Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

[Kavatch99]

Recently, I finished the liberating Kvatch quest at level 28 and I turned to Savius Mattius...


...who had no pants on at all. He had his chainmail gauntlets, boots, brown shirt, but no pants at all.

That was... Could armor be broken to the point where the character just doesn't wear them?

[Veck]

That was... Could armor be broken to the point where the character just doesn't wear them?

Indeed it can. NPCs will unequip armour when it degrades to 0 health. That's the reason a lot of the DB Murderers end up walking around in their underwear.

[Fido]

I encountered a funny but also annoying bug with the Dark Brotherhood Murderers..

when i asked him to follow me in "hiddin" mode.

this happend.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvM9cLIKUA

[legoless]

I encountered a funny but also annoying bug with the Dark Brotherhood Murderers..

when i asked him to follow me in "hiddin" mode.

this happend.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvM9cLIKUA

Yes, that happens when an NPC changes cells when invisible.

[I_am_one]

I encountered a funny but also annoying bug with the Dark Brotherhood Murderers..

when i asked him to follow me in "hiddin" mode.

this happend.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvM9cLIKUA

Yes, that happens when an NPC changes cells when invisible.

Interesting...

[Hydranakus]

I was just leading the Jemane brothers around randomly, and i came across a bandit.

So i attack the bandit, then the brothers decide to attack, but by the time their attacks hit, the bandit was dead.

Then the brothers started attacking each other, Guilbert became unconcious, and Reynald bent down to loot his 'sleeping' brother.

Once Guilbert woke up, he shouted 'THEIF!' and started attacking Reynald again.

So now the Reynald gets knocked out, and Guilbert bends down to,(i am assuming) pick whatever was his back again.

When Reynald woke up again, shouted 'THEIF!' and started it all over again! In the end they knocked each other out

I just couldnt stop laughing for a full five mins!

[Fido]

I was just leading the Jemane brothers around randomly, and i came across a bandit.

So i attack the bandit, then the brothers decide to attack, but by the time their attacks hit, the bandit was dead.

Then the brothers started attacking each other, Guilbert became unconcious, and Reynald bent down to loot his 'sleeping' brother.

Once Guilbert woke up, he shouted 'THEIF!' and started attacking Reynald again.

So now the Reynald gets knocked out, and Guilbert bends down to,(i am assuming) pick whatever was his back again.

When Reynald woke up again, shouted 'THEIF!' and started it all over again! In the end they knocked each other out

I just couldnt stop laughing for a full five mins!

Hahaha would have been awesome if u had got it with Fraps xD
but im laughing just from reading that :'D

[Pavouk106]

I once killed spriggan (she turned her back to me when fighting my daedroth) and she landed in strange position. It just looks like she wants some service from me. I just couldn't help her, I'm female character. Screen can be found here (it's from PS3 - taken with digital camera), original from camera is here

[Argonanza]

Ha ha, that's one horny dead plant-woman

[Hydranakus]

Ha ha, that's one horny dead plant-woman

Giggity Giggity Goo!

[INSERT QUAGMIRE JOKE HERE]

[Taters]

Ha ha, that's one horny dead plant-woman

Giggity Giggity Goo!

[INSERT QUAGMIRE JOKE HERE]

Um...something something got wood?

[Veck]

To quote the Most Attractive Monster thread, I would Tap(root) that.

[Dizzle]

Slaughterfish keep following me around ever since I downloaded the Vile Lair content

Occasionally when I exit ruins there's one just flapping around on dry land! The first one was in the vile lair underwater entrance, just on the land but still alive..now they're following me! Arrrrrgh!

Oh, and another time on my magic character, when you go to get your staff on the island, I ended up in some serious trouble right at the end where all the necromancers are, so I just jumped off the island and fast travelled to the Arcane Uni when I could. I walk into the tower and next thing I know, one of the necromancers come storming in screaming all kids of hell. Then BOOM Raminus Polus and that Argonian woman just blew her straight back into the door again in one simultaneous, awe-inspiring display of destructive magic.

[Lovelace Slaughter]

I'm currently working on Sheograth's quest in the Shivering Isles, and I got to the part where he's all sad because we've run out of time and he explodes/disappears and all that. I sort of back away once he starts "freaking out" because I'm not sure what's happening, and as I pass Haskill, this is what I hear:

Sheograth (screaming/dramatic): "THE REALM IS DEAD!!"
Haskill (bored as all get out): "Always a pleasure..."

Me: "WTF? lol."

[sidheag]

Alright, this one is rather long.

