The Adoring Fan

Most Honored Listener · Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:44 pm

list all the creative ways to kill him, maul him, or other morbid activities involving the Adoring Fan.

I love to get a low quality weapon and then hacking at him as he runs away and screams.... :twisted:

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:52 pm

Dive Rock FTW :twisted: :twisted:

Or just put a frenzy spell on him. Then the guards usually do what they are good at

Most Honored Listener · Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:56 pm

I never found out how to really get him off of dive rock he never really got far enough off the edge to actually die but just get stuck in the terrine

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:00 pm

Kill him so he is launched into a Display Case, then put his hands, feet and head so they stick out then close and open the Display Case so his body stretches and flails around. :twisted:

ShadowOfEden · Post by **ShadowOfEden** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:16 pm

Kill him with the foward power attack. It sends people flying, it's great. If there's a wall next to him it looks great too. Load and do it again! I just love to lower the difficulty and get in a necromancer cave and kill everyone with this attack. One time after using this attack, a woman had her leg over her face in a position that would have hurt (if she was alive). I took off her dress and it looked pretty funny. Do it to the fan! Or kill him so that he dies on a throne and wait for the Count to sit on him!

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:11 pm

i threw a ps3 at him

Neopolis · Post by **Neopolis** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:26 pm

Go underwater and let him choke. Of course, do remember to be an Argonian or bring something Water Breathing-ish.

malajak the khajiit · Post by **malajak the khajiit** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:15 am

how about this cut his mutha _ _ _ _ _ _ _ head off then take his head shove it up his butt then rip his arms and legs off then sew his legs to his shoulders and his arms to his hips mwuhahahahahahahah!

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:10 pm

My god, you are wierd

malajak the khajiit · Post by **malajak the khajiit** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:10 am

and your point is? you wanna hear my 5 favorite words?
1.Death
2.Kill
3.Maim
4.Massacre
5.Destroy
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Most Honored Listener · Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:14 am

this could be a whole different topic or the beginning of a new sub topic ~EVIL activities~

1.Kill
2.slaughter
3. Maim
4.massacre
5. murder

malajak the khajiit · Post by **malajak the khajiit** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:15 am

new topic i say!

Anfauglith126 · Post by **Anfauglith126** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:47 pm

I went to an ayleid ruin with the staff of worms, placed him on a spike trap, he died, i resurrected him over and over again, hhahahaha :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

malajak the khajiit · Post by **malajak the khajiit** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:49 pm

i might have to try that that sounds like good fun! :twisted:

ShadowOfEden · Post by **ShadowOfEden** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:27 pm

Just saw that on youtube, pretty funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV9XekFq ... ed&search=

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:13 pm

Nice

Especially the end when he is dancing beside the door

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I like to hit him with a high power lighting spell on cloud ruler temple. Because the spell usually sends him flying high then he just falls and hit the ground.

malajak the khajiit · Post by **malajak the khajiit** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:46 am

wow that vid is hilarious

Chaos Kin Dar · Post by **Chaos Kin Dar** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:50 pm

why dose everyone hate him?

He fought a daedra for me.

Most Honored Listener · Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:50 am

first we hate him because he doesn't do anything worth while and he also is VERY annoying it would have been a glitch because he is scripted to always run away from any enemy.

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:11 am

Honestly, I don't think he's annoying, simply useless.

Lord Sheogorath · Post by **Lord Sheogorath** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:53 am

I kinda like having a personal worshiper

spovz · Post by **spovz** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:03 am

Lord Sheogorath wrote:I kinda like having a personal worshiper

He's like a lil' puppy doggy!

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:16 pm

just cover him in dog hair your real dog shedded, and use modeling glue to paste it on! Then force him to go on all 4s and bark like a dog. He's only like a small puppy. I would rather have a large, elegant, majestic adoring fan dog. Wait why the **** would I want to make my adoring fan look like a puppy dog in the first place????

Chaos Kin Dar · Post by **Chaos Kin Dar** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:38 pm

I dont know how I got him to fight he ran from goblins. I killed them but he was gone I then find a hurt spider daedra standing by his body.