Funny Chats

[Kestral]

Just to show you what goes behind the crazy doors of the UESP inner-circle, riddled with petty insults and Cuban cigars, Cam (Dark Lord) told me to post the transcript of our latest conversation.

You can also post your own funny chats.

Spoiler:

Cuban says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MLmdm3nKIs
Holy crap
Classical music and metal combined into one
It's amazing
Kestral (Nick III) says:
hmm
Cuban says:
LISTEN TO IT
Kestral (Nick III) says:
i am
2 minutes in
Cuban says:
cool
So awesome
Kestral (Nick III) says:
gonna go borrow that album
Cuban says:
the track is available for 99 cents
on rhapsody
Kestral (Nick III) says:
I think I'll just borrow the album
I'm poor, remember?
Cuban says:
K then
I'm gonna choose the songs I like best
and pay like,, a dollar for each
<.<
Kestral (Nick III) says:
You're a minority, you can't have money!

Kestral (Nick III) says:
Two people here
don't understand that I am Goddamned Chuck Norris!
Cuban says:
Goddamned isn't part of the name
Kestral (Nick III) says:
I used it as an adjective!
Silence, heathen!
Or I shall work my Chuck magic upon you, and all of Honduras!
Cuban says:
THE HURRICANE HAS ALREADY PASSED US
Kestral (Nick III) says:
IT WILL BOOMERANG
Cuban says:
YOUR FACE WILL BOOMERANG
Kestral (Nick III) says:
I
AM
CHUCK
NORRIS
DO YOU KNOW UNDERSTAND THAT?
CHUCK NORRIS
Cuban says:
OH I GET IT.
YOU'RE A FOOL
Kestral (Nick III) says:
CHUCK NORRIS
Cuban says:
Vampire Hunter?
Kestral (Nick III) says:
I took a few trips with Van Helsing in my time.
Damn those Romanian Vampires can bite.
Cuban says:
You got bit
You're the anti NORRIS
real Norris wouldn't get bit
Kestral (Nick III) says:
I AM BETTER THAN YOU
I CAN CURE A BLIND MAN YOU CAN'T CURE THE FLU
Cuban says:
I can cure a blind man too. I found this guy on the street once and I said, "Hey jerk, get away from my store. You aren't blind." and he walked away without his cane.
Kestral (Nick III) says:
Hahahahaha
Cuban says:
True story
Kestral (Nick III) says:
What was he doing?
Cuban says:
asking for money
also
I won
you laughed
Kestral (Nick III) says:
what gave it away?
the blind dude
Cuban says:
He drove
Kestral (Nick III) says:
haha
Did you did in esssssssss-panyol?

Cuban says:
Nah, he spoke english
Kestral (Nick III) says:
ha


Cuban says:
poor Benny
Kestral (Nick III) says:
yeah
Being finnish does that to you.
Cuban says:
indeed

Kestral (Nick III) says:
holy Crap
Salt Water Crocodiles are terrifying
twice the size of a full grown man.
Cuban says:
There are scarier things
Much scarier things
I have been inside them
I don't know how I survived
but I did
and it's scarred me for life
Kestral (Nick III) says:
Your mother?
Cuban says:
No
worse
The Old Folks Home
Kestral (Nick III) says:
DDD:
Cuban says:
One day Kestral, you will join others in the hall of Bingo and you will feel despair as your number is called.
Kestral (Nick III) says:
haha
Cuban says:
You should totally quote this on uesp
all of it
Kestral (Nick III) says:
Only once my Alzheimer's riddled family was someone sent to the home, and that was my great-great aunt
you do it
Cuban says:
Nah, you
Kestral (Nick III) says:
no u
Kestral (Nick III) says:
I gotta go in 7 minutes anyways.
Cuban says:
jerk
Kestral (Nick III) says:
Just copy and paste?
Cuban says:
fine
Kestral (Nick III) says:
k
DEAR PEOPLE OF THE UESP
CAM IS AWESOME

So this topic doesn't get removed:
So, you guys should totally get MSN and join in on the fun! Yeah! Totally!


Note: That guy Cam edited this post and turned it into a propaganda trip!

[Dark Lord Cam]

You wrote my name as Cuban? D:

[Kestral]

You wrote my name as Cuban? D:

Been like that for a long time now, sweetie.

[Spiney]

Hardly appropriate for a forum like this. But hilarious nonetheless.

As an after thought, I don't believe I have you on MSN Kessie.

[Dark Lord Cam]

Hardly appropriate for a forum like this. But hilarious nonetheless.

As an after thought, I don't believe I have you on MSN Kessie.

I do not know what you are talking about. There is nothing inappropriate in that conversation. There never was *cough*

[Stendarr]

Only old Blind Guardian is real.

[Kestral]

The uncensored logs were more hilarious.
I still have them.

[Dark Lord Cam]

The uncensored logs were more hilarious.
I still have them.

Remember that time you dressed up like Shirley Temple and danced around in your backyard? I have pictures.

Also,

why is no one posting any funny chats? I feel offtopic.

[Kestral]

The uncensored logs were more hilarious.
I still have them.

