Interviews

[Generalno1]

This thread is for the Interveiws. Any questions about our dark pasts? How we wound up here? Be they wierd or Silly, feel free to ask us here. The questions will be answered by the mod team on the 23rd. And remember, no topics are forbidden
1.Each person is allowed one set of questions
2.Questions should be submitted before the 21st
3.Keep it clean ladies

[Veck]

@Andere You are the oldest member on these forums. Do you feel that people look up to you because of it?

@Dark Lord I've been waiting a good few years for your takeover of the world, and yet you haven't fired your superweapon once. Why the delays?

@Generalno1 Would you say that the quality of Glee has increased or decreased over the years?

@H8Ball Your signature says "ex-PC engineer". What did you go on to do after you stopped doing that job?

@Leilah What was the origin of your nickname "Living Dead Girl"?

@Newsound If you had to pick between The Smiths, Dubstep and Radiohead, which would you take onto a desert island?

@All Imagine I had a suitcase containing $80,000,000. All you had to do to pick it up is accept that a Chinese man will fall off his bike and die. Do you take it?

[Shadow]

@Generalno1: So where's no2 these days?
@Andere: I love Finland. I want to live there. Whats the best food there?
@H8Ball: I have a error on shutdown for Windows Xp:
c000021a (Or something like that). What should I go about doing to fix it?
@Dark Lord: Will you ever be firin' yo lazor?
@Newsound: What is that name about? And Morrissey? :O
@Leilah Have you been fired from your job for constantly being on UESP?
If not then do you think you eventually will?
@All How do you work out the area of a circle?

[Arch-Mage Matt]

@Generalno1: How did you get stuck with the Job of Anniversary Operater?
@Andere: How old are you, exactly?
@H8Ball: What's with the name? Origin?
@Dark Lord: If you had a succed in taking over the world, what would be your first three laws?
@Newsound: How many pets do you have? ( )
@Leilah Are you really a livng dead girl? Did you take pity on Arielle Jurard the Lich when you killed her in Battlethorn Castle? (If you don't have that plug-in for Oblivion, check here. Do you have pity on another living dead girl?)
@All If you could get rid of one thread on the entire forums, which one would it be and why?

[The Tom]

@Newsound - I think you would look great with pink hair. Assess the validity of this statement. (7 marks)
@Andere - What was the nature of your education? You seem far too learned for a video gamer.
@Leilah - Can I have a cheescake recipe?
@Generalno1 - Who's Generalno2?
@Dark Lord - What make are your long coats and where can I get one?
@H8Ball - Surely being a PC engineer is a sought-after job, and therefore you would have made a not-indecent salary. Why is your own computer more than slightly slow?

To all - Happy Anniversary. For all of you this is the first anniversary as mods, and for two it's your first anniversary full stop. What is the volume of one mole of sulphur dioxide gas at room temperature?

[The Raven]

@Leilah, what would you do to me if I said "Cheesake tastes like arse"

@Dark Lord, what would you do to me if I told everyone your original username was leonides?...oh wait.

@Generalno1, are you a Robot Unicorn? If you are

Spoiler:

Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love

@Newsound, what's the old sound like?

@Andere, what's the speed of an unladen swallow?

@H8ball, how many times have your machine gotten the BSoD?

@All, good job so far, mods 'preciate the work you've done for the forums. Seriously though, can I be a moderator?

[Sav]

@Andere: Have you ever spammed a forum before?
@GeneralNo1: How did you join the forums? What inspired you?
@Dark Lord: Where did you get your hat?

[Sav]

@Andere: Have you ever spammed a forum before?
@GeneralNo1: How did you join the forums? What inspired you?
@Dark Lord: Where did you get your hat?
@Leilah: You are a real estate in South Africa? What is it like?
@Newsound: What is it like being a mod?
@All: Have you ever been fired from a job/school for being on UESP?

Spoiler:

Double Post, sorry!

[r]

Andere: True or false - James May.

Dark Lord: As a Cuban dictator you must own a huge selection of armaments. Whilst polishing my machete (oo-er) I can never get that lustrous sheen I desire on the blade. I was just wondering what cleaning products you'd recommend?

Generalno1: A very simple on - favourite curry?

Newsound: What could be more nostalgic than a child sitting by an open fire?

Leilah: What do you think would happen if you just ate bacon?

H8ball: Who would win in a fight between Jimmy Nail and a younger Bernard Cribbins?

To everyone: If someone offered you £20 to ban me, would you do it?

[Spiney]

Leilah: Find the gradient of the Normal to the curve: y = x² + 5 at the point (-2,9)

Dark Lord: You are on the podium in front of the world. You are about to make you statement as head of the world. What do you say?

Andere: Chicken or Beef?

H8ball: Did you prefer Windows XP to Windows 7?

Newsound: Double Rainbow all the way?

GeneralNo1: Do you get paid the usual the 90,000 rupees as a General or does being GeneralNo1 entitle you to a higher pay?

[Jeff]

All: What is your Quest? * / **

* As a Moderator, what is the one thing (of probably many), that you hope to accomplish when you come on to UESP each day.

** Not a trick question, but it helps to let the Members know what they can do to help make your jobs easier.