The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

[Kestral]

WHY ARE PEOPLE USING MY BIG FONT. JEEZ.

[HatofMadness]

WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE SO MANY PUNS ABOUT MY NAME!!!!!!!

oh GUM!!

[Goblin voice]

I saw a noob once. He looked chewy.

lol, thanks darky(people read my name and you'll get the pun

That's a bit of a streeeeeeeeeeeeetch...

WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE SO MANY PUNS ABOUT MY NAME!!!!!!!

Because even though you at first seems rigid, you easily and quickly become soft and easy to chew
No I'm joking of course... or am I???

[HatofMadness]

lolllll

[KalleFlaxx]

To battle!!!

[Vicente]

Wally still isn't banned.

[Dean]

Wally still isn't banned.

You know, he is spamming up the threads. He should be banned in a minute though.

[Norroen Dyrd]

Pity none of the mods is online

[Dean]

I find that funny ND.

There have been two on so far during this and nothing has happened, absolutely brilliant I must say

[Vicente]

I find that funny ND.

There have been two on so far during this and nothing has happened, absolutely brilliant I must say

Just what I was going to say, except not really.

[Norroen Dyrd]

I missed them then

[Kestral]

The hammer has been laid down.

[Norroen Dyrd]

Phew... That's a relief.

[Dean]

Give it a couple of days and he will be back, I bet it will be the same time I'm on just like every other time aswell. Lucky me.

[Vicente]

Morrowind is angering me so much now.

[Kestral]

Moscow seems lovely in this time of year.

[Goldbrand]

Moscow seems lovely in this time of year.

Yeah... nice hot weather...

[RobotNixon]

All is quiet on the Western front.

[Dark Lord Cam]

All is quiet on the Western front.

Good book. Can I have your boots?

[Vicente]

Ok, I'm kind of getting angry here, and it's about something other than Morrowind not working.

I literally can not for the life of me swallow a pill.
It's not a common problem, but it's really angering me, as I often wonder how effective some of the medications are against migraines and other pain.

Right now, I'm trying with simple Advil, although I have tried seemingly literally everything and nothing has helped me to swallow it. I am accepting any and all suggestions I can actually try, no matter how strange they may sound, if there's any chance any of them could help.

[Leilah]

Mash up the pill with a mortar and pestle. It doesn't help you to swallow it and it tastes dreadful, but it should work. Have you tried the trick that's supposed to work on cats (it bloody doesn't, it stays fiendishly difficult to pill them, but it works on my aunt's dogs): dip the pill in butter, and drop it down your throat? That might help it go down.

[Generalno1]

Never had this, i usally just put it on the tip of my tongue and drink water

[Leilah]

I take a sip of water first, then pop the pill into my mouth. Works better for me.

[Sonixboom]

or you could just crunch them like a boss

-Sonix

[Blackhawk Vegal]

if you don't mine the taste, chew it and let it get absorb by leaving it under your tongue, or chewing and drinking it, or like Leilah said mash n drink.

for me, i never had a problem taking pills, i just pop them in and swallow them, don't need a drink to help it, i just use my saliva for it.