Ironic stuff

[Most Honored Listener]

post it all if its ironic strange weird off the wall or just plain entertaining
post it nothing is off topic here I'm going to repeat that ....NOTHING IS OFF TOPIC!!! ok

[Gandolf828]

i wish the npcs spam you more.

[Most Honored Listener]

are you the kind of person that spends there time talking to the adoring fan?

[Gandolf828]

once i pushed him off dive rock aand he never came back *crys*

[Most Honored Listener]

never came back?? when I pushed him off he didn't die he just sat kinda stuck half in the mountain I had to slide down the slope and talk to him to get him back

[Gandolf828]

well i never found he body he never followed me so i guess he is dead and never respawned

[Most Honored Listener]

are you running on a PC?

[Elzar]

Watching an Imperial City guard fight a mud crab and go "I've fought mud crabs fiercer than you!"

[Ts198]

LOL! now thats funny

[bradleemilk]

When i summoned a daedra lord and hit it 3 times in the arcane university, all the apprentes's stripped off their clothes and attacked the daedra lord, when he died some naked woman scolar came up to me and said "you don't look so good"

[Codex]

...some naked woman scolar came up to me and said "you don't look so good"

Have you maybe forgotten to add "vampire" in your sig? As a vamp, people say such things to you all the time.

[Ts198]

o yea and since nothing is off topic here i have to say this : SCHOOLS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Most Honored Listener]

lucky my school administrators must be vamparic deadric lords or something because we don't get out for another couple weeks and for the next year we get our schedule the day after school starts which makes the first day very interesting with filled halls of unmoving people.

and you got to love it when someone says some insult while your fighting them right before you give the the finishing blow

[bradleemilk]

...some naked woman scolar came up to me and said "you don't look so good"

Have you maybe forgotten to add "vampire" in your sig? As a vamp, people say such things to you all the time.

I'm aware why she called me it as i was developing vampirism for the 1st time, the thing is it was ironic that "you don't look so good"... "you look naked"

[bradleemilk]

lucky my school administrators must be vamparic deadric lords or something because we don't get out for another couple weeks

Try worshiping them more.

[JuggernauT]

Does anyone like the Masque of Clavicus Vile?

I think its ok, but I dont like helmets that cover your whole face like the Daedric helmet. My favorite helmet is definately the Imperial Horsemen Helmet.

[Most Honored Listener]

the mask is a waste of one of the best weapons in the whole game and doesn't it just like boost your speachcraft and personality?

[Most Honored Listener]

lucky my school administrators must be vamparic deadric lords or something because we don't get out for another couple weeks

Try worshiping them more.

ok if you combine all the deadric lords+ the mythic dawn + the dark brotherhood +the thieves guild +Glarthir from skingrad the combined evilness is nothing compared to my school

but really if I did that it would make me like a prep or jock either way im the opposite therefor by the laws of physics I can't warship them

[Logius]

During the Desolate Mine mission for the Fighter's Guild I was playing the role of "backup mage" by healing and casting the occassional offensive spell rather than risk getting into the thick of the fight and killing off one of the others. Nearing the end, they were all clustered together and - genius that I am - I figured that I'd help finish off the last two goblins with a couple of flame spells. Well, instead of a Spark-type spell I let loose a fireball and killed both my enemies and allies alike. Then I got to replay the mission because I forgot to save after clearing out each room. *sigh*

Stupid NPCs... :evil:

[bradleemilk]

Does anyone like the Masque of Clavicus Vile?

I think its ok, but I dont like helmets that cover your whole face like the Daedric helmet. My favorite helmet is definately the Imperial Horsemen Helmet.

Even though you do have to hand in Umbra for the Masque, i had began the quest before killing Umbra so it had a weight on it, so finding and enchanting a better and lighter weapon i ended up Handing in Umbra to Clavicus Vile and giving the Masque to Martin for the Blood of the Daedra quest. This helm is probably the most worthless and un-needed daedric artifact, so i think i made a good choice using it for the blood of the daedra

[bradleemilk]

During the Desolate Mine mission for the Fighter's Guild I was playing the role of "backup mage" by healing and casting the occassional offensive spell

Was this the quest that you had to send a shipment of weapons?

[Jeff]

Yes

[bradleemilk]

During the Desolate Mine mission for the Fighter's Guild I was playing the role of "backup mage" by healing and casting the occassional offensive spell

Was this the quest that you had to send a shipment of weapons?

In that case a trick is to pickpocket the leader and open the gate for yourself, then you can kill the goblins without any fear of having fail the quest. But be carefull as if they catch you pickpocketing you will be kicked out of the fighters guild.

[Most Honored Listener]

I swear those fighters guild guys should be essential durring that quest or at least they could act as a follower and ask if its clear to go

[Most Honored Listener]

ok new topic.......

I think someone is being racist in oblivion

why you ask ok there is a race called redguard which is a name for a black person farther more redguards are ...well some are black AND HAVE AFROS