Your Last Meal.

[HatofMadness]

From the offtopic thread:

Like your last meal on death row, you want it to be perfect.

This is hella outta no where, but, for some reason ive always thought about what my "last meal" would be if i was on death row. of course i dont expect that to happen, but its a logical situation which calls for what would you really eat if it was your last meal?

So I lay the question to you all!

As for the Hat,
It cooks as follows:

Start of with a bowl of french onion soup with ALOT of swizz cheese and NO bread.
Cherry Coke.
Bring on shrimp cocktail.
Mountain Dew.
Mcdonalds Big Mac
Dr. Pepper.
Prime Rib with extra Au Jue Sauce(spelling), with a large side of crispy stringy onion rings.
Another Cherry Coke.
Strawberry Cheesecake/Red Velvet Cake/ Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.
Hazelnut Coffee. Extra sugar.
And a Pack of Marlboro Menthol Ciggarettes.



Who knows if they'd actually get me all that, but there is the list. ^_^


Also, thanks to Evenratman and Veck for the idea!

[evenratman]

Plus, if its my LAST meal, I better be able to eat that much lol

Your bladder would probably explode from all those drinks, nevermind the food.

[HatofMadness]

Lol, ok then, what would your last meal be then?

[Veck]

I've thought long and hard about this one, and here's what I would define as perfection. This is assuming I'm hungry enough to be able to eat all of this. Which means I'd have to be really hungry, so a few days fasting beforehand would be mandatory. And all the food is extremely good quality of course.

• Feta Cheese Salad with Plum Tomatoes, Rocket and Cucumber
• Thin crust Quattro Formaggi pizza with sweetcorn
• Vegetarian Burritos
• Chickpea Curry
• Samosas, Pakoras, Onion Bhajis
• A rolled up newspaper of seaside chips covered in salt 'n' vinegar (I need something British on there!)
• Profiteroles with Whipped Cream covered in warm chocolate sauce
• Pistachio flavoured Cornish Ice Cream
• Peace Of Cake & Cookie Dough from Ben & Jerry's
• A huge pyramid of Ferrero Rocher
• Heineken
• Some luxury red wine I would otherwise never taste in real life
• Water freshly collected from the great Norwegian glaciers
• Dandelion & Burdock/Curiosity Cola

Right, if I survive the triple bypass, that should let me die on a full enough stomach!

[Dark Lord Cam]

In response to this thread, have any of you ever wondered why people wear diapers before getting executed?

Last Meal: Everything and anything I would be allowed to cook myself.

[Generalno1]

I'm tempted to delete that for off topic posting...
but mine-
Mozzarella,tomato basil brushetta.
Murgh malai tikka
Chicken potli kabab
Aloo gobi zabzhi
Naan
Paneer shimla mirch(all of them in small quantities)
An Italian Margarita pizza
Lemon Ice tea
Fish, sweet chili sauce
and Creme brulé
but it'll probably change tomorrow

[HatofMadness]

In response to this thread, have any of you ever wondered why people wear diapers before getting executed?

Last Meal: Everything and anything I would be allowed to cook myself.

Either they ate too much, and all that.

Or theyre scared of dieing and cant conrtol their anxiety.

[evenratman]

Time to put my thinking cap on....

• 2 Eggs Benedict Arnold with a side of breakfast sausages and morning taters, along with 1 glass of all-natural freshly-squeezed orange juice.
• 1 tall glass of Nestea iced tea.
• 1 large serving of my mom's lasagna, along with 1 tall glass of regular Coca Cola.
• 1 bucket of pineapple chicken from my favourite Chinese restaurant that is not open anymore, along with 1 tall glass of regular Pepsi.
• For desert: 1 bag of Miss Vickies jalapeno-flavoured potato chips, along with 1 A&W root beer float.
• And finally: 1 Marlboro 'fresh' cigarette (I don't smoke but hey, I like the way HoM thinks).

[HatofMadness]

Lol, ya know, I almost said 1 ciggarette as well.
But eh, If they'll give me the pack, im doin it.

[Taters]

This is an interesting question, and one I guarantee my answer to will change over time, but here goes, in no particular order:

A bowl of gulaschsuppe
A bowl of sauerkraut soup
A hot corned beef sandwich on an onion roll with spicy mustard and garlic pickles
A root beer float
A vanilla ice cream soda
A 20 oz. or larger prime rib au jus(which, for those who don't know, means "with juice", hence, "with au jus" or "au jus sauce" are redundant)
A bowl of sauteed cabbage with bacon, seasoned with garlic, dill and sour cream
A bag of Andy Capp's Hot Fries
A Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino
A rum cake, made with dark rum, not one of those stupid coconut coated "italian" rum cakes
And, in the vein of those who've posted before me, a nice "wizard's" pipe, with the best, mellowest tobacco available

EDIT: And, somewhere in there, something with real maple syrup on it/in it

[Lindai]

Starters-

Proper mushroom soup. Not powder+water junk.
Bowl or two of croutons.

