Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

[Rmnimoc]

Okay I have a question. I was playing oblivion for the 360, screwing around in the imperial city and flooding buildings with armor i made with the scroll glitch. then I look at my weight. -1472. Did i break the weight cap or did dropping 4k of nonexistent armor make me lose weight?

[Warwolf Dash]

my favorite was when i accidently attacked the lady of leyawiin(spelling?) and when i killed one of her gaurds, she grabbed his claymore and chased me outside. ALL of the townspeople proceeded to chase ehr around the city, killing her repeatedly9essential character). i was just like wtf mates?

[La Volpe]

Funny, but quest interfering.
I once walked in on Mr Lachance sucking skooma in BRAVIL Mind boggling, and effed up the DB initiation quest

[Tingz0r]

I found Thamriel apparently murdered underneath the bridge to the Imperial City. I guess Elragail finally got tired of taking care of him...I mean, her.

[TehUbbah Joker]

Okay so I joined this place just to post this. oh and my username is my gamertag for 360 add if you want. but okay so. I downloaded oblivion off of xbox live one day because i was bored i got Shivering isle expansion pack and like 4 others lol. But yeah so the glitch. I went to bravil at the mages guild. I went up to the second floor and i think went to my left to a door i opened it and there was a dark elf i think..women. She was wearing this blue robe. And I pickpocketed her. She had 312 gold on her and the glitch the picture showed the default coloring background and green splotches everywhere the name was <missing name> i think anyways it may of been dif but very similar with the word missing in it. But yeah so She caught me pickpocketing she was sleeping) and threw me out i got kicked out of the mages guild which i forgot i joined she did not take the stolen goods though. I went to go look at it in my inventory and it was in misc i went to use it and nothing. so i then went to go drop it to see what it looked like when i consul error came up and said "This disk is unreadable"....I wasn't playing on a disk. But yeah So then i went back to my save and it was still there but then the guards caught me and took all my stolen items including the glitch. I thought it was pretty funny oh also if you want to train up on your destruction, magicka, or blade or w.e skills get the Villie Lair expansion and purchase the cattle tank thing. Because it is a prisoner which if your a vampire you feed on. But he also can never die so just sit there hacking and slashing or w.e and gain experience.

[Jeff C]

Upon entering Castle Bruma to talk to the Countess in the Main Quest, Burd and her bodyguard were fighting. This was on the PS3 version, after I tired of dying XBox 360's.

I never had this happen before (I played the main quest about six times before this occurred)

[Mattbott]

a sunny day in New Sheogorad, Bliss

Fimmion: "Yes?"

Golden Saint: "Cease Your Prattling!"

Fimmion: "Byyyye"


i havent read all of these posts so this may have been seen already. Made me chuckle

[Smitty]

One time as I was riding my horse outside of anvil, I tried to get off and for some reason my guy got of on a rock and it glitches me way up into the air and it would just let me walk freely up in the sky. But after awhile of walking around I just all of a sudden fell to my death and had to restart from my last save

[Valus]

One time I got a claymore from a runestone, and then got on my horse, the game crashed because I can't unequip the weapon, and I can't equip weapons when on a horse so there was a paradox.

[Redguard_Master]

you got a claymore from a runestone? Weird.

[Gazman0169]

the most bizarre glitch that I've come across has got to be the bright green residue of the first Willow-the-wisp that I killed, hurtling down the hillside near the Unmarked cave like an F1 snot-ball.

Although today I did see an Xivilai wield an ebony Battle Axe around his head like a lasso. It was as if the thing was on an invisible rope, and was mightily impressive I can tell you.

Occasionally I'll jump out of the water, and will end up floating a foot or so above the ground, which is as equally bizarre as it is annoying, as you then have to float very, VERY, slowly over to the nearest rock or high ground in order to land.

Then there was the time that I killed and stripped a Khajiit Bandit on the road to Kvatch, only to find him standing in an upright crucified position when I returned some five minutes later.

Oh and I've also been slapped in the face with a Slaughterfish before! It scarred the crapola out of my daughter, who was watching me play at the time. As up until that point I was having a pretty uneventful nighttime stroll around lack Rumare, when all of a sudden this bloody thing came flying out of nowhere, and proceeded to knocked me sparko (somehow it managed to paralyze me for a few seconds).


Gazman01

[Shenorai]

Mkay. Very early on while I was first getting out of the prison and the sewers, there's that one bit where you first run into Goblins again after the Emperor dies. Now, I went on ahead and killed the first and second goblin that advanced. One fell over into the water. I jumped down to loot from it.

