WHATS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING U HAVE DONE?

[Paladin_Warrior]

I feel kinda sorry when I'm killing dogs.....

I'm quite the reverse. I actually enjoy seeing them fly several feet in the air, consumed by fire, when I wack them with Goldbrand.

And, unlike most other creatures in Oblivion dogs never have anything - no pelt, no gold, nothing.

I truly love killing the yappy [&@%!]!

[lowbart]

I've been putting it off but once my vampire character levels up some I plan on murdering all the elves. Wood elves, high elves, dark elves, I hate them all. They all have to die.

I don't think I've done anything really terrible, other than the Dark Brotherhood quests, but I have gone on extensive quests of personal vengeance. After I got Benirus Manor sorted out for example, I followed Velwyn out of town until we were away from everyone, stabbed him, and left his naked corpse in the road.

My main character's first official murder was in the Bravil skooma den - I was pickpocketing the sleeping junkies trying to collect all the skooma when the blonde woman woke up and started screaming at me. I shot an arrow at her that knocked her into a corner. Somehow, the city guards didn't hear her, or maybe they just didn't care.

Oh, I also fudged the Chorrol Reccomendation - I gave Earana the book, got the spell from Cloud Top, then stole the book from her room and gave it back to the guild.

Once, when I was messing with the console, learning to use the assigning a kill to an actor function, I needed an NPC to test it on so I consolekilled one of the khajiit brothers at the Black Horse Courier and blamed it on one of the other two. Jensine came running out of her shop yelling for the guards, and when they cut down Rajiradh half the other store owners started fighting back against the legion.

I killed that rat in the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary too, it was bothering me. And I killed Hillod the Outlaw for looking at me funny. That's about it.

[Most Honored Listener]

I've been putting it off but once my vampire character levels up some I plan on murdering all the elves. Wood elves, high elves, dark elves, I hate them all. They all have to die.

I don't think I've done anything really terrible, other than the Dark Brotherhood quests, but I have gone on extensive quests of personal vengeance. After I got Benirus Manor sorted out for example, I followed Velwyn out of town until we were away from everyone, stabbed him, and left his naked corpse in the road.

My main character's first official murder was in the Bravil skooma den - I was pickpocketing the sleeping junkies trying to collect all the skooma when the blonde woman woke up and started screaming at me. I shot an arrow at her that knocked her into a corner. Somehow, the city guards didn't hear her, or maybe they just didn't care.

Oh, I also fudged the Chorrol Reccomendation - I gave Earana the book, got the spell from Cloud Top, then stole the book from her room and gave it back to the guild.

Once, when I was messing with the console, learning to use the assigning a kill to an actor function, I needed an NPC to test it on so I consolekilled one of the khajiit brothers at the Black Horse Courier and blamed it on one of the other two. Jensine came running out of her shop yelling for the guards, and when they cut down Rajiradh half the other store owners started fighting back against the legion.

I killed that rat in the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary too, it was bothering me. And I killed Hillod the Outlaw for looking at me funny. That's about it.

now youare one sick SOB starting a genocide you should burn in oblivion

[Acid Rain]

I had to kill every single mage's guild member in the University :twisted: (atleast the ones that aren't essential). It annoyed the crap outta me that even when I'm the Arch-Mage of the guild, some of those snotty University folk didnt have time to talk to me cause they have more important things to do . More important then talk to the Arch-Mage ?? I think Not !! :evil:

Soon as you attack one you get booted from the guild, hence, you get kicked out of the University. Makes it hard to kill 'em all So I just hopped over the wall, stood on the outside and found some spots where I could plug anything that moved with arrows :twisted:
Think it took me about 2 days to get everyone, including all the guards of course
They Had It COMMING !! Ignore the Arch-Mage, hrrruumph.

[lowbart]

They really should have fixed that in the AI, and replaced it with another stock, identical and equally annoying answer. Maybe trying to suck up to the Arch Mage or something.

Listener, elves are really annoying .

Oh that reminds me of the one thing I forgot to put in. I tend to steal from anywhere if there's nobody around. I stole the Bible of the Deep Ones and the book-thingy of the Ancestor Moths, just adventuring around. Once my girlfriend was watching me get um, "supplies" from the Ancestor Moth Chapel and said incredulously, ".....you're stealing from a church." The best response I could come up with, since I am an atheist and she isn't, was, "Um... it's not real."

[Most Honored Listener]

Listener, elves are really annoying .

thats why they have the deadric artifacts that make people get killed by clones of themself

[Paladin_Warrior]

Another 'horrible' thing I do with beggars is drop venison or corn, or whatever food I'm carrying at their feet when they say something like:

"Please sir. I gots nothing to eat."

or,

"Me children are starving."


I only wish there was a dialogue option to say: "There, ya worthless excuse of a father. Go feed your children with the food I just dropped at your feet!"

[Most Honored Listener]

Another 'horrible' thing I do with beggars is drop venison or corn, or whatever food I'm carrying at their feet when they say something like:

"Please sir. I gots nothing to eat."

or,

"Me children are starving."


I only wish there was a dialogue option to say: "There, ya worthless excuse of a father. Go feed your children with the food I just dropped at your feet!"

or how about "Look in the F**king barrels there is a ton of food in there!"

[Gudovac]

Went to Anvil stole some beer, got into a fight with the guards and before you know it i exterminated that poor town....
Then i got killed by a [&@%!] horse

[Mayong Mistmoore]

or how about "Look in the F**king barrels there is a ton of food in there!"

Class XD.

[SteveFC]

mine is worse then all of yours. i use my maid in rosewood hall as blood cattle. mmm. tasty.

[Undead(-)Necro]

sometimes in my sleep. :twisted: i can still hear adoring fan cry and scream "the demodra has my kidney!! "

[Paladin_Warrior]

mine is worse then all of yours. i use my maid in rosewood hall as blood cattle. mmm. tasty.

That's not horrible. That's just getting a good return on your investment. You bought her living quarters, she asked for a job (without any references!), you said ... "Sure, come live with me.", she annoys you day and night with..."Good day m'lord.", she stands behind you yakking away when you're immersed in thought, or putting stuff in your storage chests, she only knows how to cook one freakin' meal (I like Shepherd's pie, but holy [&@%!] - get another recipe!).

So, putting her neck to the fang is a good trade-off, as far as I'm concerned.

[Paladin_Warrior]

or how about "Look in the F**king barrels there is a ton of food in there!"

Class XD.

I know it was by accident, but you quoted the wrong individual. Your post makes it look like I wrote those words, which I didn't.

[Codex]

I enjoy placing poisoned apples in the pockets of everyone that annoys me. Just did so with the priest at the Skingrad chapel, and the Sextius dude who claimes that we have nothing to talk about, and that I have more in common with a beggar. I certainly should have made him beg, but discression is more my style :twisted: