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Re: Camp for Idiots (Comedy RP)

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Lucy continued muttering things about her first aid class to unresponding Chris. Her knowledge was wast, and it was a pity that it was apparently being wasted. She was too fragile to drag Chris all the way to the cabin, but she nevertheless tried.
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"I dunno." Jack replied to Rich, turning around and walking away from Richard's cabin. He noticed Angela watching not too far away. "Well hello there miss!" he said. "Need something?"

Chris wasn't exactly happy to be in Lucy's arms. She wasn't the strongest of girls...But he was very interested in her classes. "Where did you take these classes?"
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"Observe, the idiot in his natural habitat. Attacking his prey, only to be distracted by the female idiot. A stupid sight indeed," Rich said, annoyed by Jack waing him up for nothing. Rich turned to re-enter his cabin, but saw the new girl from the edge of his vision. He turned towards her, and saw that she was trying to pull Chris, who looked like he got mauled by a bear. Or Jack. He ran over to her so he could help. "Do you need any help, um...With Chris?" Rich asked. He was going to say her name, but realized he didn't know it. "What's your name by the way? I'm Richard," he said as he tried to grab half of Chris's body to help the girl.
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Re: Camp for Idiots (Comedy RP)

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King Acunasti wrote:"I dunno." Jack replied to Rich, turning around and walking away from Richard's cabin. She noticed Angela watching not too far away. "Well hello there miss!" he said.
Are they typos, or exactly what you meant?
"Hmm... If you say so," Suzie replied uneasily. She turned round and headed back to camp, hopefully spending her last few precious minutes before the campfire peacefully. Then she saw Jack skipping towards Andrea while Rich sneered behind him. Well, it seemed that plan had gone out the window.
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Re: Camp for Idiots (Comedy RP)

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Who's sneering? I'm trying to help out Lucy. :shock:
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And when I call Jack a girl, it's mean, but when King does, it's okay! :lol:
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I'm so damn confused >_>
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Re: Camp for Idiots (Comedy RP)

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These are the situations:
-Lucy and possibly Angela are carrying Chris back to the camp.
-Andrea may have made her way back and is talking to Jack
-I'd assume Acunasti made a mistake and Jack is actually running up to Andrea, but I can't be sure.
-Rich is ridiculing the mental strength of two of the campers.
-Suzie has just got back to camp, and was planning on peacefully sitting down somewhere and admiring the early evening. She is also currently questioning the sexuality of Scoutmaster Tom.
-Jake done gone broked his here leg.
And that's a brief summary. I need somebody else to post, now :mrgreen:
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I'm helping Lucy with Chris. I think Angela was talking to you Veck. Honestly, I don't know. All I know is after making fun of Jack's and Andrea's IQ level, I went to help Lucy out.
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I figured Jake was talking to me, but then Richard called Angela was an idiot and I was fairly sure they were on somewhat good terms.
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Vivec's Tears wrote:
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I figured Jake was talking to me, but then Richard called Angela was an idiot and I was fairly sure they were on somewhat good terms.
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I thought I was calling Andrea an idiot. I am so confused...D'oh! I did call Angela an idiot. Oops. Andrea and Angela are too similar to me, and they're not very similar... :?
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>.<
Wasn't Angela watching Jack throw rocks at Rich's cabin!? :? :?: :? :?:
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King Acunasti wrote:
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>.<
Wasn't Angela watching Jack throw rocks at Rich's cabin!? :? :?: :? :?:
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No one knows...And I'm too lazy to read how many pages of posts. If any wants to, have fun.
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Yes, I was approaching the boys' cabin. But what confused me was when, I think, I_Am_One confused Angie for Andrea. :lol: Hilarity ensued, especially during Jack's hermaphrodite moment.
"I don't need anything, just wandering around getting into trouble," remarked the auburn haired teen, sauntering closer. "And naturally you and Richard attract it like a magnet, so I figure this is the best place to look."
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"Jack's hermaphrodite moment" ROFL!!! :lol: aaaaah you have no idea how funny that was after just seeing that post without reading the others. Thanks VT, you've just perfected my day :D
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Damnt! :lol: Again with the typos?
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Sorry guys, but I'm afraid I'm going the way of Goldbrand, in that I'm going on holiday for three weeks with very limited interweb capabilities. I may be reading you before I come back; I may not get a chance to come on at all. So with my departure, I will leave you this last post:
Suzie sighed as she raided the storeroom. She was getting sick of this camp and the people there. She needed to get out, and fast. Her plan was already sorted. She was grabbing some food and equipment, and heading out to a good place in the woods she'd spotted earlier. When camptime was over, she'd return and act all innocent, and be sent home to her real life. She slung the sack of supplies over her shoulder and disappeared into the night, all oblivious to her departure.
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Huh...Well it'll be hard to roleplay with two people gone. Let's put this on hold until Goldbrand and Veck get back. :wink:

DON'T lock this. Once they get back, we can continue with this. We've gotta break the record of 50 pages! :lol:
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Sad face. Oh well, I can wait I suppose.
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I will definately come back for this! I vow it! :D
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well that sucks, well when every one comes back please do something(i dunno, punch his fat) to my character, this rp was rather boring for me if you don't mind me saying :(
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GUM!!!! wrote:
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well that sucks, well when every one comes back please do something(i dunno, punch his fat) to my character, this rp was rather boring for me if you don't mind me saying :(
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I think the main reason why no one was paying attention to your character was basically because he had little personality and basically was just a snotball (no offense, lol). He is not particularly realistic ;P
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Vivec's Tears wrote:
GUM!!!! wrote:
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well that sucks, well when every one comes back please do something(i dunno, punch his fat) to my character, this rp was rather boring for me if you don't mind me saying :(
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I think the main reason why no one was paying attention to your character was basically because he had little personality and basically was just a snotball (no offense, lol). He is not particularly realistic ;P
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lol, but i've met people like that in life(well they weren't rich but other then that, so what you're saying is i should make a new person? :?
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GUM!!!! wrote:
Vivec's Tears wrote:
GUM!!!! wrote:
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well that sucks, well when every one comes back please do something(i dunno, punch his fat) to my character, this rp was rather boring for me if you don't mind me saying :(
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I think the main reason why no one was paying attention to your character was basically because he had little personality and basically was just a snotball (no offense, lol). He is not particularly realistic ;P
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lol, but i've met people like that in life(well they weren't rich but other then that, so what you're saying is i should make a new person? :?
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Nah, I'm just sayin maybe give him more personality or do something more colorful. :D
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I was reading this a bit. The two last pages are spoilers only :| Get on wif it.
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Say, why don't you join? :D
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