Here comes the bride?

ronenum · Post by **ronenum** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:01 pm

lol, interesting choices. I am a little suprised we did not get more female ES players on this thread, Martin is a nice guy, right???

Question. In several towns you find two NPCs that are married/have the same last name. Are there any NPCs married to a person of another race? like, the drama going on between the two elves in the Brvil Mage's Guild.

TerrorOfTheNorth · Post by **TerrorOfTheNorth** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:08 pm

Isn't a Nord at least dating, if not married to, a Bosmer in Anvil?
I thought I read something about that, and if so...lol

Kage · Post by **Kage** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:28 pm

Yeah, Heinrich Oaken-hull is married to a Bosmer lady, Mandil, I think...

Flairinsich · Post by **Flairinsich** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:47 pm

You know if i ever met a woman who could cast a fireball and heal my wounds and swing a sword around yelling "I fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!" then i would not care i would just go for it.

ronenum · Post by **ronenum** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:17 pm

lol, nord and Bosmer

....

TerrorOfTheNorth · Post by **TerrorOfTheNorth** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:49 am

I know...I don't know whether to be happy for them, or grossed-out.

Caractacus · Post by **Caractacus** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:14 am

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Alessia's nothing but a huge, bigoted racist, even towards her own kind.[/quote]
Note how I said lively dialogue.

Bit555 · Post by **Bit555** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:10 am

Definately would have to be Borba GroSomething in Cheydinal, mmm-mmmmm. I think it's the combination of green skin and tusks that does it for me.

anarchy666rebel · Post by **anarchy666rebel** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:49 pm

I looked over a few and found that Ulene Hlervu in Cheydinhal doesn't look half bad for a dunmer nor Ohtesse for a high elf. Davela Hlaren is another one... there's way to many to decide on one... I'd be bigamist like in Fable lol

The Tom · Post by **The Tom** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:21 pm

TerrorOfTheNorth wrote:I know...I don't know whether to be happy for them, or grossed-out.

"I'd rather sleep with my horse."

Flairinsich · Post by **Flairinsich** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:57 pm

Bit555 wrote:Definately would have to be Borba GroSomething in Cheydinal, mmm-mmmmm. I think it's the combination of green skin and tusks that does it for me.

Wow i just got to make fun of this.

In the series Red vs. Blue the Sargent just got his first worthhog and when he asked the guys to give it a name he said"What kind of animal has Tusks!" and he said tusks in the funniest manner possible.

P.S. For those of you that dont know what i am talking about RvB is a show that is based in the halo series.

invictus84 · Post by **invictus84** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:29 am

Signy Home-Wrecker doesn't look half-bad, probably way too tall for me though. We Bretons weren't gifted with being 7 foot tall gorillas

.

I'm rather partial to Jeanne Frasoric too. Not a bad looking little red-head. Not the brightest light spell in the guild, and almost a little *too* happy/bubbly, but at least she isn't Antoinetta Marie (she's a little *too* psychotic, gives me the creeps

). And she doesn't tower above me, which is a bonus

. Too bad she gets killed during "A Plot Revealed".

For all the complaints about the looks of the NPC's, there are quite a few that look half-way decent, even some that might classify as appealing to the eyes. But, there sure are a load of ugly ones too

. As always, beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder. Or ale. Or mead. Or wine, if that's your thing (a nice full-bodied Surilie brothers red for me, please).

[EDIT]: The Bosmer Heinrich Oaken-Hull is married to is Hasathil, and yes, he is a Nord, as seen here. Can't say I'd go for that one, as she seems to be cheating on Heinrich with another fellow Bosmer in town, Enilroth. Doesn't exactly say much for her faithfulness, does it?

talk page · Post by **legoless** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:58 pm

I'd marry Countess Narina Carvain. Then I could assassinate her, inherit her titles and Akaviri artifacts and store all my treasure in the castle. Of course, I'd have to be playing as a Nord character, or else I'd freeze my butt off after a couple of seconds in Bruma.

Doctor Meaticus · Post by **Doctor Meaticus** » Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:42 pm

azuarc wrote:I think Methredhel is one of the better looking women in the game, but I doubt I'd want to be married to her, seeing as I'm not very thiefy and she seems a little petulant.

Agreed. She's more of a target for a one-night-stand.

