I AM THE WEIRDEST GUY IN TAMRIEL

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:51 am

I can fight for days on end and nor eat or sleep, but I can't sleep on the ground.

LordyLordy · Post by **LordyLordy** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:57 am

I can learn the hidden secrets of ingredients and unlock the power of magical potions.....

Just by eating lots of cheese

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:37 pm

for some reason I can stand in one place for exactly 24 hours without feeling bored or the need to eat or go to the bathroom. Actually I never need to eat or go to the bathroom. o_0

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:09 pm

LordyLordy wrote:I can learn the hidden secrets of ingredients and unlock the power of magical potions.....

Just by eating lots of cheese

lol

that's true!!!

Ts198 · Post by **Ts198** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:16 pm

its just a game, its not like everything will be perfect

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:36 am

were just having fun and joking. Don't take everything so seriously.

Ts198 · Post by **Ts198** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:31 am

im not, but it just almost felt like some people were complaining

Most Honored Listener · Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:49 am

we are "pointing out" mistakes the Bethesda made but we are not trust me complaining you will know if there is complaining

Lord Sheogorath · Post by **Lord Sheogorath** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:21 am

I found out today that the guy I was talking about
First, He's an Imperial not a Breton
Second, That he lives in the Imperial City. No wonder I couldn't find his home in Bravil.

Chaos Kin Dar · Post by **Chaos Kin Dar** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:36 pm

I try to make the adoring fan my apprentice.

Zavrith · Post by **Zavrith** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:52 pm

I can decide that I don't like the way things are going, and then restart my life, or time travel into the past

Most Honored Listener · Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:04 pm

when I break the law I go right to jail even though evidence is collected for a trial

Gudovac · Post by **Gudovac** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:22 am

I was a skooma addict i got so rigged, so one day i woke up in jail but couldn't remember my history or why was i in jail..... so after wisting the skooma joint i realized.... i carry around 20 bottles for the trip.

Stanoja · Post by **Stanoja** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:01 am

Like Chuck Norris on the Texas Ranger, I Killed a bear with my bare hands!!!!!!!!

....and i'd like to have sEx with the elves, the chicks are SOOOOO hot!!!

Anfauglith126 · Post by **Anfauglith126** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:42 pm

....and i'd like to have * with the elves, the chicks are SOOOOO hot!!!

Same with me

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:35 pm

Anfauglith126 wrote:
....and i'd like to have * with the elves, the chicks are SOOOOO hot!!!
Same with me

that's just......WRONG!!!

Anfauglith126 · Post by **Anfauglith126** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:44 am

I dont known if i wrote it fine. I like the elven maidens too.

Zavrith · Post by **Zavrith** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:54 pm

Offtopic, but I've noticed the bandit elven chicks look way better than the ones in town. I thought it was pretty cool that they did that, because in The Real Benziah (sp) or maybe somewhere else it mentions that dark elves get restless in their teen-ish years, so having them younger as bandits and older when they're hanging around town makes sense

Darkwiread · Post by **Darkwiread** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:16 pm

I can stuff everything that isn't nailed down in my invisible backpack, I also can take handfuls of items to the store and the lady acts like she doesn't even see them, yet if I take him to this scruffy looking guy up in Burma he'll be all like Whoa dude have some money. I made friends with this guy named Maglar...turns out he was an emo little feeb...broke my heart. True story

r · Post by r » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:07 pm

Anfauglith126 wrote:I dont known if i wrote it fine. I like the elven maidens too.

Oh, come on...

Dunmer = Blue skin. It's just not right.
Altmer = Too tall and really up themselves. And they normally have awful hairstyles.
Bosmer = Weird wannabe-emo girls with annoying voices.

I propose a new race for TES 5 - The Normal Elves, or Normalmer.

Crusader · Post by **Crusader** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:57 pm

Being a little racist eh r?

anyway:
i can tread water for days on end with a battle axe in one hand. top that.

Chaos Kin Dar · Post by **Chaos Kin Dar** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:04 am

I can take a torch under water.

ganna · Post by **ganna** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:27 am

I take a pair of boots from anyone, Bosmer or Nord, and they fit me perfectly. Even more weird, I grab a daedric cuirass off a male marauder and it suddenly grows breasts to suit my female char.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:32 am

i knock myself unconsious right in front of a guard and he acts like nothing happened. but before i did that, i talked to him and he asked my if "everything's ok"

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:45 am

I wear a Magical Cowl, MURDER someone in broad daylight with a Claymore, take it off, and the Guards wonder just who could have murdered this man, couldn't be the guy with a bloody blood-stained Claymore who is covered in blood looming over him could it?

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