Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

Mazer · Post by **Mazer** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:31 pm

Gudovac wrote:180ft ? Where did you find that ? Please tell me !

Trancendent sigil stone with detect life definitely do that.

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:07 pm

Mazer wrote:
Gudovac wrote:180ft ? Where did you find that ? Please tell me !
Trancendent sigil stone with detect life definitely do that.

Yep, Frostcrag Spire Glitch!

Most Honored Listener · Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:57 pm

detect life stacks

100ft spell +100feet hat= 200ft detection

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:28 pm

Most Honored Listener wrote:detect life stacks

100ft spell +100feet hat= 200ft detection

Never really bothered with stacking, I guess 180ft is enough for me. Besides I need other Enchantments too. Heres a funny one. I started a fight above the Elder Council chamber. I had killed everyone else so it was me and a Palace Guard. He swung at me while I blocked, so I shield bashed him close to the metal fence and then back slashed him across the chest sending him, alive over the fence. When I went down Ocato was looking at the body, then said hello.

Most Honored Listener · Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:11 am

one time I was able to see every enemy within the visible graphics range which is until the hills get blurry

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:52 am

Most Honored Listener wrote:one time I was able to see every enemy within the visible graphics range which is until the hills get blurry

How much Detect Life did you have?

Most Honored Listener · Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:07 am

I don't know allot I had the Gray Cowl a piece of armor with +145ft and also a potion and spell each at least 50 feet

Mazer · Post by **Mazer** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:13 am

When i closed kvatch Ob gate i got latent sigil stone with 90ft detect life and 90ft was quite enough for me, so i'm not talking about 180ft

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:22 pm

Most Honored Listener wrote:
ace62394 wrote:just in! so, i killed a guy in Bravil and fire-balled him into the channels. you know how guards go touch the dead? well, one guard tried to to that but drowned! HAHA! :twisted:
wow I have to remember that lol

It was a dark day in Cheydinhal today. I wore the Gray Cowl and decided to show the Gaurds the wonders of the Magess Guild Well. They obviously didn't see Vikdun's body down there. So, with me wearing Ring of the Oceanborn the Gaurds tried attacking me even when there were already 10 bodys down there, and one Essential Gaurd constantly drowning. You think they would learn. But I think the town ran out of Guards before they figured it out.

Heres something fun to do. Duplicate a bunch of Bonemeal like 80+ then eat it all, and then drink 4 bottles of Skooma. Your Fatigue will decrease rapidly, and you will run very fast and right before your Fatigue goes negative and you collapse, jump, you will go flying!

LittleBaca · Post by **LittleBaca** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:10 am

so i just saved the town of split SHEOGORATH TO THE RESCUE and call Haskill and i get my reward and right before he vanishes one of the towns people talk to him he said"hello" and haskill said "I live for thi... then he vanished

and right before haskill vanishes you can talk to him but hes invisble

malajak the khajiit · Post by **malajak the khajiit** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:12 am

once thing that actually happens to me quite often is i become king of oblivion because once i kill xivilais some of them will fall down and there knees and lean down to kiss my feet this has happened probably about 5 times

Daedricmudcrab · Post by **Daedricmudcrab** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:00 pm

I used wabbajack on a minataur lord and it turned into a deer!

I've also turned wraiths, dread zombies, and daedroths into deer.

Ts198 · Post by **Ts198** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:54 pm

i would just say its a simple glitch, but sometimes when i drop weapopns they will just keep spinning on the tip of the blade, and even when i hit them or run into them they won't fall down

Most Honored Listener · Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:03 pm

there are some things left to be desired in the physics program but you have to admit you can't walk through walls

except for one up by the northwest border where there is a rock you can walk through

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:00 am

Floating objects are always a laugh, especially trees, flowers, and rocks.

Most Honored Listener · Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:03 am

has anyone ever ran into a exploitable glitch and found it annoying???

malajak the khajiit · Post by **malajak the khajiit** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:09 am

hmmmmmmmmm let me think hmmm no

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:39 am

Most Honored Listener wrote:has anyone ever ran into a exploitable glitch and found it annoying???

What kind of exploitable glitches? Any Glitch in particular?

Most Honored Listener · Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:44 am

I don't know any glitch like the scroll dupe for example

Undead(-)Necro · Post by **Undead(-)Necro** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:18 pm

Daedricmudcrab wrote:I used wabbajack on a minataur lord and it turned into a deer!
I've also turned wraiths, dread zombies, and daedroths into deer.

Always when i wabbajack it turns out wrong

deer to mountain lions. mountain lions to ogres. ogres to land dreugh. can you btw wabbajack slaughterfish?

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:14 pm

Most Honored Listener wrote:I don't know any glitch like the scroll dupe for example

Once I duped so many scrolls that they dissapeared, like over 100,000 of each, then they dissapeared from my inventory, as well as their weight.

That is the only thing I have found annoying, because those were useful Scrolls but thats it.

juno2420012000 · Post by **juno2420012000** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:58 pm

I had just gotten the staff for the Thief Guild quest Misdirection and was heading back to the house when I heard a sword drawn.

I turned to the right to see an Imperial guard and Ontus Vanin duking it out. Eventually the guard won and I took Vanin's key, made the last part of the quest a breeze >.>

No clue what the old guy did to [&@%!] off the guard though.

malajak the khajiit · Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:13 pm

man it was wierd just a little earlier today i had just finished the skingrad recommendation and then when i walk out of the guild reman broder just kinda fell from the sky with an arrow in his butt and for once i didnt do the killing so i took his key

Behnjymyn · Post by **Behnjymyn** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:16 am

After I became the Duke of Mania in SI, the Dark Seducers all addressed me as the DUCHESS of Mania. I WAS A MAN!

Ok, so that was more weird/annoying than funny, but w/e.

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:12 am

behnjymyn wrote:After I became the Duke of Mania in SI, the Dark Seducers all addressed me as the DUCHESS of Mania. I WAS A MAN!

Ok, so that was more weird/annoying than funny, but w/e.

Don't worry, it happens to everyone. Still annoying though.