Quotes of all Time.

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:20 pm

Ah...guess they are too stuck up to notice that they are dying...

Anyway...I was in the maarket distric,(sp?) anyway, and a beggar was talking to some snobby high helf..the conversation went like this..

Beggar:Hey have you heard about the chapel of Dibella...
High Elf:No, what happened ?
Beggar:All the priests and preistesess were murdered! Right there on the Alter of Love!
High Elf:Oh my!
Beggar:Goodbye..

Weeel...now that I read over that, it doesn't sound very funny...
sooo! here's a good one!

Beggar:Hello!
Hogh Elf:Go away filthy beggar!
Beggar: Goodbye then
High elf:Good bye

spovz · Post by **spovz** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:12 am

"I do not spread rumors. I create them."
~Lucien Lachance

The Most Unholy · Post by **The Most Unholy** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:14 am

"You remain faithful. That is good. I will cut your throat if you visit that other smith."
Another great quote from the almighty and quite insane cutter. All her quotes rock!

ToyMachine · Post by **ToyMachine** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:44 am

those are some good quotes, some quotes they say in the game are so random an pointless at times. Its like when you play grand theft auto if you just listen to what they say in their conversations, like one guy will say "my mothers my sister" to another guy an he'll just be like "bye", its like the lines they say don't even make sense or lead up to anything but are so hilarious

Elhana · Post by **Elhana** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:47 am

Not an overly wordy quote, but Teinaava's repeated "Why? Why?" when dealing with him as part of the Dark Brotherhood quest always left an awful taste in my mouth. One more reason I suppose why I don't enjoy playing evil. If you play good you don't usually have to kill all your friends =)

(no, no, I'm not on a soapbox for good vs. evil. I'm just saying, those words of Teinaava's stick more clearly in my mind than just about anything in the game. I remember feeling quite depressed as I took him down, much more so than anyone else in the dark brotherhood. He said an awful lot to me without really saying much at all.)

The Most Unholy · Post by **The Most Unholy** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:52 pm

And the greatest quote outside of Sheogorath and cutter.

"Some people wish to throw their weapons. That seems foolish to M'aiq. If you hold your weapon, you only need one."

and the next.

"Some people want special bows that take too long to load and need special arrows called bolts. M'aiq thinks they are idiots."

Aaaah the wonders of M'aiq.

Prometheus · Post by **Prometheus** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:27 am

rock n roll wrote:
ToyMachine wrote: "WHYY WON'T YOUU DIEEE" [/color]
Haha, i love when they say that, and to answer there question once and for all "BECAUSE YOU F**KING SUCK MAN!!!!"

No, to answer this question once and for all you have to say:
Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Guard, and ideas are bulletproof!!

Dean · Post by **Dean** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:32 am

Hey, please don't post in topics that are more then 2-3 months old. This one has been dormant for like 2 years now, we call it necro-posting.

Welcome to the forum though

always good to see new members. You should say hello in the following thread Clicky me

Can a greenie lock this please.

H8Ball · Post by **H8Ball** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:17 pm

Locked due to necro-posting.

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Quotes of all Time.

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