Posters that should have been in Oblivion

r · Post by r » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:20 pm

There's one for food, and it's well-known that the posters in Oblivion's cities are awful. There's a few Arena ones and a few Wanted ones for the Grey Fox, but that's it. So, make your own. I'll set the ball rolling.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/ ... iecopy.jpg

rock n roll · Post by **rock n roll** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:25 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!

omg.. thats great

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:37 pm

Would I get stupider but healthier and more agile? DEFINITELY, so yes, great poster, great advertising, but something's wrong with the wine bottle.

weka · Post by **weka** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:45 pm

Have you been drinking some already?!!

You only get more Health, you get "stupider" and more clumsy.

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:47 pm

Oh just noticed that, sorry. Yes, this is because I have been drinking large doses already. It's completely r's fault for advertising. R MAED MEE SHTUPID.

ganna · Post by **ganna** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:14 pm

Hmm, how about a Fighters' Guild recruitment poster? Uncle Tiber Septim Wants You!

(Sorry, I couldn't draw if my life depended on it. I'm hard pressed to draw a straight line with a ruler, and anything above it turns out as abstract art.)

The DB posters, I'm afraid, would look a lot like the booklets Yehovah's Witnesses spike you with any time you're not watching out. You know, tigers lying down next to lambs if we just do some dirty work right now, and a big happy multiracial family waiting for you in Paradise (I am, I honestly am sorry if I offended anyone but I don't think any active Witnesses frequent game forums!).

Thieves Guild might go with a Robin Hood theme. Or with free t-shirts featuring the Classic Che image every really addled teenager wishes to possess. Power to the people! Money to the poor! We care for Waterfront!

Mages Guild, though . . . Make Things Go Kaboom? The mushroom-shaped cloud probably isn't good advertising . . .

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:37 pm

That was more offending to Dark Brotherhood-likers than to Jehovah Witnesses.

The Dark Brotherhood is nothing like that.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:39 pm

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218 ... 4/aaaa.jpg

Crusader · Post by **Crusader** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:47 pm

AHHHAA!

Thats a good one!

rock n roll · Post by **rock n roll** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:31 am

Wow, omg my stomach, omg thats so funny

hahaha! omg, nice

rock n roll · Post by **rock n roll** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:29 am

[img]C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\EvanW\Desktop\poster,%20notn.JPG[/img]

rock n roll · Post by **rock n roll** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:31 am

arg, how do i post pictures, i have a really good one

wagers286 · Post by **wagers286** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:38 am

you people laugh at the weirdest things.... Ya that caused a slight chuckle but It wasn't that funny....

rock n roll · Post by **rock n roll** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:42 am

It reminded me of soemthing.. thats why it is so funny for me

ganna · Post by **ganna** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:50 am

Tyrannosaurus wrote:That was more offending to Dark Brotherhood-likers than to Jehovah Witnesses.

The Dark Brotherhood is nothing like that.

Sorry. Didn't think, from what I've seen in the Brotherhood, DB followers had their sense of humor seriously impaired (for the obviously impaired ones: that's a compliment, smile!

)

As for the FG poster: RECURITS? How about a SPILLING CHEQUER?

(Please don't ever think I might be dead serious. I'm writing this in my sig. Just as soon as I find out where I can find my sig lol . . .)

ganna · Post by **ganna** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:55 am

Just testing ( I probably found where you put the sig).

Lich Lord · Post by **Lich Lord** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:31 am

how do you post pictures? I got a good one!!!

rock n roll · Post by **rock n roll** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:10 am

how do you post pictures? I got a good one!!!

I pmed Most Honered Listener cause i also have a good one, if he pms back how, ill tell you

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:26 am

Posting links requires a 7 day membership, Please be patient! It was done to keep out the spam and that has been good!

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:04 am

ganna wrote:
Tyrannosaurus wrote:That was more offending to Dark Brotherhood-likers than to Jehovah Witnesses.

The Dark Brotherhood is nothing like that.
Sorry. Didn't think, from what I've seen in the Brotherhood, DB followers had their sense of humor seriously impaired (for the obviously impaired ones: that's a compliment, smile! )

As for the FG poster: RECURITS? How about a SPILLING CHEQUER?

(Please don't ever think I might be dead serious. I'm writing this in my sig. Just as soon as I find out where I can find my sig lol . . .)

I did that on purpose to make him seem stupid

Crusader · Post by **Crusader** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:07 am

Heh, here's one:

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/c5cf735c93.jpg

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:41 am

This one's a little naughty

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218 ... t349zd.jpg

Crusader · Post by **Crusader** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:50 am

No! mine has spelling mistakes!

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:28 am

Here's another!

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218 ... ltieri.jpg

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:15 pm

Don't worry about it ganna, I actually laughed at what you said for the reason i stated earlier, the Dark Brotherhood isn't anything like that. Thar's why I said that, I was being ironic.

BUT, to see how the DB really is, see the poster above me. (It's true, it happened to me.)