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http://www.theplasticsurgerychannel.com ... h-ham.html

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video ... m.wsb.html

Am I cruel to be laughing my you-know-what off? :lol:
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I'd be hypocritical if I were to say anything other than "no".
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CNN Report wrote:Our friend Paula Deen is recovering today after being hit in the face by a flying ham.
ROFLMFAO :D
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Image

THAT IS EPIC, I hate Paula Deen.
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scribbane wrote:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Image

THAT IS EPIC, I hate Paula Deen.
Her gross misuse of the English language irks me... :Angry:
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mptrj wrote:
scribbane wrote:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Image

THAT IS EPIC, I hate Paula Deen.
Her gross misuse of the English language irks me... :Angry:
i have heard southern accents, but come on, there is no way that that is authentic. And she's so proud of it too. I left my TV on one night, Food Network cuz its cool, and woke up to: "HEY Y'ALL", it was the worst thing I can imagine waking up to. Not really, but you get the idea.
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I support throwing things at Paula Deen, I really do. She always looked like some creepy plastic robot to me.
... and you know, I don't actually have an Orc character.
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No one got the money shot!? :shock: :Angry:
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scribbane wrote:
mptrj wrote:
scribbane wrote:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Image

THAT IS EPIC, I hate Paula Deen.
Her gross misuse of the English language irks me... :Angry:
i have heard southern accents, but come on, there is no way that that is authentic. And she's so proud of it too. I left my TV on one night, Food Network cuz its cool, and woke up to: "HEY Y'ALL", it was the worst thing I can imagine waking up to. Not really, but you get the idea.
Actually, she has a pretty decent accent. They get worse as you move on down south. They're not too bad in Oklahoma, they're a bit worse in Texas, but when you get into the MAG states, it's like someone shot the populace full of morphine and their tongues stopped working.

"Haaeyyy y'all! Ah wuz juhst loohkin' aht mah pic-terr in thuh meer-er, ayund gyess wuht ah faouhnd?"

I think it has to do with Creole mixing with English.
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Jpot wrote:
CNN Report wrote:Our friend Paula Deen is recovering today after being hit in the face by a flying ham.
ROFLMFAO :D

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Personally, though, I would rather see her get knocked out full by a Turducken.
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Wolf wrote:Personally, though, I would rather see her get knocked out full by a Turducken.
let me see, 200 points for that thought, and an additional thousand for simply using the word turducken...simply wonderful
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But the question is, where did our famed ham run off to? I demand an encore!
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T PoPTartZz T wrote:...I demand an encore!
Yeah, when pigs fly.





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Wolf wrote:I think it has to do with Creole mixing with English.
and here I always thought it was inbreeding-induced ...
"that? that's not an exploit ... that's a FEATURE ... "
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Re: Paula Deen VS Ham

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It's Karma :P
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ace62394 wrote:It's Karma :P
Karma breeds incoherent language? This might explain today's definition of "rap"...
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T PoPTartZz T wrote:...I demand an encore!
Yeah, when pigs fly.





Oh, wait...
And should Paula require a stunt double, I volunteer Martha Stewart.
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Re: Paula Deen VS Ham

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Or perhaps Heidi Montag. NBC's Tonight Show audience FTW!
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