Camp for Idiots...again (Comedy RP)

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Re: Camp for Idiots...again (Comedy RP)

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Saul looked up from his staring at his statue. What an interesting ritual, almost like the ones he performed. "I'll help with those, who are we trying to satisfy?"
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"Alright, count me in", Sergio said with a chuckle.
"What I thought I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf mutes"
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Holly smiled at the young girl. "I like it how it is," she said, "It shows your free spirit."
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"Well, i can punch someone in the nose and give them a bloody nose, then say they tripped, or we can say that you hurt your leg. Either way, someone acts hurt, one distracts them, and i sneak in. Simple, oh, and who can forget pulling a prank on the girls?" Jon smiled happily.
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"Uhh...Shut up, Beavis!"

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The moment you've l been waiting for...
“I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN!!!” Chris said to the pranksters in his cabin, leaning up against the doorway in a feminine form. “You are breaking the Buck Scouts’ honor! Show some respect, or I’ll punch you in the face!”

Chris was obviously shaking in fear. Yeah…As if he would ever punch a tough kid in the face…

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Jack, meanwhile, didn’t go to his cabin. He snuck under the wooden canopy over the entrance to Scoutmaster Tom’s cabin. Placing a small paper bag in front of the door, he lit it on fire. He then rang the doorbell and sprinted to the side of the cabin where he wouldn’t be seen. He was completely exposed to the heavy rain, but he could care less.

Tom opened the door. “What?” he said. He was wearing pajamas. The simple sight of the scoutmaster in pajamas made Jack laugh. “OH MY GOD!!!” Tom shouted. He repeatedly stomped on the bag to put the fire out. “Hmm…” he said to himself. “What’s that smell?” He slowly looked down at his slipper. “OH GOD!!! DOG S**T!?!?”

Jack laughed hysterically, almost to the point where he was unable to breathe. This wasn’t the end of his classical prank. Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out three eggs and held them at his side. “Okay, Scoutmaster…” Jack whispered to himself. “Let’s dance…”

The Buck Scout quickly hurled the three eggs at Tom. The eggs shattered all over the scoutmaster once they came in contact with his body. The laughing Jack Stardore sprinted away in the cover of the heavy rain. “I’LL GET YOU, PUCK!!!” Tom shouted as Jack disappeared. “I’LL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, AND YOU’LL HAVE DETENTION FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK!!!”
"Uhh...Shut up, Beavis!"

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"So, is it acceptable to do these rituals or not?"
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"What's with all this shouting?" Dominik wondered, walking up to his door...He looked around real quick, and some the scoutmaster in pajamas covered with egg yolk, with a burnt wet bag next to his foot.
"Hmm...Whoever did that is either awesome, or a real idiot," he thought to himself. He then looked over at the other cabins, wondering about the source of the other shouting.
"What's with the girl blocking the door in the boy's cabin?" he wondered, going to sit back on his bed. Ten minutes here, and things were already weird.
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"It is not acceptable!" Chris shouted. "Don't you understand!?"

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Jack ran to his cabin door, slamming it open. He entered and closed it shut behind him. "HA HA!!!" he laughed. "That stupid a$$hole let me get away with it!"
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"More the shouting?" Dominik though, sitting on his bed. It was bad enough he had to sit in this mold infested cabin alone, but he didn't need a headache to go along with it...He was tempted to tell that girl in the boy's cabin to shut the hell up...
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Saul took the boy's shouting as a sign of aggression, stood up, and promptly shoved Chris down.
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Jon laughed hysterically. The sight of a tiny nerdy kid telling him he'll punch Jon in the face made him laugh. When Saul shoved Chris down, it made him laugh harder.
"Go ahead, punch me! Break the scoutmasters honor! Come on, free shot!"
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Saul stared at Jon, was he being Hostile too?
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Sergio watched the comical events unfold in the cabin, trying not to laugh. It was no use, of course. Chris threatening Jon, Saul shoving him to the ground, it was hilarious. He was laughing pretty hard, especially when he remembered that Lucy had warned him about Chris. "I was supposed to beware of you?", Sergio chuckled, talking to Chris. He walked over, grabbed Chris by both of his arms, and pulled him to his feet. "Lighten up, man! Usually I'm the tense one. We're just gonna have a little fun with our.. rituals", he said as he flashed a grin to Saul.
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After hearing a commotion outside, Holly strolled over to her window and peered out. She spotted the old scoutmaster falling for the infamous paper bag trick while a tall dark boy laughed at him, and a scrawny little boy being knocked around by his peers.

"I'll be back in a sec," she murmured to nobody in particular as she slipped out of the cabin.
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"Well, anyways, i'm going outside for a quick... stroll, breaking the scoutmasters honor." Jon walked outside, and noticed scoutmaster Tom around a bag. Jon laughed, and noticed a girl in the window. Jon stared at the girl, hoping she wouldn't notice.
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After Sergio had helped Chris to his feet, he let go of the boy's arms. "Go talk to her", he said as he joined Jon outside, and saw him staring at a girl in the window. "Seriously, pranks can wait if you wanna spit some game", Sergio said in a slightly mocking tone.
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Spit some game= flirt 8)
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"Actually, i'm thinking. Maybe in a while, trying to find something to do. I'm terribly bored out here. Jon walked over to the girl, (Veck) and looked at her. "Hey, whats up?" He said nervously.
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"Later, then", Sergio said with a laugh. He then walked back to the cabin, closing the door behind him. "It's not the.. opportune moment for those rituals", he said to Saul. "So no need to worry, Chris", he added in a joking tone. "The Buck Scout's honor remains undefiled, for now". He then walked over to his bed, and sat down on it. After a couple of minutes, he pulled a small, wooden box out of his bag. "Will they give me hot water in the cafeteria? I'd like to drink some tea", he said to the other boys in the cabin. He held up the box, which contained many bags of Earl Grey.
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Earl Grey is one of my favorite teas :)
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"I'd imagine that they would give us beverages, But I'd like to go see how our head is doing. Though i must say, behavior like this is not a good example of leadership"
Saul went outside and walked to the Scoutmaster
"Master, how are you planning to deal with this?"
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