Secrets...

[Sonixboom]

i actually had to think bout the meat joke, gj all you pervy UESP members

[Wolf]

Wow, apparently some members, here, didn't already know that I was gay.

*mutters something about being blind, deaf, and dumb*

Right, well; I guess satire does include a prerequisite knowledge of the target.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.



(sorry)

You really gotta stop apologizing all over the place when it comes to potentially offensive topics. Digression is, after all, the soul of wit.

[nyk45]

Oh my god.

Oh my god.



(sorry)

You really gotta stop apologizing all over the place when it comes to potentially offensive topics. Digression is, after all, the soul of wit.

I don't do it that much. I apologize for apologizing.

[Vivec's Tears]

EDIT: I GET IT NOW. *points out that i had not thought of such a thing, and that vivik now has a dirty mind*

I knew you'd eventually think of it, so I had to save the rest of the UESP.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.



(sorry)

I think you got it

[mptrj]

On Topic: I've played Morrowind, but only for about 15 minutes (I own neither an xbox or a pc, so I can't play it, but at least I want it...) at my uncle's house (Uncle Crassius, of course )... This is probably some sort of record for least amount of time spent playing Morrowind!

Off Topic: I got the meat joke, after about 10 seconds.
Double Off Topic: Would having Uncle Crassius as an actual uncle be awesome or creepy?

[Vivec's Tears]

.
Double Off Topic: Would having Uncle Crassius as an actual uncle be awesome or creepy?

Both.

[Agares]

Another secret: I can both juggle and make balloon animals, if I get fired from my job at Yamato's Steakhouse I could be a Carnie...

[The Raven]

When I was little, I thought UK was Ukraine...

No, I'm not American.

[mptrj]

When I was little, I thought UK was Ukraine...

No, I'm not American.

[kidding!]Wait, are you saying UK doesn't mean Ukraine!?! [/kidding!]

By little, I hope you mean about five years old or less.

[The Raven]

Uhm, I was a bit older than that

[Dogmantra]

Uhm, I was a bit older than that

You're twelve. You were little last week. Narrow it down.

[Kestral]

Uhm, I was a bit older than that :P

You're twelve. You were little last week. Narrow it down.

He still has yet to encounter puberty at level 13.

[PineconeKing]

lol. he's late. i encountered puberty at level 11.

[randomfrog]

lol. he's late. i encountered puberty at level 11.

Mmmmkay....

Anyway, my secret is.... I can't really think of any right now...

[The King]

lol. he's late. i encountered puberty at level 11.

That must have been awkward.

[The Tom]

lol. he's late. i encountered puberty at level 11.

You game hacker; that perk only becomes available at level 13.

[mptrj]

lol. he's late. i encountered puberty at level 11.

You game hacker; that perk only becomes available at level 13.

Actually, depending on your class, you can get that perk any time between level 11 & 15!

[picorix]

lol. he's late. i encountered puberty at level 11.

You game hacker; that perk only becomes available at level 13.

Actually, depending on your class, you can get that perk any time between level 11 & 15!

and if you're especially advanced, you can obtain some of the basics at as low as level 6! Or so I hear

[The Raven]

Uhm, I was a bit older than that

You're twelve. You were little last week. Narrow it down.

He still has yet to encounter puberty at level 13.

@Dogmantra! .... woooow like chill dude....omg just chill out like, dude ....[/american]

@Kestral, shut your festering gob, you fart. We need to talk on MSN someday. Kessie McKessKess.

[nyk45]

@Kestral, shut your festering gob, you fart. We need to talk on MSN someday. Kessie McKessKess.

Just add him.

[email protected]

[The King]

@Dogmantra! .... woooow like chill dude....omg just chill out like, dude ....[/american]

@Kestral, shut your festering gob, you fart. We need to talk on MSN someday. Kessie McKessKess.

American? Maybe if your a stereotypical Californian.

[Kestral]

American? Maybe if your a stereotypical Californian.

Coincidentally, I've never heard a Californian say that; must be Texan or New Yorker or something.

[Boethiah's Hunger]

What kind of Texan talks like that? The stereotype for Texans is that we ride horses to school and everyone lives on a farm miles away from each other.

@Dogmantra! .... woooow like chill dude....omg just chill out like, dude ....[/american]

@Kestral, shut your festering gob, you fart. We need to talk on MSN someday. Kessie McKessKess.

Seriously, no one talks like that anymore. Not even New Yorkers. I think that dim-witted beachgoers and abusers would be the best fit for saying that stuff.

[RobotNixon]

What kind of Texan talks like that? The stereotype for Texans is that we ride horses to school and everyone lives on a farm miles away from each other.

@Dogmantra! .... woooow like chill dude....omg just chill out like, dude ....[/american]

@Kestral, shut your festering gob, you fart. We need to talk on MSN someday. Kessie McKessKess.

Seriously, no one talks like that anymore. Not even New Yorkers. I think that dim-witted beachgoers and abusers would be the best fit for saying that stuff.

Based on the people I've met on Steam,
those people live in California and are
usually addicted to some illicit substance.

Kestral is just a big festering gob of a fart of wannabe troll.

[Kestral]

Based on the people I've met on Steam,
those people live in California and are
usually addicted to some illicit substance.

Kestral is just a big festering gob of a fart of wannabe troll.

Well look who's talking!

No one in California talks like that- and Steam is about as a reliable as a drug addict who can't hold a job or a dime in his pocket.

You don't live in California, you can't say.