If You Could Get A Pet in Oblivion (All Living Things)

[chromalfean]

prior maborel's paint horse, er ... wait ...

[Kaelan Corvinus]

Minotaur Lord!!!!!

That would rock!!!
His name would be Bob.

Example:

PC: *steals sword from the weapon rack*
Owner: Stop!!! Thief!!!!
Guard: *rushes into the store* Alright, criminal scum!!!
PC: I think you should talk to Bob, before you say anything else.
Guard: *snorts* Who's Bob, peasant?
PC: Bob is my friend. Bob is my protector. Bob is my companion.
Guard: Listen, I don't care how much money Bob has. You're still gonna have to pay the fine or go to jail. *grabs his sword*
PC: I wouldn't do that. Bob is angry. Bob is going to kill you.
Guard: Bob can kiss my---
PC: Bob is standing right behind you.
Guard: *turns slowly around to see a Minotaur Lord with a glass warhammer in one hand and the head of the shopowner in the other hand.*
PC: Bob is very angry with you.
Guard: *wetting himself* H---H--Hi, B--B--Bob.
PC: *walks around to Bob* I'll be waiting outside Bob.
Bob: *nods*

[Delarge]

the legendary spectral mudcrab in Mankar Camorans paradise

[mptrj]

A Xivilai! They look so absolutely cuddly, and murderous.... Maybe Anaxes?

[King Acunasti]

I'd get an imp, a scamp, or a wolf. And if it was possible, I'd have a minotaur slave

[Tom]

I see that someone has already mentioned Porkchop. He would be my choice - a good fighter and a cool boar makes for a great pet.