Main Course-

A whole duck,roast.
Roast potatoes.
Honey roast ham.
Grilled trout.
Peppercorn sauce.
Grilled steak.
Loads of fried onions and mushrooms.
Mashed carrots and parsnips.
Proper English mustard. None of the watered down American stuff.

Desert-

Banoffee pie.
A Birthday cake.
Lots of strawberries.
A bowl or two of whipped cream.

Drinks-

Water.
Erdringer.
Lots of Jameson and Coca Cola.

And I guess I'd smoke a cigar after,even though I don't smoke.
Or perhaps a line or two of coke..(j/k)

[HatofMadness]

Hahah Lindai.


Jedi Taters: Is the Gulaschsuppe you referred too a beef stew (beef, veggies) kinda with noodles? My grandmother used to make that. A real german dish, good stuff though!

[leroybrown]

And a Pack of Marlboro Menthol Ciggarettes.

Haha that's right up there with PallMall and Newport. Well maybe not that ghetto.

Either they ate too much, and all that.

Or theyre scared of dieing and cant conrtol their anxiety.

When people die, they release their bowels. Gross huh?

Ok, I am calling all of yall out! There is NO WAY you guys can eat all of that food, unless it's like tiny portions.

I would probably go with basic thanksgiving style food. Turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole and gravy poured all over it (mmmmm). I would wash it down with a Pabst. Oh and what the hell, one Camel Turkish Gold.

I assume they wouldn't allow my variation of a Philly strawberry (hint hint).

[evenratman]

Water freshly collected from the great Norwegian glaciers.

The prison guards would probably dunk the glass in the toilet bowl and say it's Norwegian glacier water.

[Lindai]

Heineken

Or the prison guards might take a whizz in a pint glass and call it Heineken. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference in taste at all.

[HatofMadness]

If i was on death row, and they gave me alcohol, i'd prolly turn into a raging lunatic.

[The_Ghost]

Wow, I'm eating with Generalno1!!



Breakfast: Corn beef and hash with scrambled eggs + ketchup and hot sauce, side of bacon, and wheat toast.
Lunch: Any kind of sandwich from Town Meats in Wakefield, Rhode Island
Dinner: My moms homemade corn flake crispy chicken, garlic mashed potato's, corn, mac and cheese
Dessert: My grandma makes this stuff she calls "dirt", its basically vanilla + chocolate pudding, cream cheese, more cream, and crushed oreo's. + blueberry pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream
Random snack: sour patch kids, red swedish fish, cape cod chips, dr.pepper, cherry coke, and rolling rock beer.
End of meal indulgence: Vegetation in "the wizards pipe"

[mptrj]

End of meal indulgence: Vegetation in "the wizards pipe"

Spoiler:

[The_Ghost]

End of meal indulgence: Vegetation in "the wizards pipe"

Spoiler:

ok. lol

who doesn't like bacon?

...and pizza. add that to the snack section

[Caractacus]

A banana
A glass of water
One cup of black coffee


That's it. Can't think of a better "last meal".

[Shadow]

Weetabix x2

[gingko]

I'm thinking dhaal and some fresh vegetables like I ate in Kerala all the time, served on a banana leaf, but I would like start with some good sashimi for protein. I would drink a Kaśtelań unpasteurised beer, and also request a full pack of Dunhill Exports for a lush post dindins smoke as I do not particularly like cigars.

[ironsoultrap]

Breakfast - Chocolate chip pancakes, hashbrowns, over easy eggs, and bacon

Lunch - Homemade chicken noodle soup with French bread, apples, and various cheeses

Dinner - A huge Kobe beef steak, a red dragon sushi roll, roasted red potatoes, fish and chips, and macaroni and cheese

Dessert - A slice of strawberry cheesecake, a slice of key lime pie, a slice of lemon meringue pie, and a huge bowl of fruity pebbles

This post is making me hungry.

[HatofMadness]

Dessert - A slice of strawberry cheesecake

Your fitting in just fine ^_^

[TheoC]

I'd have a combination of really wierd stuff from all over the world, so that it would take them months to gather it all and I'd live for longer :L

For example, Koala bear soup, Escargot, Haggis, Camel stew ect.