Now, you know how they tell you to put your head between your legs and kiss your rear behind? The Goblin landed that way, except upside-down. XD

[Norroen Dyrd]

the most bizarre glitch that I've come across has got to be the bright green residue of the first Willow-the-wisp that I killed, hurtling down the hillside near the Unmarked cave like an F1 snot-ball.

It seems that the dead Will-o-the-Wisps are in a habit of doing this I once tried to chase this patch of yellow jelly all the way down from Hermaeus Mora's Shrine

[Redguard_Master]

I just downloaded deepscorn and I was training my sneak by sneaking around the sleeping prisoner. I turn around when I'm done and the adoring fan is there. This is strange since I told him to go back to the arena months ago (game time). I told him to go away again but he only made it as far as the exit and is now just staring at it. Well maybe my assassin and him could hang out

[Kestral]

I just downloaded deepscorn and I was training my sneak by sneaking around the sleeping prisoner. I turn around when I'm done and the adoring fan is there. This is strange since I told him to go back to the arena months ago (game time). I told him to go away again but he only made it as far as the exit and is now just staring at it. Well maybe my assassin and him could hang out :Twisted Evil:

Since he would've been in my lair, I would killed him right then and there and placed him in the cattle cell. He should know better than to swim through a log into an ominous lair with a poison garden. And a dead slaughter fish for decor. Or the fact that there's a naked guy in the cell.

[Redguard_Master]

Maybe whatever voodoo that is on the prisoner can be placed on him? end his curse forever.

[Ceajay360]

I have the most annoying glitch in the game. I can't get anywhere in the Thieve's Guild. I'm stuck as a Shadowfoot. I don't know if it's got do with me Reverse-Pickpocketing the Grey Fox for his cowl, or it's just that Amusei is to lazy to work for the Grey Fox. I have fenced over 1,000 septims but he still doesn't come. I've tried talking to him, travelling somewhere else and waiting a couple of days.

Oh, and my game might be fully mucked up. Sometimes it freezes and when you or a NPC summon a creature, they always re-spawn in a black tube.

There's another one. Agamir's dead but I still have the Unfriendly Competition quest.

[EDIT] Oh, and right now I've came across a Dremora Markynaz with no hands and you can see a Daedric Claymore swinging in the air.

[Redguard_Master]

That's rough.

[scribbane]

I was in horn cave yesterday, in the grottoes section. My archer was sneaking trying to take out a target in the distance. I heard the sound of a rock fall and went to try and run to avoid it but wasn't fast enough. The rocks caught me, but instead of killing or even injuring me, I fell beneath the floor into water. I tried everything I could to get back out. I even tried to swim back to the actual pool of water in the grottoes, but couldn't get out that way. I had to reload my save from when I first entered the cave.

It felt like something out of a movie though. The bad guy or minor character sneaking along, and suddenly the good guys drop something from up above. You see the bad guy look up in a moment of horror, and turn to try and run. But he takes to long and is tragically squashed.

[Veck]

Today I started a new character and after hanging round the IC waterfront for a while, I killed the woman in the skooma den to join the DB. Unfortunately her stupid responsibility gave me a bounty and for the first time ever S'Kriiva was in the bar instead of at home. So, trying to find her I ran to her house to find it locked, then ran to the bar across the bridge with a guard chasing me. Of course I got one of those stupid "loading area" lags and the guard caught me just as I was about to go through the door. So, I paid the fine and when I appeared outside the castle I found the FG mine people, Methedrel and the pirates from the ship in the waterfront. The dunmer walked up to me and said that "I'll kill you if you go near our ship" line and then started combat with me. The FG guys run in and of course that stupid archer that always runs into the tripwire got herself killed. Now I hear rumors saying I did a bad job in the mine

[Redguard_Master]

Yeah, people died because of your glitch.

[Shenorai]

Got an odd glitch that's preventing me from starting the Arena quest line on one of my characters.

Just as soon as I click "Ready for a Match" and Owyn finishes with his little speech, I hear "Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the arena!" before I even get out of the Bloodworks.

Whenever I walk up there, though, there's no further dialogue to proceed with the first match.

[hyperdai]

i just started playing with things in the leyawiin mages guild and while moving the planter seen when entering i left go at an angle and it just stayed there! i liked it it is now facing the exit! XD

[TheHierromaster]

umm, the three argonian match in the arena, the all were naked and could jump very high

[Redguard_Master]

Bet that was a sight.