Remember that time you dressed up like Shirley Temple and danced around in your backyard? I have pictures.

Stalker.

[Spiney]

Funny Chats? I could only tell tales of them because I've never saved them out of privacy. But rest assured, every chatroom the Minecraft day chat has been in has ended in some awkward RP. Many of them being quite humourous. Others rather silly. And there's the ones...

[The Most Unholy]

Remember that time that me and kestral > cuban and kestral?

[Drethelis]

Only old Blind Guardian is real.

I stopped scrolling as soon as I saw Blind Guardian. Lol.

[Veck]

Spoiler:

nuno: You like everything related to girls <.<

Chris Amador: Untrue

nuno: Prove me wrong

Chris Amador:I do not like Holly.
So I do not like everything to do with girls.

That's the only one I can be bothered to quote.

[mptrj]

Spoiler:

nuno: You like everything related to girls <.<

Chris Amador: Untrue

nuno: Prove me wrong

Chris Amador:I do not like Holly.
So I do not like everything to do with girls.

That's the only one I can be bothered to quote.

I thought his name was Cuban?

[The Most Unholy]

It is.

[Dark Lord Cam]

Spoiler:

nuno: You like everything related to girls <.<

Chris Amador: Untrue

nuno: Prove me wrong

Chris Amador:I do not like Holly.
So I do not like everything to do with girls.

That's the only one I can be bothered to quote.

I thought his name was Cuban?

No, Cuban is just a nickname.

[The Dog Whisperer]

I dunno, the majority of people seem to call you Cuban.
Mine says Carlos the Cuban, (From some convo about a year ago- I forget what the Carlos is even about) but Cuban is still a recurring theme.

[nyk45]

I don't even know who started calling you Cuban. Was it the Mexican?

[The Dog Whisperer]

The first person I remember saying it was Unholy- Might've been thought up before that.

[Cactus]

Personally I call him Doogus. Much funnier than Cuban, at least to me.

[Dean]

Less nickname talk. If you want to talk about nicknames, simply create a thread.

This topic is for discussion and posting of funny chats, not why Cam is a Cuban or about Mexicans.

[Dark Lord Cam]

Castle says:
I demand that you... something something to someone or something.
Official Editor Matt says:
...
Speak clearly, for your father's sake.
Castle says:
I do not like my father. Kill him if you wish
Official Editor Matt says:
(It means when you need someone to do something urgently or quickly)
At any rate...


Castle says:
hilarious
you say it had to be urgent
and then
"at any rate"
Official Editor Matt says:
Ah, very clever.
Your comprehnsive skills are uncanny.
Have 150 xp.
Castle says:
Thank you
Official Editor Matt says:
So about that thing...
Castle says:
go do the thing
with the other thing
that involves the thing
oh and don't forget the thing
oh yeah, thing called and says she wants her thing back
Official Editor Matt says:
Tell me what these things are.
Castle says:
things
Official Editor Matt says:
Specify the nature of the things.
Castle says:
they are things that look like other things
Official Editor Matt says:
Well then, I am displeased to inform you that I cannot comply with your request.
Castle says:
Why not? Thing is so easy to put with the other things! All you have to do is go do something with the thing!
Official Editor Matt says:
Indeed. But because the words "thing" and "something" can refer to a diverse amount of specific items/objects, I lack the information regarding which specific items/objects which is encompassed under the terms "thing" and "something".
Castle says:
YOU ARE IGNORANT OF THE THING.
Official Editor Matt says:
Unfortunatley, yes.
Castle says:
YOU ARE A FOOL
Official Editor Matt says:
Do you have evidence to support you hypothesis?
Castle says:
YOUR*

[Drethelis]

I didn't find this to be very funny. I revoke that 150 xp, and you lose a perk.

[Dark Lord Cam]

You cannot take what has been given to a mod.

[Drethelis]

Cuban Chris and I engage in another battle in the endless Caps-Lock War.

Matt Sullivan says:
Remove the bit about the dark tower then
Chris Amador says:
why?
Matt Sullivan says:
the first line
JUST DO IT
FOR YOUR FATHER'S SAKE
Chris Amador says:
BUT EVERYONE LOVES THE DARK TOWER
Matt Sullivan says:
DO IT ANYWAY
Chris Amador says:
FINE
BUT YOU OWE ME 1000 POINTS
Matt Sullivan says:
YOU OWE MY OVER 9000 MONTHS WORTH OF PAY FOR EDITING
SPEAKING OF WHICH WHY HAVEN'T I EDITIED ANYTHING. EVER
AND IM YOUR OFFICAL EDITOR.
FAIL AUTHOR IS FAIL
Chris Amador says:
BECAUSE I HAVE YET TO WRITE STUFF
Matt Sullivan says:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF THE COMEDIAN FEATURING ME
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT
Castle says:
BECAUSE I HAVE YET TO WRITE STUFF
Official Editor Matt says:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF THE COMEDIAN FEATURING ME
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT
Castle says:
Oh yeah
working on it
half done
Official Editor Matt says:
Fyi: the above material is going in the funny chat thread
Castle says:
For once, playing stupid has backfired on me D: