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if you kill (I believe) the "shrine leader" at a deadric shrine all the other war-shippers start attacking each other just try and make sure you have already done the quest
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There Irony, is that I know this, I just can't remember. Everyone is saying "Why are you disturbing me, I must Free the Shrine, so I can Sleep. It has been so long since I slept".

I know the answer, and it is so simple, and I just can't remember. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
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the fact that necromancy is banned yet the NPCs that speak out against necromancy will teach you summon undead spells
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this is just ripping off "post your funny things,glitches,etc. that happen to you" by Ganondolf (SP?)
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not really that one has to do with glitches this is just anything even remotely funny and ironic
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ace62394 wrote:"post your funny things,glitches,etc. that happen to you"
hmmmmmmm? :wink:
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I added the no limits on off topicness to create something to make this more of a community and that was a good template to use to do so. don't you agree?
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the fact that you can break into peoples homes, have conversations with them, have them train you etc.

necromancy has been banned by the guild but you can still buy spells to summon undead. and on that note, whats worse, animating dead flesh or conjuring up daedra?
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the dead flesh one but same difference with summoning undead
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BrethrenSlayer wrote:the fact that you can break into peoples homes, have conversations with them, have them train you etc.

necromancy has been banned by the guild but you can still buy spells to summon undead. and on that note, whats worse, animating dead flesh or conjuring up daedra?
Necromancy is about defiling the dead and enslaving ancestors, and the Imperials are very stringent about respecting the dead, so by their standards it's worse because they look down on Daedra (which is why Scamps are often summoned as servants). Summoning the undead though is an odd one. It's necromantic conjuring to say the least. :|

No wonder Dunmer laugh at such silly notions.
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Not a lot of ironic stuff, happens for me, but casting frenzy on the count of cheydinhal then watching get killed by his own guards was preety ironic
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Worshipers of other gods such as namira, clavicus vile, boethia, etc. are always talking something like "damn people hate us, cuz we worship daedra, stupid fools, what do they know" and are reclused from other people... i think that is ironic
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No bad things against necromancy 8) i've talked to glarthir recently. nobody signed up for the federation of enslaving pink bunnys :oops: i feel alone. about the "redguard" discussion. Don't think they meant it that way :wink:
Guard: Taste my sword!!!
Bandit: Hmm. Tastes like chocolat, is that right?
Guard: Unbelievable! How did you do that?:|
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Undead(-)Necro wrote:No bad things against necromancy 8) i've talked to glarthir recently. nobody signed up for the federation of enslaving pink bunnys :oops: i feel alone. about the "redguard" discussion. Don't think they meant it that way :wink:
well I don't know if they really did I noticed some minor sexism with race vs ability (all the male characters have increased abilities when females don't.
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If you're going to start a necromancy/conjuration topic i suggest you revive a previous topic half a year back. Very popular debating which is worse.
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I'm just saying they are no different and Ace did you quote yourself back a few posts?
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Undead(-)Necro wrote:...nobody signed up for the federation of enslaving pink bunnys :oops: i feel alone...
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but what did they ever do to us?
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Ask glarthir :twisted:
Guard: Taste my sword!!!
Bandit: Hmm. Tastes like chocolat, is that right?
Guard: Unbelievable! How did you do that?:|
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I was doing a side quest out of Bruma earlier today (A Brotherhood Betrayed, I think) and as I was running through the wilderness, I came upon two Imperial Guard Forresters (I think that was the name, they were bowman wearing light armor), and both of them were firing volley after volley of arrows at each other. I couldn't figure out why for the life of me.

After watching them battle to the death (the victor ran off as soon as the loser went down) I continued toward the quest marker on my compass, scratching my head as I ran. It wasn't until I came across a mountain lion a few minutes later that I started laughing. This poor creature had at least a dozen arrows sticking out of its sides, and I realized that both of the forresters must have been shooting at it, until one of them missed the cat and hit the other forrester. Thus the Halo-esque display that I had been treated to a few minutes earlier.
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no wonder glarthir is paranoid.....
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Wonder why ONLY glarthir is paranoid :lol:
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pick me!!! pick me!!! :D
Guard: Taste my sword!!!
Bandit: Hmm. Tastes like chocolat, is that right?
Guard: Unbelievable! How did you do that?:|
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