Favorite Quotes

Most Honored Listener · Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:40 pm

favorite funny quote from a NPC
favorite out of place quote from a NPC (like someone walking up to someone else and saying "I can't talk now")
and last but not least your favorite over all quote

favorite funny quote: Dar Jee- "I'm a khajiit in disguise. You want to see me lick my butt?"

favorite out of place quote: Glarthir- upon walking up to a guard at its post " I can't talk to you right now, good bye."

Favorite overall quote: Dark brotherhood Murderer- pretty much anything they say before you ask them to follow you it fun to watch them stutter.

Elzar · Post by **Elzar** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:12 am

I've fought mud crabs fiercer than you!

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:44 pm

Elzar wrote:I've fought mud crabs fiercer than you!

Especially when they are fighting mudcrabs

Ts198 · Post by **Ts198** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:35 pm

god thats hilarious lol, the first time that happened it cracked me up, and it still does!!

bradleemilk · Post by **bradleemilk** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:34 pm

M'aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not.

M'aiq the Lier.

r · Post by r » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:42 pm

Some of my favourites...

"That girl won't be seeing her 6th birthday! Ha ha ha ha!" - The Orc in the Dark Brotherhood, I can't remember his name.

"The Daedric Prince of Order. Or is it biscuits...? No, order" - Lord Sheogorath.

"Fribble! Just fribble!" - Bolwing

"If you hit me again I'll kill you" - Jauffre

And of course the classic...

"Wasn't much of a speech, was it?"

Most Honored Listener · Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:51 pm

that orc is just EVIL :twisted: :twisted: does that mean I took on his evilness when I killed him? :twisted: :evil:

Ts198 · Post by **Ts198** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:54 pm

yup, now that five year old is going to be seeing you before she dies.. muhahaha :twisted:

Most Honored Listener · Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:37 pm

thats something you can never find any children in oblivion its all adults

Mayong Mistmoore · Post by **Mayong Mistmoore** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:24 pm

The priest at Shogoraths shrine (the dark elf), when you are about to leave.
"Good bye then, be on your way, make tracks, bugger of...ruun for your liife...and have a nice day!!!"

Most Honored Listener · Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:27 pm

didn't a guy from that shrine also say he wishes he had a baby so he could eat it?

Mayong Mistmoore · Post by **Mayong Mistmoore** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:29 pm

Yeah, its the Nord who don't wear pants.
"I wish there were children here. Scrumpteous, darling little children. I haven't eaten for months."

All of the Sheogorath followers are hilarious.

Most Honored Listener · Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:32 pm

while on the topic of the deadric shrines in Hircine's shrine I believe there is a khajiit that is for some reason essential does anyone know why?

bradleemilk · Post by **bradleemilk** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:50 pm

The only quest related follower i know of is the master conjuration trainer at molag bal's shrine.

Most Honored Listener · Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:03 pm

is it a khajiit?

Mayong Mistmoore · Post by **Mayong Mistmoore** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:56 am

No, its a Dark Elf.

Most Honored Listener · Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:59 pm

then I wonder why this guy was essential

spovz · Post by **spovz** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:14 pm

"We is most pleased... eth... ified."

~Lord Rugdumph

billman · Post by **billman** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:23 pm

There is always one npc at the shrines that require an offering to tell you what the offering is. be kind of a shame if that one died, all the hardcore RPers would have to "break immersion" and look on a web site to find out the offering.

r · Post by r » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:04 pm

spovz wrote:"We is most pleased... eth... ified."

~Lord Rugdumph

I'd forgotten about him!

"I am fearsome that my daughter may have been apprehensive"

"Proceedeth most urgentlike"

godoftheisles1 · Post by **godoftheisles1** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:56 pm

"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't beli-" -Adoring Fan (the rest is cut off cause i got annoyed of him, so I just killed him)

"This calls for a celebration! Cheese for everyone!" -Sheogorath

Most Honored Listener · Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:27 pm

godoftheisles1 wrote:"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't beli-" -Adoring Fan (the rest is cut off cause i got annoyed of him, so I just killed him)

"This calls for a celebration! Cheese for everyone!" -Sheogorath

I like to let him really get to me then I push him off dive cliff

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:33 am

billman wrote:There is always one npc at the shrines that require an offering to tell you what the offering is. be kind of a shame if that one died, all the hardcore RPers would have to "break immersion" and look on a web site to find out the offering.

actually, that NPC is essential

billman · Post by **billman** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:51 am

ace62394 wrote:
billman wrote:There is always one npc at the shrines that require an offering to tell you what the offering is. be kind of a shame if that one died, all the hardcore RPers would have to "break immersion" and look on a web site to find out the offering.
actually, that NPC is essential

actually, that was my point, i guess sarcasm is wasted without a smiley?

Most Honored Listener · Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:03 am

dark brotherhood murder: "hrmmph, better them than me." when you kill someone while they are watching love it when the murderer is talking with the guy then I slice him down.