I was on my horse, walking around waiting for the sunset to come out for a screenshot (I love 'em screenies). (Because I didn't feel like waiting or sleeping through the menu.) Anyway, so I find this dead bandit next to the road, since I was on a newish character I thought "What the hell." And looted him dry. Although I had most of his armour I could sell it since I had space in my inventory. So there I was, next to a naked, dead bandit, looking down at him. Now. My horse decides to come up to me, looking at the dead body aswell. So we stood there, staring at the naked body until after a long period (it was about midday at the time) an Imperial Guard comes down on his Imperial Horse, dismounts and comes to stare at the body too. So, after a couple of minutes he bends down and searches the body for a while. The dead silence is broken by "Assault! Assault!" As he runs off screaming down to the Imperial City. So there I was once again, staring at a naked bandit with two horses. So I think, what the hell. And start dragging his body down the path. It was nearing close to sunset but I was that distracted by pulling a naked bandit down the path. After a while I was on the bridge going to the imperial city when another guard bends down to the bandit and searches. At this point hysterical laughter was filling my room. He then breaks the hilarity by saying "The body is still warm, theres a killer about..." and withdrawing his sword and saying "I know you're there! Come out! I've fought mudcrabs more fiercer than you!" My Khajiit is just standing there, staring at him. So then I start to walk away and the guard runs up to me and says "Stop!" I was like "You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit." So. Classically, I resist arrest and run away. Mount my horse and flee.

So, I go to the Ill Omen after a long period of riding and have a rest. Only to be interrupted by Lucien Lachance. I was thinking. "WTF! I didn't murder anyone. All I did was steal the clothes off a dead bandit and drag him along the road, painfully!"

Ah, the fruits of hilarity.

[KrisCrash]

Oh wow that was funny, but no screenshots? now that you were out to get some.

But it appears you've unlocked the secret crime of manhandling a corpse!

[GrandChampion]

hmmm...
Probably the most glitchey moment was when I saw an Imperial Legionnaire riding a horse.
There was no horse.

[Lindai]

Entered the Market District and all the NPCs were going to town on an Imperial Guard.

[Argonanza]

Entered the Market District and all the NPCs were going to town on an Imperial Guard.

You mean like, they were standing on top of him?
That's pretty rad.

[legoless]

Entered the Market District and all the NPCs were going to town on an Imperial Guard.

You mean like, they were standing on top of him?
That's pretty rad.

I would imagine Lindai meant that they were attacking the guard.

[Hydranakus]

I was just leading the Jermane Brothers around randomly and came accross Harcane Grove.
Three Minotuars attacked and the Brothers delt with them quite easily, then they proceeded to attack the Unicorn.
At this stage i am using a brand-new character, so their weapons havent leveld yet

The brothers kept getting knocked out, and on the fifth time i just wasnt in the mood to watch them be pwned anymore, so i got on the unicorn, rode it past Fort Allessia, over that long bridge(does it have a name?), and around to the nearby Aylied well.
As you should know on the bridge there is a bandit who acosts you for cash, i said no, so he started to chase me. (The brothers are still all the way back at fort Alleisia by the way ). Now near to the Well, there is a group of Bandits, and they attack on sight, and they did, just as i rode past an Imperial guard.

So i decided i wanted to see how this whole situation would play out and got off the unicorn, the guard attacked and killed all of the bandits, the unicorn wasnt having any of this and killed the guard, even though he had a silver longsword, he didnt have a chance.

Afterwards said unicorn turned around and came at me, i raised my sheild for an attack and it never came.
The Jermane Brothers had finaly caught up to me and tryed to defend me, they failed yet again lmao!
I was bored of the unicorn and killed it and nabbed his horn...

Ah, i need to video my next adventure..

[Red Guardian]

There's this beggar at the Waterfront (Puny Ancus, I guess?) and sometimes he. . . Well, "goes inside the floor". That's right.
It happened like 3 times or something - the last time it happened I had to find him via a Detect Life spell and there he was, inside the floor again. . .

This happened with one of the Jermaine brothers as well. Strange. . .

[KrisCrash]

Seems a few glitch shots have collected on my hdd ;o

So apparently, you can only have ONE transparent thing thank you, so your hair will have to go.
Is anyone else getting black eyed Bretons? Happens quite a bit for me.
At least one of my followers kept getting stuck in this door and she desperately tried to run to me not to mention several other stupid follower AI glitches buuut let's leave that for another time, yeah?
Funnily enough, trees only have collision part way up, resulting in this funny tree climbing phenomenon

[bryanmichael11]

Well, one time I well into shallow sewer water and I fell through the ground. So I had to reload a save since I couldn't get back through the ground again. Let's just say I hate sewers now.

[The Raven]

A long time ago, I had the weirdest glitch. The bridge that leads from the lighthouse to the waterfront, everyone suddenly clipped right through it.
It was VERY weird, I was walking, minding my own business, when I suddenly fall through the bridge.
The bridge is a lie :/