Funny/interesting pictures, events and stories

[Josjie]

You can post all your funny pictures, events and situations in this thread. Drethelis started with all this and created these two topics: Armand Christophe vs. Cheese and Glarthir's Worst Nightmare.

So instead of creating new topics, you can now post your images here .

Oh and remember the rules

Posting of Images

Please just post the link to the picture instead. This will help the the site to load faster for everyone, especially for users without a high-speed internet connection.
Exception: sticky topics. You are allowed to post images in sticky topics like "Post your character" with a maximum height of 800 pixels and a maximum width of 600 pixels.


Try to use thumbnails .

I'll start:



(still a steady 44 FPS )

Rosentia Gallenus is afraid of scamps. So I decided to start a little scamp invasion in her house. I think there are 50-60 scamps in total . They were also on the upper floor (attacking me).

[Stroggs]

My Oblivion hates screenies so I will just call the situation.

I went city-to-city collecting guards and bounties, took them to the gold coast, and tested a new nuke spell on them.....

I spent the next four hours searching for the bodies.

[Drethelis]

So instead of creating new topics, you can now post your images here .

Why do I have this strange sensation of being undermined?

That was a joke, by the way.

But thanks for the thread, I had a feeling in the pit of me stomach that the feds mods would get annoyed with me posting a new topic every time I thought up a less-than-brilliant-but-still-pretty-cool scheme.

[Josjie]

So instead of creating new topics, you can now post your images here .

Why do I have this strange sensation of being undermined?

That was a joke, by the way.

But thanks for the thread, I had a feeling in the pit of me stomach that the feds mods would get annoyed with me posting a new topic every time I thought up a less-than-brilliant-but-still-pretty-cool scheme.

Haha well some other also wanted to create new threads (including me ) so that's why I created this topic.

You can also use this topic to share your stories/events.

And what do you think of my Gallenus joke?

I went city-to-city collecting guards and bounties, took them to the gold coast, and tested a new nuke spell on them.....

I spent the next four hours searching for the bodies.

Haha what kind of nuke spell? Are you using a mod for that?

[Spiney]

Has anyone ever tried "Shoot the pumkin off The Adoring Fans Head"

I never seem to aim high enough. Oh well.

[Norroen Dyrd]

I was hanging around Anvil stables, on my way to do a contract for Azzan, when I saw that person - I kinda think she was a woman, but I am not that sure - riding a black horse - correction, not just riding, galloping as hard as the poor beast could stand. I decided to follow her - just out of idle interest. I enjoyed a pretty wild chase as far as Brina Cross Inn, then the lady turns back and rushes off to the stables. I follow her, intrigued. At the stables she wheels around and rides off to the inn again. We did this routine over several times, till I got fed up, but I just couldn't manage to start a conversation with her. Any ideas as to who in Azura's name this... uhm brainless horsewoman might be? And one more thing Each time I chased her, we both rode past a Khajiit Highwayman. I can imagine what he might have thought about us if it had been in real life LOL

[Generalno1]

I was hanging around Anvil stables, on my way to do a contract for Azzan, when I saw that person - I kinda think she was a woman, but I am not that sure - riding a black horse - correction, not just riding, galloping as hard as the poor beast could stand. I decided to follow her - just out of idle interest. I enjoyed a pretty wild chase as far as Brina Cross Inn, then the lady turns back and rushes off to the stables. I follow her, intrigued. At the stables she wheels around and rides off to the inn again. We did this routine over several times, till I got fed up, but I just couldn't manage to start a conversation with her. Any ideas as to who in Azura's name this... uhm brainless horsewoman might be? And one more thing Each time I chased her, we both rode past a Khajiit Highwayman. I can imagine what he might have thought about us if it had been in real life LOL

Ahhh the black horse courier messenger......Gave me 7 copies at a time for nothing

[Josjie]

I was hanging around Anvil stables, on my way to do a contract for Azzan, when I saw that person - I kinda think she was a woman, but I am not that sure - riding a black horse - correction, not just riding, galloping as hard as the poor beast could stand. I decided to follow her - just out of idle interest. I enjoyed a pretty wild chase as far as Brina Cross Inn, then the lady turns back and rushes off to the stables. I follow her, intrigued. At the stables she wheels around and rides off to the inn again. We did this routine over several times, till I got fed up, but I just couldn't manage to start a conversation with her. Any ideas as to who in Azura's name this... uhm brainless horsewoman might be? And one more thing Each time I chased her, we both rode past a Khajiit Highwayman. I can imagine what he might have thought about us if it had been in real life LOL

Yeah chasing her can be fun . Especially if you're on foot (Fortify Speed spells/potions ). But you have a lot of patience if you chased her for so long, haha .

[Drethelis]

And what do you think of my Gallenus joke?

It was pretty funny actually. But pure evil At least in mine I never physically hurt anyone (Glarthir's mental health remains questionable though...)

I'm surprised that your comp could handle that many AIs in combat at once! But then again, from what I understand about the dynamics of Oblivion, NPCs take up a lot more processing room than creatures, although I may be wrong. But still 60 scamps all in one room fighting is impressive.

By the way, my FPS when I took the pics for Armand vs. Cheese was like 1 or 2, pretty slow.