Norroen Dyrd · Post by **Norroen Dyrd** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:29 am

ronenum wrote:lol, interesting choices. I am a little suprised we did not get more female ES players on this thread, Martin is a nice guy, right???

Martin IS a nice guy! And a female player can marry him before the end of the Oblivion Crisis, in order to... uhm... provide the new heir

Personally, I have had just two characters so far, and both are female. The guy I have in mind for the first one - she is a Dunmer - is the Blue Team Gladiator. I even wrote a small and fluffy fic about them talking over the question of Gray Prince's death. I am always sorry to see the Gladiator so freaked out about it, and I have an urge to say to him: "Hey, that was not what you think! That was an act of mercy!". And as for my second character... Well, she closed the Kvatch Gate while being followed by Modryn Oreyn... Slicing a couple of dozen Daedra together is a good start for a relationship, isn't it?

Daemos Avetorii · Post by **Daemos Avetorii** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:22 pm

Estelle Renoit

azuarc · Post by **azuarc** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:39 pm

Josjie wrote:Faustina Cartia, Methredhel or Carwen. Any will do .

Faustina is one I had forgotten, but is fairly nice. Of course, she flaunts her sexuality. Her associate, Signy, too, though she's a bit more in the body and less in the face. Regarding Methredhel and Carwen...I swear they're twins, and one dyed her hair. Although, that's ok too, I suppose! *wink*

kage wrote:That's why I figured on S'krivva. She'll always be able to help me out of trouble, and not a bad body at the same time.

There's something disturbing to me about suggesting an Argonian has a nice body.

Flairinisich wrote:You know if i ever met a woman who could cast a fireball and heal my wounds and swing a sword around yelling "I fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!" then i would not care i would just go for it.

I'm tempted to think the same, however, I have a feeling such a woman would not be interested in me, since I can do none of the above. (Well, I could flail a sword around, I suppose, but it wouldn't be skillful.)

lol, nord and Bosmer ....

It'd be funnier if the Nord were the woman. Bosmer men are so tiny, and then to have this large, meaty woman on top of him. (I did not say Nords were fat.) She'd probably carry him into their house after they got married. Still, I'd be more disturbed by a Khajiit and an Argonian, especially since those two races don't normally seem to like each other much.

Flairinisich wrote:In the series Red vs. Blue the Sargent just got his first worthhog and when he asked the guys to give it a name he said"What kind of animal has Tusks!" and he said tusks in the funniest manner possible.

a....walrus?

Norroen Dyrd wrote:Martin IS a nice guy! And a female player can marry him before the end of the Oblivion Crisis, in order to... uhm... provide the new heir

You know, that's a thought that never occurred to me, and could provide for all kinds of interesting storylines...

TerrorOfTheNorth · Post by **TerrorOfTheNorth** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:17 am

azuarc wrote:
Norroen Dyrd wrote:Martin IS a nice guy! And a female player can marry him before the end of the Oblivion Crisis, in order to... uhm... provide the new heir
You know, that's a thought that never occurred to me, and could provide for all kinds of interesting storylines...

Hah...the game is already "M" rated...maybe 17+ should reflect that kind of *cough*mod*cough*

I think it'd be funny if someone played as a female Orc to do that.

ronenum · Post by **ronenum** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:19 am

lol, Martin and an Orc...I'm just not seeing it...wait, no!....no!

TerrorOfTheNorth · Post by **TerrorOfTheNorth** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:23 am

Dude...anyone and an Orc (besides another Orc)..but still..
Next in line in..weirdness..would be female Argonian..

ronenum · Post by **ronenum** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:28 am

lol...true that.

(I can't believe this thread has stayed afloat this long)

TerrorOfTheNorth · Post by **TerrorOfTheNorth** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:30 am

Sex and violence...humanity's two universal interests.

ronenum · Post by **ronenum** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:35 am

Yup, ok ok, Nord and Khajiit! That one ranks pretty weird too...

Oh, northy, diggin the new avatar?

TerrorOfTheNorth · Post by **TerrorOfTheNorth** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:48 am

lol, I can see it now...
Ever see Underworld (the movie)? I picture Raze's lycan-form, only with a more feline-face and human body-parts.

How about Altmer+Argonian?

ronenum · Post by **ronenum** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:57 am

Hm, I need to watch more movies. *is too cheep*

Altmer and Argonian....I think that might just win the wierdness contest

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