Creative Names of Epicness and Cheesecake!

[Argonanza]

Post fun, creative or epic names of your enchanted equipment, spells or potions/poisons. Or face the consequences.

ME FIRST!

Morgan Freeman's Gift - Water Walking on self, spell.
Room 101 - Demoralize, spell.
I choose you, Feraligatr! - Summon Daedroth, spell.
Whack-A-Foe - Ebony Warhammer, Paralyze.
Dr. Pepper - Poison, damage health, weakness to poison, Demoralize. (God, what an awful drink that is!)

..That's all I can think of at the moment.

NOW YOU!

[evenratman]

Dr. Pepper - Poison, damage health, weakness to poison, Demoralize. (God, what an awful drink that is!)

You'll pay for that. YOU'LL PAY!!!

Suicidal Tendencies - 1 pt. Fire Damage on self (to train destruction)

More to come probably...

[Argonanza]

Fondle - Charm, spell on touch. *ahem*

[j31c3n]

Most of my cool names are for enchanted items. Right now I'd got a full set of items where everything is "Dune____."

[Argonanza]

Why 'Dune'? You be foolin' around in Elsweyr?

[Veck]

I did make a Fortify Mercantile spell in Morrowind called Wrath Of Billy Mays, as a tribute. I haven't made any more though.

[j31c3n]

Why 'Dune'? You be foolin' around in Elsweyr?

I'm playing as a Khajiit Dunerunner. Something I made up but I think it's neat.

[Dasharr]

Shackles of Mundus: wrist irons enchanted with Fortify Magicka.

[Argonanza]

I did make a Fortify Mercantile spell in Morrowind called Wrath Of Billy Mays, as a tribute. I haven't made any more though.

So epic! Are you.. Girl-Jesus?

.. R.I.P Billy mays.

[Veck]

So epic! Are you.. Girl-Jesus?

Mormon Jebus.

Hmm, maybe I should give some spell names some thought. How about "Lucky Punk" for Fortify Marksman?

[Jeff]

I'm here for the Cheesecake... wait... lies... all lies...

Saddly, nope, no funny names for me. I like to keep it simple, to the point... like Touch of Death, or Nuk'em.

[Argonanza]

I'm here for the Cheesecake... wait... lies... all lies...

Saddly, nope, no funny names for me. I like to keep it simple, to the point... like Touch of Death, or Nuk'em.

Nuk'em counts as a somewhat cool name, so hah on you!

[Veck]

Gateau Blaster- Cheesecake Damage for 30 seconds

[j31c3n]

a friend of mine made one of those "death touch" spells in the construction set, it's like 50 pts of every conceivable type of damage. he calls it "BLAMMO" and yells "BLAMMO" whenever he lays his hands on someone with it

[Argonanza]

Too Much Lewt - Burden, spell.

[KrisCrash]

I wanted to make a weapon with area effect damage and call it Crowd Pleaser.
My disintegrate armour mace was Shellbreaker
Fortify speed & athletics on touch: Horse Enhancer.

Otherwise most of mine are lame, lately. I do have the following jewelry enchanted with 125pts feather: looter's ring, looter's band, looter's charm

I have a "transcendent necklace" with 50pts magicka, but it's not so creative, I just named it after the transcendent sigil stone. But it's a nice name I think. I named things like "brave" or "streadfast" if they were for strength, but now I just do "Dwarven Greaves 25pts shock shield".. I am boring

[Norroen Dyrd]

Your ideas really got me thinking. So far I never got more creative than "Samurai Armour" (an enchanted set of Blades armour) and a Fortify some attributes (I forgot which exactly) spell that I kinda named after an NPC I fancied as a pairing for my character at that time. The spell was called N's Embrace (N being the name of the NPC, which I am rather too embarrassed to divulge).
But now I think I'll get down to more fun names.
Dr. Pepper, tee-hee

[Red Guardian]

Personal Jesus (Ring of water walking).

[The Tom]

Personal Jesus (Ring of water walking).

HAHA! Nice.

I don't usually bother with cool names. In fact, I think I once called a spell 'Fortify Acrobatics1'. But I did once name a drain willpower spell 'Gabe Newell'.

[BFG]

Heh, that gave me an idea for a new spell:

Chuck Norris - Fortify Hand to Hand 100 pts.

[Sir_Cuthulhu]

They may be kinda lame, but here be my spell names:
Mephala's web- frenzy lvl 25 in 25 feet for 30 seconds on target
Master of Puppets- command humanoid lvl 25 for 30 seconds on touch
Plague of 7 deaths- 20 points frost, fire, shock, health damage, weakness to frost, fire, shock, magic 100, for 7 seconds on touch
Thor's Soul Breaker- Daedric Warhammer with shock damage 25 points, soul trap 5 seconds, weakness to shock 25 points for 5 seconds

Spoiler:

I'm not all too sure if I recall the numbers correctly, but I did my best.

[Vendetta]

Ring of DaVinchi - Intelligence 250 points

[JimmyEX]

They may be kinda lame, but here be my spell names:
Mephala's web- frenzy lvl 25 in 25 feet for 30 seconds on target
Master of Puppets- command humanoid lvl 25 for 30 seconds on touch
Plague of 7 deaths- 20 points frost, fire, shock, health damage, weakness to frost, fire, shock, magic 100, for 7 seconds on touch
Thor's Soul Breaker- Daedric Warhammer with shock damage 25 points, soul trap 5 seconds, weakness to shock 25 points for 5 seconds

Spoiler:

I'm not all too sure if I recall the numbers correctly, but I did my best.

I like Master of puppets!! But thats coz I'm a Metallica fanatic.
I can't remember the names of my spells/enchantments etc. i'm very new to it. Been playing oblivion for years but can't get my head around it.

[nyk45]

Glee - Drain Intelligence for 30 seconds.

[Veck]

Glee - Fortify Personality for 30 seconds.

Fix'd.