I AM THE WEIRDEST GUY IN TAMRIEL

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:52 pm

You have to send an application in advance and they'll view your resume and set up an interview.

Mayong Mistmoore · Post by **Mayong Mistmoore** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:04 pm

About the toilets...
In the Bravil hose its a tiny room that strongly resembles a toilet.
Inside the room, theres a chest.

Maybe they crap in their chests and empty them in:

the ocean=Anvil
river=Leyawiin
channel=Bravil
Waterfront coast=IC
Glarthirs house=Skingrad
Aldos Othran=Cheydinhal
the big oblivion gate=Bruma

Bladechief · Post by **Bladechief** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:54 pm

I'm level 5 in security and I can open very hard locks also I'm level 6 in marksmen and I can shot this guy at 200 feets from me

Adeon · Post by **Adeon** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:25 pm

i was wondering

do pregnant cows actually fight with swords and magicka

because apparently my char does

Most Honored Listener · Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:28 am

OMG you play as a prego cow you can make all the cheese and milk you want you lucky SOB..

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:41 am

I hadn't realized I was a pregnant cow until much much later. I was in a fight with a bandit and he told me I was a pregnant cow. I soon looked in a pond and saw my reflection. He was right

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:42 am

You forgot cheese flavored milk! And milk flavored cheese!

Zavrith · Post by **Zavrith** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:15 am

Greatest...thread...ever

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:40 pm

tell me about it.

malajak the khajiit · Post by **malajak the khajiit** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:52 pm

Wierdest...thread...ever

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:15 pm

malajak it's the weirdest and the coolest. What could be weirder and cooler than cows, milk, and cheese?

malajak the khajiit · Post by **malajak the khajiit** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:16 pm

ummmmmmmmmmmmmgood question

Lloyd DeVirr · Post by **Lloyd DeVirr** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:02 pm

Of all the things you've listed, i think the weirdest thing is: There are no children, other than those few dead.

Either, children are a seperate race, long ago extinct, or the Nine Divines diden't like Teenagers and simply made people grow out of trees, or the ground. Perhaps thats what all the excrements are used for? fertilising the ground people are grown from.

malajak the khajiit · Post by **malajak the khajiit** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:11 pm

Lloyd DeVirr wrote:Of all the things you've listed, i think the weirdest thing is: There are no children, other than those few dead.

Either, children are a seperate race, long ago extinct, or the Nine Divines diden't like Teenagers and simply made people grow out of trees, or the ground. Perhaps thats what all the excrements are used for? fertilising the ground people are grown from.

dude we already disscused why there are no children probably because then this game would be seriously f_ _ _ _d up if you actually want to kill children your just f _ _ _ _d up

Ts198 · Post by **Ts198** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:41 am

they could make it so when you kill them they just go unconcious, then it wouldnt be quuuite as f_ _ _ _ed up, just a little bit

Lord Sheogorath · Post by **Lord Sheogorath** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:54 am

Read the M'iaq easter egg section.
It gives an explanation for the children.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:15 am

I can eat, repair, make potions, and drink potions all in a split second

Lord Sheogorath · Post by **Lord Sheogorath** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:18 am

That is what skooma does to you.

Most Honored Listener · Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:35 am

you also kill some guy and stash his body in his own basement and live off all of his assets and use his house as your own personal "skooma den"

on that note HOW is it a skooma Den when it is one of the highest up places in the town isn't that the opposite of Den?

Lord Sheogorath · Post by **Lord Sheogorath** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:58 am

Remember the DB Failien(sp?) quest. Yeah that's exactly what he did. And I do believe you are right about the ironic location of the skooma den. BTW does that Breton outside even have a home. He has a key but I didn't find his abode.

Most Honored Listener · Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:54 am

IDK but look at the people in the skooma "den" when you talk to them they act like stoners not like skooma addicts

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:50 pm

Lord Sheogorath wrote:Remember the DB Failien(sp?) quest. Yeah that's exactly what he did. And I do believe you are right about the ironic location of the skooma den. BTW does that Breton outside even have a home. He has a key but I didn't find his abode.

actually, he dosen't have a key. he has unlimited lockpicks

Gudovac · Post by **Gudovac** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:35 pm

Haha those things never happend to me.....

Logius · Post by **Logius** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:31 pm

Get this: Anytime I'm in a fight if my armor gets too beat up I can call a time out, switch out my armor, drink a few potions, and pick out a nice spell while the baddies hang around me sipping tea.

Most Honored Listener · Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:08 am

I didn't even know I could stand in place just waiting for even an hour let alone 24