill people dressed like ghosts for ectoplasm with a silver dagger, and when you get shot by the cops you drink the potion "of healing".

[nicholasenj]

32. You go to a basbetball game and place bets on the blue team.

[Most Honored Listener]

33. you stop a cop going down the street and ask them where the guilds are located at 3 AM. and then wonder why you were arrested.

[nicholasenj]

34. You wonder why the police don't spend more time looking for the Gray Fox

[Most Honored Listener]

35. when shopping for clothing you ask the clerk where the magical clothing is located

[Most Honored Listener]

36. when you see a emo/ goth person you think....... !!Vampires!!

[r]

37. You spend your entire journey to work wondering why you can't fast travel there.

[Behnjymyn]

38. At a family funeral, you shock everyone by searching grandpa's corpse for loot.

[Behnjymyn]

38b. Or worse, you take his clothing.

[nicholasenj]

39. You stop and search the bodies of roadkill, they might have a lockpick.

[Most Honored Listener]

40. A drug dealer stops you as you are walking down the street. He asks if you would like some drugs you reply. Yes Yes Skoooooma

[Behnjymyn]

41. You break into a crack den, kill everyone inside, and start living there yourself, keeping all drugs for your own use.

[Most Honored Listener]

41. You break into a crack den, kill everyone inside, and start living there yourself, keeping all drugs for your own use.

Thats beyond Oblivion over usage thats just creepy.

[nicholasenj]

41. You break into a crack den, kill everyone inside, and start living there yourself, keeping all drugs for your own use.

Thats beyond Oblivion over usage thats just creepy.

Skooma is more like Opium than crack anyway.

[Chaos Kin Dar]

42.When you try to scroll duplicate a knife.

[nicholasenj]

43. You start a bar fight by taunting some random drunk until he attacks and are then surpirsed when you are still arrested.

[Son of Sithis]

44. you cant seem to find any bows to train your marksmen training

[Darkwiread]

45. You sneak everywhere you go and wonder why you keep getting spotted.

[Sigurd]

46. You pass a flower, and when you don't see the hand icon you think " I must've been here already."

[Most Honored Listener]

47. When you get arrested for entering the sewers through a manhole cover you protest that "There was no Red Sign!"