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r   wrote:I bring forth a plague of mildew onto your deck of cards, causing them to become unpleasantly moist and stick together.
Wellp, it's a good thing I stole them then.

Although in hindsight I should have just sold them for inordinate amounts of currency instead of playing with them.
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RobotNixon wrote:
r   wrote:I bring forth a plague of mildew onto your deck of cards, causing them to become unpleasantly moist and stick together.
Wellp, it's a good thing I stole them then.

Although in hindsight I should have just sold them for inordinate amounts of currency instead of playing with them.
I think the damage to them will have voided your warranty and essentially rendered them worthless.
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r   wrote:
RobotNixon wrote:
r   wrote:I bring forth a plague of mildew onto your deck of cards, causing them to become unpleasantly moist and stick together.
Wellp, it's a good thing I stole them then.

Although in hindsight I should have just sold them for inordinate amounts of currency instead of playing with them.
I think the damage to them will have voided your warranty and essentially rendered them worthless.
Can't really get a warranty for something you stole...

And I took into account the fact they were ruined.

C'est la vie.
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Nixon returns, and all goes to hell.
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Spiney wrote:Nixon returns, and all goes to hell.
I'll be ruler in 6 weeks.
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Spiney wrote:Nixon returns, and all goes to hell.
1) I take it you've never seen Futurama.
2) You know you love me.
Dark Lord wrote:
Spiney wrote:Nixon returns, and all goes to hell.
I'll be ruler in 6 weeks.
Challenge Accepted.
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Dark Lord wrote:I'll be ruler in 6 weeks.
Your certainties are hollow by now. :P
Although there was that one time you said you would rule and then a month later you were a mod.
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RobotNixon wrote:
Spiney wrote:Nixon returns, and all goes to hell.
1) I take it you've never seen Futurama.
2) You know you love me.
1. I have, yet cannot remember much from it.
2. Of course I do. I never said the Offtopic thread going into Chaos was a bad thing.
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This one time at band camp...

elaborate :)

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Spiney wrote:
RobotNixon wrote:
Spiney wrote:Nixon returns, and all goes to hell.
1) I take it you've never seen Futurama.
2) You know you love me.
1. I have, yet cannot remember much from it.
2. Of course I do. I never said the Offtopic thread going into Chaos was a bad thing.
1) There's an episode where Richard Nixon's head gets elected president and it is implied that everything goes to hell.
2) True enough.
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RobotNixon wrote: 1) There's an episode where Richard Nixon's head gets elected president and it is implied that everything goes to hell.
2) True enough.
1. Oh that one. Good fun that episode was.
2. Indeed.

And with that, I'ma hit the hay.
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I earlier theorized in an MSN chat that Cactus was just RobotNixon in disguise.

Why'd you have to come back and ruin my fun? :(
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The Dog Whisperer wrote:
Dark Lord wrote:I'll be ruler in 6 weeks.
Your certainties are hollow by now. :P
Although there was that one time you said you would rule and then a month later you were a mod.
Coincidence? I think not!
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Freudian slip?
I never said the word coincidence. :mrgreen:
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The Dog Whisperer wrote:Freudian slip?
I never said the word coincidence. :mrgreen:
I was merely pointing out that I can do big things if I set my mind to it.
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But you think it was a coincidence.
Fair enough.
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I've made my new NV character to look and act exactly like Bartholomeo from ACII. This should be fun.
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I smell a lawsuit.
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Completely unrelated to the current topic of conversation, I finally properly started playing the first Fallout.

Is it me, or is the difficulty jump from the first main quest to the second a bit too great?
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evenratman wrote:I smell a lawsuit.
Move to Sweden.

Become a pirate.
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The pauses are following me. :shock:
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This thread's already passed out The What Happened To You Today thread thread..

Threads.
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The Dog Whisperer wrote:Threads.
Think I'll listen to TWDY.
Good idea! :D Do you mind if I steal it?
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