Ironic stuff

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:26 am

Undead(-)Necro wrote:Oh and i was killed by a mudcrab lately. just cleared out a fort when the beast snapped it claws in me from behind

so that's what they mean by "I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!"

Most Honored Listener · Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:36 am

my reflect damage just kills any mud crab stupid enough to attack me

and why do they call it artificial intelligence because I'm pretty sure saying the things the NPCs do are not intelligent in any way

Most Honored Listener · Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:08 pm

when doing the quest to get into the dark brotherhood when you talk to Rufio you can say things like "Nobody hides from Sithis" and stuff like that but if you choose to say nothing we will have the same reaction and run away. I guess I must look intimidating to him :twisted: :twisted:

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:01 am

Most Honored Listener wrote:when doing the quest to get into the dark brotherhood when you talk to Rufio you can say things like "Nobody hides from Sithis" and stuff like that but if you choose to say nothing we will have the same reaction and run away. I guess I must look intimidating to him :twisted: :twisted:

No doubt. You certainly scare the crap out of me

Most Honored Listener · Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:16 am

don't be scared I only have a virgin blade hungering for your mortal flesh and the will of Sithis

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:26 pm

Then you will feel the wrath of Sithis yourself, cause:

Tenet 5: Never kill a Dark Brother or Dark Sister. To do so is to invoke the Wrath of Sithis :twisted:

Undead(-)Necro · Post by **Undead(-)Necro** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:48 pm

If you want to sign up for the "enslaving of pink bunny's" go talk to vincent valtierie,mannimarco or the master of al!! Glarthir

they will point you to our club:P

Ts198 · Post by **Ts198** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:55 pm

hey i know who mannimarco is, he sings that rap about world of warcraft

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ECrMbpmATBA that is the link, just to let everyone know it swears, but he says it himself that he is mannimarco

Most Honored Listener · Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:07 pm

codex wrote:Then you will feel the wrath of Sithis yourself, cause:

Tenet 5: Never kill a Dark Brother or Dark Sister. To do so is to invoke the Wrath of Sithis :twisted:

I have killed dark brotherhood members other than when I was doing the purification and when you sleep you are visited by a wraith that is called the wrath of sithis just kill it and you are back it I did it like 3 times.
the hard part is the first attack you throw at him he becomes immune to all attacks from that skill type

Torrello · Post by **Torrello** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:06 am

Most Honored Listener wrote:
why you ask ok there is a race called redguard which is a name for a black person farther more redguards are ...well some are black AND HAVE AFROS

Just did a quick internet search on "Redguard". Over 95% of all hits are concerned with Elder Scrolls. The only other things are a security co and a Portable GSM Alarm.

I think you just imagined it up in your head

Most Honored Listener · Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:14 am

remember I said it was a lesser ok LESSER known and of course most are going to come up as elder scrolls but I am still very certain that it is a racist term or at least at one point was.

Torrello · Post by **Torrello** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:26 am

Most Honored Listener wrote:remember I said it was a lesser ok LESSER known and of course most are going to come up as elder scrolls but I am still very certain that it is a racist term or at least at one point was.

Lesser, as in only you

Most Honored Listener · Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:44 am

or maybe just, not you?

LordyLordy · Post by **LordyLordy** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:38 pm

I once heard of a local education authority that banned the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears for being racist. (The girl being this blonde haired white girl and the three bears being.......well.......brown...duh

I think the world has gone mad when perfectly harmless statements/names are branded rascist.

Though as a ginger haired guy I do find the word "Red" offensive. Maybe the name could be changed to "Politicalycorrectguard"..though that doesn't exactly skip off the toungue

Kavatch99 · Post by **Kavatch99** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:28 pm

I get in a fight with the Bruma guards and when I'm one more strike away from dying, I jump and get shot out of the air with an arrow. As my lifeless body falls on the ground, one of them goes up to me and says:

"Oh my goodness, excuse me sir, are you all right?"

Um, let's see...I have arrows in me and I'm not really moving, so NO, I'm not all right! XD!!!

Also, you know the utmost irony? Jauffree said the Amulet of Kings would be safe with him, but look what happened to it! If only he had allowed the player to keep the amulet, then the while Oblivion Invasion would not have happen. (Of course, the main quest would have only been like 5 mintes...)

TEScLiCHe · Post by **TEScLiCHe** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:00 pm

I nailed Rufio with an arrow to the door to his room

sorry Xbox user..no pics

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:47 pm

u mean just like in the crackdown expansion with the crossbow?

TEScLiCHe · Post by **TEScLiCHe** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:03 pm

umm dont have Crackdown,but i imagine so..

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:06 pm

oh, well i can't explain it u just have to c for yourself!

Most Honored Listener · Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:33 pm

I love it when people say very mean things when you walk by but when you talk to them they seem like your best friend

spovz · Post by **spovz** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:34 am

Borba gra-Uzgash in Cheydinhal who owns Borba's Goods and Stores is so nice to me when I am buying stuff but when I leave she's like "Leave me alone!" What a jerk!

Most Honored Listener · Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:08 am

she is the head of the local skooma gang

Kavatch99 · Post by **Kavatch99** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:41 am

I just love it when I'm pounding on the Orcs in Chendyhall who thinks they're so tough, and then they run like a little girl while saying: "Run awaaaay!" So I hunt them down and send their soul to Sithis! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Of course, that's when I'm playing an evil character, my good character won't do that. (I may make him do the DB after he does the Arena like all that fighting messed up his head and then he becomes evil)

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:29 pm

Now that you mention it, I was fighting some NPC's (in a cave I think), and they took off, and one of them said "Run Away". I thought I was hearing things, but they said it again.

I don't remember where, or what quest I was on. It was funny though.

Most Honored Listener · Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:55 pm

Kavatch99 wrote:I just love it when I'm pounding on the Orcs in Chendyhall who thinks they're so tough, and then they run like a little girl while saying: "Run awaaaay!" So I hunt them down and send their soul to Sithis! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Of course, that's when I'm playing an evil character, my good character won't do that. (I may make him do the DB after he does the Arena like all that fighting messed up his head and then he becomes evil)

good character?? I'm bad to the bone Sithis is my birth dad and the night mother is my mom