Posters that should have been in Oblivion

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:04 pm

Tenacious D-mora!!! HAHAHA!!! great stuff man

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:28 pm

Please do not post the whole picture. Make a link to it!

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:47 pm

Tyrannosaurus wrote:Lol, ace, who's saying that, the Daedroth or your character?

If the Daedroth, I could imagine Mehrunes Dagon patting the Daedroth's dead body after you slayed it, "You did good son, you did good."

If you, you get the thanks of Kvatch. Is that not enough?

Yeah, it's me. It's not enough!!!! I want daedric!!!!!!!

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:07 pm

Got two new ones!!!

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218 ... meFall.jpg

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218 ... ldewLg.jpg

EDIT: if you have a cool oblivion pic lying around, pm it to me (or email: jacob_jasek(AT)yahoo.com) and I can make it into a funny oblivion pic lying around

Most Honored Listener · Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:51 pm

codex wrote:Please do not post the whole picture. Make a link to it!

I just went over that codex

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:45 pm

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i205/ ... sithis.jpg

you may have to zoom in, it's a bit small.

sorry if it sucks, first try.

edit: here is my second lame attempt at a recruiting poster -

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i205/ ... fworms.jpg

Butterknife · Post by **Butterknife** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:26 pm

nicholasenj wrote:http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i205/nicholasenj/kingofworms.jpg

nice one!

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:28 pm

thanks.

I decided I needed something original, DB had been taken already.

r · Post by r » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:59 pm

nicholasenj wrote:thanks. I decided I needed something original, DB had been taken already.

Yes, by everything ever. Why is everyone so obsessed with the Dark Brotherhood? Yes, the quests are some of the best in the game but in reality they're just a group of fundamentally disturbed devil-worshipping nutters who could very easily be rounded up with a sustained police investigation.

wagers286 · Post by **wagers286** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:53 pm

No they couldn't be caught because of the size of the DB I think oblivion made the DB look tiny in reality it must be huge. so if anybody even tried to get um they would be slaughtered.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:51 am

...doesn't the DB Questline, Require you to Eliminate 90% of the DB/BH???

I don't think they are that large. The Black Hand, or Black hands???? How many hands does Sithis have? A (one) listener, 4 Speakers.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Whisp ... y_Old_Lady

You, as THE Listener, recieve requests for Services, for locations all over Tamriel.

rock n roll · Post by **rock n roll** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:59 am

No they couldn't be caught because of the size of the DB I think oblivion made the DB look tiny in reality it must be huge. so if anybody even tried to get um they would be slaughtered.

Ya. i agree, i mean id guess theres a sancutuary in every major city.

Most Honored Listener · Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:25 am

rock n roll wrote:
No they couldn't be caught because of the size of the DB I think oblivion made the DB look tiny in reality it must be huge. so if anybody even tried to get um they would be slaughtered.
Ya. i agree, i mean id guess theres a sanctuary in every major city.

there is I think its in one of the books that it says this or maybe in the dialog but I know that there is one in every city. also the count of cheydinhal knows about the Dark brotherhood there he just fears for his life to not do anything about it.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:30 am

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i205/ ... icdawn.jpg

Most Honored Listener · Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:08 am

jeff wrote:...doesn't the DB Questline, Require you to Eliminate 90% of the DB/BH???

I don't think they are that large. The Black Hand, or Black hands???? How many hands does Sithis have? A (one) listener, 4 Speakers.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Whisp ... y_Old_Lady

You, as THE Listener, recieve requests for Services, for locations all over Tamriel.

you just have to kill off 90% of the black had not the DB

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:00 pm

You actually kill 5 of the BH during the dead drops.

The BH Kills LaChance. The Traitor kills kills Belisarius and Banus.

You Kill the Traitor. Arquen Survives, the only one besides yourself to survive from the DB & BH.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:The_Purification

The Purification: Things at the Sanctuary have gone sour, and the Brotherhood can't afford chance or weakness.

You Elimiate all of the Cheydinhal Santuary, which is all of the DB that is "in the Game"... So 100% of the DB is Killed.

If there were more Sactuary's, they would not be that hard to "Purify".

Honestly, if you put any thought to it, the Dark Brotherhood is one of the LAMEST Guilds. They are infiltrated for years, manipulated, and eliminated. ((You do find a Black Hand Hood/Robe in the"locked keg" on J'Ghasta's ground floor. So it is easy to figure out what is going on.)) Thusly, I've always wanted to join the Traitor, and kill the Night Mother.

The FG Eliminate the Blackwood Company. The MG Eliminates The King of Worms. The TG pulls the Ultimate Hiest. The DB Eliminates themselves...???

wagers286 · Post by **wagers286** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:37 pm

That isn't completely true. From what I've seen the Night Mother always knew about the traitor and she used him to get rid of the weaker people in the DB. Also I think the devs made it far to small. My impression of the Db after playing tribunal was that it was massive (I mean they easily had 20
members in Morrowind alone. where the DB dosen't have a strangle hold over the murder biz) So when I started to play Oblivion I was expecting a massive place filled with murderers and killers and I get like 8 people -.-. needless to say I was a little mad.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:40 pm

maybe they are like the death eaters. only voldemort ever knew exactly who and how many followers he had. although you do rise to the rank of listener and are still not told about all the things that you should have been told at silencer if they existed... maybe most of the knowledge died with the old listener.

wagers286 · Post by **wagers286** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:42 pm

well maybe but how hard would it be to find your own DB killers?

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:44 pm

true, true.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:49 pm

on the other hand, Arquen is the one who pays you, so there is not really a huge initiative to find anyone else.

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:45 pm

EEK, stop talking about the Dark Brotherhood, feed me more posters to laugh at. I demand it...

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:29 am

Sorry for necro-posting, but I have an idea for the funniest poster eva!!!!!

I just need somebody to make me a custom pic. Could the person who makes this photo put 3 bottles of Skooma in a triangle on the left side, and a cheese wheel on the right side. Some people might already know what it's going to be, so DON'T spoil it for others!!!!

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:42 pm

"So this female orc walks into the Inn with 3 bottles of skooma in one hand and a 3 pound cheese wheel in the other............"

I'm not sure what you are getting to ace, but it did remind me of something.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:41 am

well, not exactly. I'l pm what I was thinking so it dosen't get spoiled