Silliest expression in your language?

[Goblin voice]

Ok... here's a good one:

What's the most silly expression in your language...
I think the silliest Swedish expression is -Det är ingen ko på isen- which means... that there is no need to hurry

[KalleFlaxx]

Ok... here's a good one:

What's the most silly expression in your language...
I think the silliest Swedish expression is -Det är ingen ko på isen- which means... that there is no need to hurry

Dude... Where did you hear that expression? Never heard it before. You sure you didn't just make it up?

[Goblin voice]

Ok... here's a good one:

What's the most silly expression in your language...
I think the silliest Swedish expression is -Det är ingen ko på isen- which means... that there is no need to hurry

Dude... Where did you hear that expression? Never heard it before. You sure you didn't just make it up?

No I most certanly did not... but it's not commonly used since it's so silly
I heard it in one of the revyer that are on TV from time to time

[KalleFlaxx]

Weird....

[Goblin voice]

Weird....

And weird expressions are the type of expressions I was looking for

[KalleFlaxx]

Awesome! Anyways, this is going a little bit offtopic. And I'm going to bed now, so, see ya!

[Argonanza]

Gå som katten runt het gröt.. Why would a cat walk around a bowl of hot porridge? Cats hate porridge..

[Andere]

A reply to this far: there may be local expressions and proverbs, not known in other parts of the country. Especially parts bordering to another country may have them?

In Finland, we have lots of sayings with f-words... an incredible amount of them, I've never liked them, I don't like f-words, to me they represent poverty of intellect.

But one interesting one with no f-words is, when you're asked "How's it going?", you answer

"On kuin jäitä polttelis" = "It's like burning ice".

I've never really understood it. It may be because I'm a part of the Swedish speaking Finns, not 100% Finn. There's a part in me that doesn't understand a part of Finnish ways etc.

Ok, this was my two cents - I believe that's an appropriate anglo-expression? At least "Have a nice day" is.

[The Tom]

English has few truly memorable phrases, but Russian is full of them! Here's what I can remember from lessons-

Близoк локотoк, да не укyсишь - your elbow is close but you cannot bite it.
Перo сокoлье, а нутрo ворoнье - the feather of a falcon and the inside of a crow.
Красиво жить не запретишь - you can't stop people living beautifully.
Дуракaм закoн не писан - law is not for fools.
Дoма и стeны помогaют - at home even the walls are helpful.

I haven't got a clue what they mean but they sound cool.

[legoless]

The Irish language as a whole usually sound silly when directly translated. A few English sayings said in Ireland are evidence of this, such as "c'mere till I tell ya" or "there it was, gone". It originates from Irish grammar, which sounds like bad English. Another example of Irishism would be the fact that "a couple" doesn't always mean two. This comes from the word cúpla, which means 'a few'.

Edit: After looking it up, I've realised I use these kind of phrases all the time. My English must suck...

[Drethelis]

Who let the cat out of the bag?

How does releasing a feline from imprisonment within a sack or other soft container indicate revelation of a once unbeknown secret? I must be missing something.

[Veck]

Who let the cat out of the bag?

How does releasing a feline from imprisonment within a sack or other soft container indicate revelation of a once unbeknown secret? I must be missing something.

It supposedly comes from this.

[Leilah]

In Afrikaans that one's even worse: "Die aap is uit die mou", which translates as "the monkey is/was let out of the sleeve". It makes even less sense.

[Blackhawk Vegal]

It is what it Is?

[Spiney]

'i' before 'e' except after 'c'. A useless expression to describe the 'ie' and 'ei' in words. Even though a bunch of words break that rule.

[evenratman]

'i' before 'e' except after 'c'. A useless expression to describe the 'ie' and 'ei' in words. Even though a bunch of words break that rule.

I always say that in my head when I write words that follow this rule. It's just fun to say.

[I_am_one]

"Who would put a cat in a bag anyways? Cat hate bags." I'm going to use that whenever someone says something about "letting the cat of the bag", assuming I remember.

My math teacher said this today, "We're not using these because I don't trust you, I just don't trust your neighbor," Only two people got it, including me...

[Dark Lord Cam]

The customer is always right.

Anyone who has ever owned a store or worked a shift in one will know that this is NOT TRUE.

[Master of Puppets]

"Who would put a cat in a bag anyways? Cat hate bags." I'm going to use that whenever someone says something about "letting the cat of the bag", assuming I remember.

My math teacher said this today, "We're not using these because I don't trust you, I just don't trust your neighbor," Only two people got it, including me...

You were using screens, I presume?

[Jpot]

'i' before 'e' except after 'c'. A useless expression to describe the 'ie' and 'ei' in words. Even though a bunch of words break that rule.

You forgot the addendum. The full saying is
" 'I' before 'E' except after 'C' or when sounded like 'A' as in 'neighbor' or 'weigh'.

I hadn't heard the second part until recently, but I find that it makes the rule at least somewhat more helpful.

Counterfeit.

Damn.

[videogmer314]

'i' before 'e' except after 'c'. A useless expression to describe the 'ie' and 'ei' in words. Even though a bunch of words break that rule.

You forgot the addendum. The full saying is
" 'I' before 'E' except after 'C' or when sounded like 'A' as in 'neighbor' or 'weigh'.

I hadn't heard the second part until recently, but I find that it makes the rule at least somewhat more helpful.

Counterfeit.

Damn.

In English, there are more exceptions than rules.

[Jpot]

True enough. On-topic:
Being "caught red-handed" means to be caught in the act of a crime. It always reminds me of stealing things in Oblivion, haha.

[Spiney]

True enough. On-topic:
Being "caught red-handed" means to be caught in the act of a crime. It always reminds me of stealing things in Oblivion, haha.

Not really silly but more ironic.

[Jpot]

It actually comes from clumsy animal thieves being caught with the blood of the animals on their hands.

[Dark Lord Cam]

Do as I say, not as I do

Hypocrisy at it's finest.