Dark Brotherhood / Crimson Scar Death List

[GUM!!!!]

i am though...but any way plase kill ejya my nord servant in rosethorn hall for being extreamly annoying. and as a bounes shoot her into the purple display case and shut it on her body. as he bounes i will give you a enchanted sword call"the awsome sword of GUM"

[FanaticofTamriel]

It will be done i give this mission to Kage.

[Kage]

It will be done, most blessed Mother. Blankenmarch is now seemingly abandoned to the average traveller. Upong entering any building one will find a most beautiful sight: the naked corpses of the inhabitants, each offering Nightshade to father Sithis in death. The Nord Eyja shall soon have her body displayed in one of the very cases of her master's home, as per his instructions.

[Dark Spark]

For Sithis' sake, this is about as boring as Jyggalag when he's on the Greymarch.

Is this the best you can produce with your wanton lust for murder? Making things calmer? There's a reason why the Dark Brotherhood severed its ties with the Morag Tong. Perhaps because the Morag Tong ultimately produces Order with its actions, since it remains bound within the confines of law and holy sanction.

The Brotherhood, by its very lawlessness and retinue to the Webspinner, remains a force of Chaos. And in all this time, I have never ascribed to the prejudice that "Chaos=Destruction/Order=Creation". We have seen destructive Order at work, can you not place equal veracity into creative Chaos?

What is the point of killing anyone and everything at the slightest whim when there's no chance to revel in the maddening distraction that results afterwards? Where's the [&@%!] fun in making folks simply disappear!? Let us see the survivors devour each other in pure panic, people!

I hate this game.

[FanaticofTamriel]

Yes but the brotherhood also does as the people ask. We are he to supply our Dread Father with spirits in the Void. The way it is done is what the citizens of Cyrodiil who pray to me decide. They pay us so we don't decide, they do.

[Kage]

For Sithis' sake, this is about as boring as Jyggalag when he's on the Greymarch.

Is this the best you can produce with your wanton lust for murder? Making things calmer? There's a reason why the Dark Brotherhood severed its ties with the Morag Tong. Perhaps because the Morag Tong ultimately produces Order with its actions, since it remains bound within the confines of law and holy sanction.

The Brotherhood, by its very lawlessness and retinue to the Webspinner, remains a force of Chaos. And in all this time, I have never ascribed to the prejudice that "Chaos=Destruction/Order=Creation". We have seen destructive Order at work, can you not place equal veracity into creative Chaos?

What is the point of killing anyone and everything at the slightest whim when there's no chance to revel in the maddening distraction that results afterwards? Where's the [&@%!] fun in making folks simply disappear!? Let us see the survivors devour each other in pure panic, people!

I hate this game.

And you sir, are an idiot. Chaos and Order must always exist together, or have you not learned from the Shivering Isles? Chaos is life, in any form. Order is the absence of life. If Chaos is allowed to continue unbridled, it degenerates into death. Therefore it must be tempered with Order.

[RobotNixon]

Take comfort that Robert Englund is actually a very nice man.

Yes, he's a really nice guy once you get to know him...

[Dark Spark]

... If Chaos is allowed to continue unbridled, it degenerates into death. Therefore it must be tempered with Order.

That, good sir, is not temperence. It is transition. And transition is the quintessential element of chaos.

[Kage]

You understand nothing of either force, then. I will speak no more to one who refuses to learn and berates those who either have honest questions or simply wish to have fun.

[FanaticofTamriel]

Please do not argue or the thread will most likely be locked.

[Kage]

As you wish, dearest Mother. I was quite intent on being finished anyway. My apologies for any unpleasantness.

[Veck]

Maenlorn and Caenlorn are floating at the bottom of the sea. I let everybody see ke kill them with a battleaxe, and I tried to make them die as brutally as possible. Who next?

[Kage]

Eyja's corpse now lies as her master's newest item in his collection, Most unholy Matron.

[FanaticofTamriel]

Kage- Please go take care of Shameer in the best way you see fit. He lives in Skingrad near the Chapel of Julianos.
Veckatimest- Please go kill the beggar Lazy Kaslowyn in Chorrol. Deal with him in the way you see fits. He sleeps on a bedroll near Modryn Oreyn's House.
May our Dread Father be with you both.

[Veck]

Laslowyn was incenerated in the Chorrol Chapel Undercroft by Veckatimest at 3:24 GMT. Who next?

[Kage]

Shameer lies dead in his house. He hungered for an apple.

[HatofMadness]

has someone taken care of Tolgan yet?

[Kage]

I believe Tolgan met his end prior to the Cleansing. If any know if he still draws breath, it is the Bride of Sithis.

[HatofMadness]

i grant you 5,000 septims. and this enchanted ring for you

Ring Of Silent Night
-Fortify Sneak +25

!!

[Veck]

I've been RRoD'd and lost all my savegames. This is absolutely devastating. I'm dropping out the brotherhood. Just pretend I killed Gum and was expelled.

[HatofMadness]

I've been RRoD'd and lost all my savegames. This is absolutely devastating. I'm dropping out the brotherhood. Just pretend I killed Gum and was expelled.

[GUM!!!!]

I've been RRoD'd and lost all my savegames. This is absolutely devastating. I'm dropping out the brotherhood. Just pretend I killed Gum and was expelled.

why'd you kill me? wait...i'm still alive yippe!

[Veck]

Nothing personal Gum, it's just you have a cool spider and could build a castle from your endless supply of lego. The kill would just be more impressive.

[GUM!!!!]

oh ok then go ahead!

[FanaticofTamriel]

Well that is fine. I am deply sorry about your save games. Please anyone who needs someone dealt with post it. Anyone who wants to take care of the contracts can it does not matter to me. Just get it done.