Secrets...

[RobotNixon]

Um, no, descendants denote his offspring.
I am not descended from Adolf Hitler's offspring.
I am descended from his grandfather.

[The Most Unholy]

Nobody knows who Hitler's grandfather WAS.

[RobotNixon]

That makes one of us.

[Dark Lord Cam]

Two.

[RobotNixon]

That's cool. You're entitled to your opinion.
It's not like I'd get you to believe me anyways, so I really don't care.
You wanted a secret, and there you go.

[Dark Lord Cam]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler#Ancestry

Secret of mine
I have only seen my father twice in my entire life.

[RobotNixon]

Yep, that's him, Johann Georg Hiedler.

And technically Hitler didn't have any descendants
because Eva Braun never had his children!

But I am descended from Johann Georg Hiedler.

[Kestral]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler#Ancestry

Secret of mine
I have only seen my father twice in my entire life.

I would imagine having a former-dictator for a father in the Caribbean would be hard to visit, but all jokes aside, you poor thing.

[RobotNixon]

I agree with Kestral, that sucks.

[Dark Lord Cam]

My father has promised to comet his December but i am not sure i believe it.

Another secret.

I am not certain if i actually want him to come or not.

[RobotNixon]

Yeah, I felt that way about my mom for a while...

[Icyblaze13]

another secret about me... i am 17 but my brother is 41

[Kestral]

another secret about me... i am 17 but my brother is 41

How does that work‽

[RobotNixon]

Parents who have no problems with potency?

[Icyblaze13]

hes actually my half brother. Same mom, different dads

[ace62394]

That still doesn't answer our question.

[RobotNixon]

Looking at the spoiler automatically makes you a terrorist.

Spoiler:

I'm actually an FBI agent looking for threats against National Security.
By looking at this spoiler you have given the US Government grounds to
send you to a prison in Albania and "actively interrogate"
the ever loving crap out of you.
We know where you are.
Don't attempt to flee your home country.

And how is this offtopic if it's a secret Josjie?

[Josjie]

@RobotNixon,
Off-Topic Posting - Off-topic posting is not allowed. We won't give everyone who goes off-topic a warning but if it happens too often we'll send you a friendly reminder. If it really gets out of hand we will give you an official warning! There's a special thread for off-topic posts so if you really want to go off-topic, you can do it there.

Please try to stay on-topic ok? This is your first unofficial warning. Another warning and you'll get an official one.

It's nothing personal, it's just part of my duty as a mod here .

[RobotNixon]

Oh no my dear moderator, it IS personal...

Another Secret:

Spoiler:

I have a plan to kill every single person I know...

Nothing personal about that satement though, since EVERYONE is included...

POST 124!!!

[r]

Look, every other post in every single thread in the General section is made by you, and very few of them have anything interesting to say. You're starting to get on my nerves, and I imagine a lot of others feel the same. You'd do well to listen to Josjie's warning. Not every single post needs replying to, you know.

[RobotNixon]

To whom are you refering r?

Spoiler:

And it is true that I have a plan to kill everyone I know.
I have not told anyone this before this post.

[r]

To whom are you refering r?

Who do you think?

[RobotNixon]

To whom are you refering r?

Who do you think?

You're offtopic.

Spoiler:

I think r doesn't like me...

And I will no longer post in this thread.

[r]

Grow up.

[Vivec's Tears]

Hay, I have a secret:

Spoiler:

I think r's getting mad

And Josjie's gonna lock this if y'all don't get back on topic.