Something new you want + a joke

[Immortal NPC]

*Those are the rules! Post something new you would like to add to the game (whether it be trivial or not) and add an Oblivion joke to your post as well.


ex.:
-Silver armor!!! Or maybe some chrome! Mmm... reflecty. I want fat people too.

-I think I've killed so many rats my sword has contracted Bone Break Fever.

[Most Honored Listener]

mmmm how about CATAPULTS AND BALLISTICA
read my signature for the joke this guy is crazier than Glarthir and its funny

[Immortal NPC]

-Downloadable mods/ community mod marketplace over XBL

-Look at the chick with the fur hat at Sheogorath's Shrine (the one that talks about seeing the light). Wait until she starts raising her fist in the air and sing "Walk Like An Egyptian" in your head. Swear to god it's the funniest thing.

[Most Honored Listener]

-Downloadable mods/ community mod marketplace over XBL

-Look at the chick with the fur hat at Sheogorath's Shrine (the one that talks about seeing the light). Wait until she starts raising her fist in the air and sing "Walk Like An Egyptian" in your head. Swear to god it's the funniest thing.

but how would you even do the modding??

[Lord Sheogorath]

Same way you do on a computer. They do have a mouse and keyboard setup for the 360.
Custom armor with custom color( I.E. Smelting those bear pelts with some gold ore)
If you put the Adoring Fan in glass armor and pushed him of Dive Rock which would break more the armor or him?
How do you repair fur and leather with a hammer?

[Most Honored Listener]

I would like to be able to own a store or how about collect money from the merchants I invested in I mean what kind of investment leaves me empty handed?

Why is it your can't see through glass armor?

[Darkwiread]

Armor Manakins (sp?) for the Xbox 360 ver

[Lord Sheogorath]

Yeah those too
Different fighting styles. Kick Boxing, Karate, Sticks, Pistols, Manipulative magic
Why don't wolfs attack deer?

[Most Honored Listener]

being able to get a teleport spell

if the chests for Fences are always locked and need a key but no key exists how to the fences get to them?

[Daedricmudcrab]

Being able to maintain a store. You have to decide what you want to sell or if your just a merchant who sells everything. You also have to make sure your making a profit. You have to pay at the begining for the construction, weekly for employees wages, and your items you are getting. You have to make sure that is less than your weekly income.

[Most Honored Listener]

do you really need employees?

[Daedricmudcrab]

either that or you choose the hours you are open and you have to be there at those hours. If you are late 3 times, then your shop closes down. Or you can get paid to be an assistant shopkeeper at some other store.

[Most Honored Listener]

how about create a chain of stores which some people go to shop at and you can choose which items to carry and also offer you own unwanted items

[Daedricmudcrab]

And they all start with "your name"apostraphe s. Like "Maron's weapons"And "Maron's jewelry"

[Most Honored Listener]

it would be better if you could just come up with your own shop name

[Daedricmudcrab]

I guess

[Akela]

I wish that pelts really looked like pelts and not like torn thumbnails. A nice bearskin rug on the floor would cheer up my homes a bit.
I miss a nightstand or small table next to the bed in most of my houses. I'd like to be able to buy these things at stores that sell general merchandise.
I wish I could move furniture around the way I can in Morrowind.

"There's no adventure to be found here at your hip. Believe me, I know". /Samson, the sentient weapon

[Most Honored Listener]

this may seem far fetched but Virtual reality with TES imagine being able to live a day in your characters shoes.

[Lord Sheogorath]

Yes with pnumatic pistons on the inside of the helmet to simulate geting hit in the face by a flying daedric battle axe

[Undead(-)Necro]

paying rent to the king. and if you have a store. it should be able to be robbed. a bank that loans you money (but the money you loan should be like 100% of what you own) and kicks you in the NuT$ if you dont pay back . you should also be able to cut of arms and legs. and i want to cut my own "wrists?" (major blood vessels under your hands?)

[Lord Sheogorath]

emo much?

[r]

Crossbows and throwing weapons. The ability to wear armour under a robe.

And a joke. An Argonian, a Khajiit and an Orc walk into a pub. The barman looks up and says "What is this, a joke?"

[Daedricmudcrab]

I think that you should get more options in oblivion as if it was real life. Like when your on the quest to infiltrate the blackwood company, you can tell them how you were sent and ask if you can join for real. Or any other quest where someone sends you to do something and the opponent offers something, and your only choice is "I don't think so" or someting like that. On the last Mages guild quest you should be able to ask the king of worms if you can join the necromancers.

[Cryptex]

Being able to change disguises. Like, if you kill someone, you could change clothes and use a make-up kit to change your face. I tried changing disguises once. In Chorrol, I got tired of longing for one of those cool cuirasses (typo) on the guards, so I killed him. I stole the armor (and his sword and bow, those are really cool) too, and ran off into the woods. I changed my clothes and put one of those cool assassin's hoods and walked into the town. One of those friggin' guards ran up, said his thing, I payed (hooray infinite mod glitch!), and you know what happens.

Oh yeah, a joke. Man walks into a bar. Ow.

[thealtkey]

I'd like to see full crafting and cooking systems implemented. This would give us something to do with all the meaningless clutter that exists in the game, as well add new options for custom characters. It would be nice to have greater control over the effects of potions as well.

That way, when life in Cyrodiil hands you a lemon, you could really make lemonade! Sell it under the Great Oak Tree in Chorrol. Then start adding skooma. Once you've got half the province addicted, jack up the price to 50 Septims a glass.