[Josjie]

I visited Hieronymus Lex's quarters, equipped the Cowl of Nocturnal, and cloned myself 50 times . Here's the result:

[Hunter22]

visited Hieronymus Lex's quarters, equipped the Cowl of Nocturnal

Josjie you have GOT too stop praying on people's weaknesses!

[Shadow]

I is liking this Tommorow will post a Skooma Overload for that addict in Crucible.
Skooma, ya got Skooma? Yep, Hows 2000 sound???

[Spiney]

Ive been inspired by drethelis- "Armond christopth vs. cheese"

Im seeing what would happen if the Impirial City, Elven District was flooded with..... CLAY POTS.

he he. lets see how those rich snobs like being attack by cheap pots.

[The Tom]

I visited Hieronymus Lex's quarters, equipped the Cowl of Nocturnal, and cloned myself 50 times . Here's the result:

F-F-F-Frame rate?

Also, expect a few callipers soon. Actually, expect a lot. I've been doing a M'Aiq impression.

[Josjie]

I visited Hieronymus Lex's quarters, equipped the Cowl of Nocturnal, and cloned myself 50 times . Here's the result:

F-F-F-Frame rate?

Also, expect a few callipers soon. Actually, expect a lot. I've been doing a M'Aiq impression.

My FPS was quite low. Average FPS of 10-15 .

[Norroen Dyrd]

Ahhh the black horse courier messenger......Gave me 7 copies at a time for nothing

So that's who she is! I should have guessed: Black Horse Courier, black horse...

Yeah chasing her can be fun . Especially if you're on foot (Fortify Speed spells/potions ). But you have a lot of patience if you chased her for so long, haha .

Well, I was on an armored white horse, so I just couldn't catch up with her... And I so wanted to have a bit of small talk...

[Drethelis]

So I was doing the Master's Son quest in the Fighter's Guild and for no apparent reason, Viranus Donton decided that it is a smart idea to attack a cave full of trolls and ogres without wearing anything above his waist, because it feels good.

I'm running out of good ideas, but expect a really good one later tonight (I'm EST/GMT -05:00).

[Norroen Dyrd]

So I was doing the Master's Son quest in the Fighter's Guild and for no apparent reason, Viranus Donton decided that it is a smart idea to attack a cave full of trolls and ogres without wearing anything above his waist, because it feels good.

I'm running out of good ideas, but expect a really good one later tonight (I'm EST/GMT -05:00).

Heh, the same thing happened in my game I think I even wrote about it in the "funny glitches" thread. A community member called Invictus told me that this is somehow connected with an essential NPC being knocked unconscious. I also have a pic of that guard fellow from Kvatch - can't recall his name - without his pants on in the "Photographers Guild" thread

[Josjie]

So I was doing the Master's Son quest in the Fighter's Guild and for no apparent reason, Viranus Donton decided that it is a smart idea to attack a cave full of trolls and ogres without wearing anything above his waist, because it feels good.

I'm running out of good ideas, but expect a really good one later tonight (I'm EST/GMT -05:00).

Drethelis when can we expect some new pictures by you? For example: you know that guy in the Shivering Isles who's afraid that something will fall on top of him? Use the duplication glitch to let it rain books (or a different object) on his head .

[Dark Spark]

This is how you complete the "Whodunit" quest, people!

Wabbajack:
1330 gold
Staff of the Everscamp:
0 gold
Invisibility Potion:
56 gold
Watching five guests flattened by rampaging monsters:
Priceless

Fire-breathing Daedroth— I choose you!

Hah! You'll never take me down!

Oh, noes!!!

[Josjie]

This is how you complete the "Whodunit" quest, people!

Wabbajack:
1330 gold
Staff of the Everscamp:
0 gold
Invisibility Potion:
56 gold
Watching five guests flattened by rampaging monsters:
Priceless

Fire-breathing Daedroth— I choose you!

Hah! You'll never take me down!

Oh, noes!!!

Haha brilliant. Nice job Dark Spark, as always .

[Josjie]

Hrm what shall I do with this topic

I can:
- Do nothing
- Delete/lock it
- Change the subject and also allow (roleplay) stories/ Oblivion stories

What do you think?

[Drethelis]

Drethelis when can we expect some new pictures by you? For example: you know that guy in the Shivering Isles who's afraid that something will fall on top of him? Use the duplication glitch to let it rain books (or a different object) on his head .

Recently I got sucked into the inevitable worm whole known as Fallout 3, so I've spent most of my free time feeding that addiction.

But fear not! I will eventually post something new which will ensure lulz for all, and maybe I'll get a cameo appearance from our favorite claustrophobic Mania resident.

[Drethelis]

Hrm what shall I do with this topic

I can:
- Do nothing
- Delete/lock it
- Change the subject and also allow (roleplay) stories/ Oblivion stories

What do you think?

Option 4

-Chill.

[Shadow]

Hrm what shall I do with this topic

I can:
- Do nothing
- Delete/lock it
- Change the subject and also allow (roleplay) stories/ Oblivion stories

What do you think?

Well, I was going to carry out some of my threats but my graphics cards been getting annoyed. I'll try tommorow.