This topic is so important to me that I'm breaking my post count of 1337 just to discuss Uncle Crassius.
He is, as many know, the greatest character from any videogame ever, and deserves our praise. What inspired him to start writing? Would you like to see some of his other works, such as The Dance of the Three Legged Guar in the next installment of the TES series? Would you like his autograph?
Discuss Uncle Crassius here!
The Life and Works of Crassius Curio
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Dogmantra
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The Life and Works of Crassius Curio
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Vivec's Tears
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Re: The Life and Works of Crassius Curio
I like Uncle C. The Lusty Argonian Maid was...well, better than some works nowadays. 
I think Doggy has had an affair with him.
I think Doggy has had an affair with him.
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Kestral
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Re: The Life and Works of Crassius Curio
Thought #1: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU AREN'T COOL ANYMORE! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thought #2: Who doesn't love their good ol' uncle?
Thought #2: Who doesn't love their good ol' uncle?
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Vivec's Tears
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Re: The Life and Works of Crassius Curio
He's very avuncular, give him that.Kestral wrote:Thought #1: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU AREN'T COOL ANYMORE! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thought #2: Who doesn't love their good ol' uncle?
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