Morrowind Spice Girls

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How long did you watch?

1-30 Seconds (Disturbed)
4
25%
31-61 Seconds (Amused)
6
38%
1-2 Minutes (Pleased)
1
6%
3-5 Minutes (Perverted)
5
31%
 
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How long did you watch the blocky, acrobat girls the first time you saw them in Desele's House of Earthly Delights?
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Sadly, i did stay for a bit....and each time i visited Suran, i would stop over.....and over.....and over....... oh well, i regret it :?
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I play with Better Bodies installed - it makes it more interesting - very slightly. :wink:
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Women aren't my cup of tea so I found it more amusing than anything. Disturbing but quite a hillarious addition. Still, my Dunmer seems to have taken a shine to that place and his bar tab is ridiculous. :roll:
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I understand Crusader, I kept visiting so much that I eventually had to purify my mind, body, and soul at the Temple. Praise Almsivi I no longer feel the pull... but I'm still addicted to the upstair Skooma pipes.
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What if you strip down and shake your ork-maker and show them up?
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The Old Alchemist wrote:What if you strip down and shake your ork-maker and show them up?
Rohugh, could you make a mod for that?
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lol, i remember doin a quest for some guild, and i had to get some money from the barteneder or w/e, so i was playin with some of my freinds over, and they were all like, DUDE! go up and talk to one, im like wtf, hell no, so walked over to the barteneder and they got [&@%!], stupid [&@%!] wouldnt give my her dues, so i drank a bottle of TBM, and persuaded that slut into coughin up the dough, now my freinds never wanted to play this game b4, and now all of a sudden their like let me play man, so i walk to the stilt strider go to some different town and handed them the controler, they tried for like an hour tryin to find the place, i just sat and laughed.
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CAESAR wrote:
The Old Alchemist wrote:What if you strip down and shake your ork-maker and show them up?
Rohugh, could you make a mod for that?
I guess so. There are plenty of "adult" mods to be found, but my "ork-maker" would need a lot of shaking to make a difference to those three. :oops:

Check out the mods forums, I am sure you would find something to "suit your needs".


Hehe, it's great not having to watch what I am saying. :lol:
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You should have seen my face when I read "my orc-maker would need a lot of shaking". :shock:

Those three girls play hard-to-get, especially the Breton. I'll make her talk before the end!!!
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Post by satan_n_stuff »

You should play my mod, it has dancing girls.
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But we all have dancing girls without mods. What do your girls do?
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Post by satan_n_stuff »

CAESAR wrote:But we all have dancing girls without mods. What do your girls do?
They dance, and they're in vivec, and there's a lot of them, with disco lights.
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AND disco lights?!
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Where are disco lights hanging? Is it in the Palace of Vivec?
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CAESAR wrote:Where are disco lights hanging? Is it in the Palace of Vivec?
Forget that where are they getting the electricity?
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There's an energy plant outside of Ebonheart and they have powerlines stretching across to the palace of Vivec. What you didn't know was that the platform Vivec levitates above is actually a grav lift powered by the East Empire Electric Company.
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i dont beleive it, btw ne1 know why they just dont tap into the dwemer steam technology?
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MyDireLife wrote:i dont beleive it, btw ne1 know why they just dont tap into the dwemer steam technology?
Because they dont know how it works or how to use it...hence "strange dwemer device"
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apploud wrote:
MyDireLife wrote:i dont beleive it, btw ne1 know why they just dont tap into the dwemer steam technology?
Because they dont know how it works or how to use it...hence "strange dwemer device"
good point.
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surely a mage would know how? some of them would spend time researching the dwemer. so the electrision would have to be mages

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Like the mages that were working in that one dwemer place where the dude got to the bottem and died?

Mages are smart and skilled at what they do, But they are no match for the intelligence of the dwemer. The problem is, is that they dont know what a lot of the things are...and Not Knowing gives a limited ammount of information to work with.

And besides, Just about all the mages that are in the ruins are more interested in finding out what happened to the dwemer, what Arcane form of magic could destroy/displace them all.
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As long as someone gets the electricity running, I'm happy. Satan_n_stuff, can you make a mod that has light switches, powerlines, lightbulbs, and Benjamin Franklin? :lol: The spice girls can see through the Skooma smoke.
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Post by satan_n_stuff »

:D Have you maybe considered the fact that the lights are magical?
An expert mage would surely be able to create permanent disco lighting.
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Great idea and use of Illusion!
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