Signs that you have been playing Oblivion for too long

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:19 pm

1. you hear a ringing noise in the garden section of Wal-Mart and shout 'Nirnroot!!!'

(edited to add poll)

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:21 pm

2. When you hear anything similar to the battle music and you see your dad coming you're like "I'm f**ked now"

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:22 pm

3. you repeatedly pickpocket all of your friends to raise your sneak skill.

wagers286 · Post by **wagers286** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:42 pm

4.You run constantly into a wall and when your mom comes in and asks what your doing you say "I'm just training my athletics mom"

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:44 pm

5. You see the persuasion mini-game when you talk to people

wagers286 · Post by **wagers286** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:46 pm

6. When you get tired you start to eat cheese in order to restore your fatigue.

Son of Sithis · Post by **Son of Sithis** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:03 pm

7. you kill all your friends that look like the adoring fan

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:06 pm

8. The teacher asks you what Mt. Everest looks like and you give an exact discription of Dive Rock, including the Uderfrykte Matron

Lord Sheogorath · Post by **Lord Sheogorath** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:08 pm

9. You carry something silver every where you go in case of ghost

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:11 pm

Lord Sheogorath wrote:8. You carry something silver every where you go in case of ghost

(I carry daedric

)

10. You forgot what court is

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:29 pm

11. You say cheese way too much

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:44 pm

12. You give random people money to like you

Behnjymyn · Post by **Behnjymyn** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:48 pm

13. In conversations, you ask people what news they've heard from the other provinces.

(Ok, so that wouldn't be as funny in, say, Canada, but it would be here in the U.S.

)

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:08 pm

14. If you wake people up at 2:00 in the morning to ask about rumors

Most Honored Listener · Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:16 pm

15 you enter an eating contest to try and improve your alchemy

Most Honored Listener · Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:23 pm

16 you get frustrated because you don't have your starting fire spell.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:59 pm

17. you pick all the flowers in your wife's garden, make cheap "potions," and try to sell them to the local pharmacy.

Behnjymyn · Post by **Behnjymyn** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:13 pm

18. You wander into people's houses while they're eating dinner, and ask them about their hometown.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:24 pm

19. You get arrested for having a meth lab in your basement and the police won't believe that you were just trying to level your alchemy skill.

wagers286 · Post by **wagers286** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:27 pm

20. You got arrested and you tell the police they forgot to let you keep 1 lockpick.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:47 pm

21. you speed on the way to work; after all, if you get caught, you can just load an earlier save

Mayong Mistmoore · Post by **Mayong Mistmoore** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:11 pm

22 You save up 2000 dollars so you can kill someone you don't like then pay the court a fine.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:16 pm

23. You kill them, then get angry when a dark figure doesn't visit you in your sleep to initiate you into the brotherhood

Son of Sithis · Post by **Son of Sithis** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:52 pm

24. you gat mad because theres no enchanment chamber in the library

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:58 pm

25. You start switching beds in the middle of the night at random.

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