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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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HatofMadness wrote:Dip-set
Dip-set
Dip-set
Spam? Me thinks so.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Venger wrote:
HatofMadness wrote:Dip-set
Dip-set
Dip-set
Spam? Me thinks so.
Spam? Me thinks so.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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RobotNixon wrote:
Venger wrote:
HatofMadness wrote:Dip-set
Dip-set
Dip-set
Spam? Me thinks so.
Spam? Me thinks so.
The game. You just won it.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Vivec's Tears wrote: The game. You just won it.
The game. Everyone just lost it.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Great.....i was good for a whole 3 months too
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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The game can be won?! :shock:
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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"Winning the game" is a paradox, in that's impossible. Supposedly the only way to win is by dying without ever thinking about it, but then you have never known about the game, meaning you will have no knowledge or satisfaction of your success. If you are told about the game in the next life, you will lose it, meaning your entire life iz fail.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Veck wrote:"Winning the game" is a paradox, in that's impossible. Supposedly the only way to win is by dying without ever thinking about it, but then you have never known about the game, meaning you will have no knowledge or satisfaction of your success. If you are told about the game in the next life, you will lose it, meaning your entire life iz fail.
Well, in that case, I lost. But I went the first 15 years of my life without losing though. I didn't lose till I learned about the game... FROM YOU GUYS!!!
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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i apoligize.
spamming was never my intentions, just what i saw fit as my contribution to "the Offtopic, Offtopic Thread."
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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HatofMadness wrote:i apoligize.
spamming was never my intentions, just what i saw fit as my contribution to "the Offtopic, Offtopic Thread."
please forgive :oops:
NO YOU MUST BE BURNED AT THE STAKE

Nah, we'll let it slide this once, I'm sure :P
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Vivec's Tears wrote:
Nah, we'll let it slide this once, I'm sure :P

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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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I won the game. How?

By being a paradox. That's how.

Venger is the one I've confused the most I'm sure...
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Dark Lord wrote:I won the game. How?

By being a paradox. That's how.

Venger is the one I've confused the most I'm sure...
You are also emphatic. Freakin awesome dude!
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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I refuse to play The Game (that you just lost. Again), therefore I can't win nor lose it.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Skittles Dragon wrote:I refuse to play The Game (that you just lost. Again), therefore I can't win nor lose it.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Skittles Dragon wrote:I refuse to play The Game (that you just lost. Again), therefore I can't win nor lose it.
There is no escaping THE GAME. Simply by acknowledging the existence of THE GAME you have lost it.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Yes well, I am not a participant of the game. So what do you make of that, hmmm?
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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The Game does not exist. I absolutely refuse to acknowledge the existence of such rubbish :P
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Veck wrote:
Skittles Dragon wrote:I refuse to play The Game (that you just lost. Again), therefore I can't win nor lose it.
There is no escaping THE GAME. Simply by acknowledging the existence of THE GAME you have lost it.
Screw the rules, I have money.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Screw the rules, I use an Action Replay.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Kestral wrote:Screw the rules, I use an Action Replay.
It's greater than green hair could ever hope to be.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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So,
I shot a zombie today. He was moaning, shambling and everything.
Yeah, he was coming out of a bar and I shot him.










This is a joke of course. Or is it?
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Dark Lord wrote:So,
I shot a zombie today. He was moaning, shambling and everything.
Yeah, he was coming out of a bar and I shot him.


This is a joke of course. Or is it?
I shot about 3562 zombies today.

I just bought Left 4 Dead 2.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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Tiber Septim25 wrote:The Game does not exist. I absolutely refuse to acknowledge the existence of such rubbish :P
Venger wrote:Yes well, I am not a participant of the game. So what do you make of that, hmmm?
You are aware of the game. You are currently thinking of the game simply by looking at my post. That means you have lost the game. Resistance is futile. The game cannot be avoided.
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Re: The Offtopic, Offtopic Thread

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The 'game' died about 5 years ago Christ. Catch up people it's 2010. :P
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