Secrets...

[RobotNixon]

Spoiler:

I get stupid around females. Occasionally.

[Vivec's Tears]

Spoiler:

I get stupid around females. Occasionally.

Really, you've quite proved that. Multiple times.

[leroybrown]

Not so much a secret so much as something you may not know about me but i fear im maturing rapidly. I always read the news, i am very politically opinionated, and no longer have interest in the things i used to. However i still do things like use my pool stick at the pool hall as an air guitar for when songs come on that i like, so im not fully mature at least.

Im not a jerk but some people may think so if they meet me on msn. The thing is is that im not trying to make any friends. That dosnt mean i will be rude, but i wont go out of my way to laugh at stupid jokes and if you say somethings stupid ill say so or ill generally ignore you. Its not me attacking anyone its just me expressing my opinion. If you arent too self-conscious then well get along great. If youre my friend ill do anything in the world to put a smile on your face and will be by your side when everyone abandons you.

[Dark Lord Cam]

Spoiler:

I think Ms. Tears is a psychopath...

Quite possible. But the real question is: do you know the definition of a psychopath?
I don't like babies either btw, they're scary.

I am the definition of a psychopath.

Prepare to hate me...

Spoiler: hide
I like hunting. I like shooting deer. I love eating them, RAW.

As long as you treat the animal with respect and use the meat i really dont care

EDIT:
secret number 4
I hate my mom's store.

[ace62394]

And what does your mom's store sell/do wrong that makes you not like it?

[Dark Lord Cam]

its a thrift store

and i hate it for many reasons.
including the many vagrants who enter trying to sell me "CD playahs!"

[RobotNixon]

Here's a cool secret about where I live:

Spoiler:

You can sometimes find nice TV's in thrift stores around here.
Someone gave away an LCD HDTV, 30 inches,
and my friend bought it for like $150.
Here's the kicker, the owners gave it away because
they couldn't figure out how to change it to the video input.

We gathered many lulz and countless hours of mind numbing Xbox 360
awesomeness from that escapade.

[ace62394]

Did you ever meet the fools?

[Dark Lord Cam]

haha

My mom has me to help prevent such silliness in our store.
(another reason i hate the place actually)

[RobotNixon]

Spoiler:

You don't really meet the previous owners of said item at Goodwill friend.
The donors just drop it off, sometimes at like 3 AM, and don't receive any money for it.
It's instances like this that allow me and
my friend to believe Jesus loves us more than other people.
Especially those who can't change the damn AV input...

[Leilah]

As opposed to Ms Tears and Mrs T, I like babies, although people think I can't stand them. And I'm surprisingly good with them.

[r]

On the subject of babies I pretty much hate anyone under the age of 14 outright, unless they're funny. All babies do is cry and poo everywhere. Kind of like Dogmantra.

[Coulsonji]

Oh SNAP!

Babies aren't exactly like Dogmantra though, sometimes they make you laugh.

Well, there's my first off-topic offence!
To make up for it here's a secret:

I stole $3 from my mums wallet when I was a little lad .

[Vivec's Tears]

Here's a cool secret about where I live:

Spoiler:

You can sometimes find nice TV's in thrift stores around here.
Someone gave away an LCD HDTV, 30 inches,
and my friend bought it for like $150.
Here's the kicker, the owners gave it away because
they couldn't figure out how to change it to the video input.

We gathered many lulz and countless hours of mind numbing Xbox 360
awesomeness from that escapade.

They sound like the new stage managers from the Phantom of the Opera.

"Tonight, we'll give you the TV, from act 3 of tonight's opera."

[Dogmantra]

Here's a secret:

Spoiler:

I hate you, r. You too, Coulsonji.

[r]

That's no secret.

[Yeepo]

and yeepo is a girl?!?!

yeah I didn't know yeepo is a girl jeez.

Oh, I apparently had a secret, even though I never intended it to be one.

I only have the extended edition of LotR for the Return of the King

You really should get the other ones, they are great!

Secrets or things you don't know about me...Let me think.

I've never had a crush, even a minor one, on someone, and that makes me slightly worried sometimes.

I don't like carrots.

I have a terrible memory, especially when it comes to names and faces.


I can't come up with anything else right now, but I'll be back...

[Vivec's Tears]

I only have the extended edition of LotR for the Return of the King

You really should get the other ones, they are great!

I plan to get it soon.

Oh, yeah. More secrets.

I've earned a surprising amount of money off of AdSense

I know someone who often forwards me email from the Prez! Awesome, right? Hint: He's a philosopher and scientist.

[leroybrown]

As opposed to Ms Tears and Mrs T, I like babies, although people think I can't stand them. And I'm surprisingly good with them.

Im actually really good with babies as well. I just talk to them like they are adults. I was over there not too long ago talking to the baby, "how you doing today? took a good nap i bet. I like your punk rock shirt thats pretty cool. You excited about halloween, i am" during this she started giggling. I was holding her a while ago and she started pulling on my hair "some people dont like that how would you like it if i pulled your hair?" of course she dosnt really have any but i acted like i was, grabbing her little bits of hair and she started giggling.

[RobotNixon]

DON'T READ THIS!
American National Security is at Stake!

Spoiler:

I have blood relations with both Adolf Hitler and George Washington.
Also, my Great Grandfather worked on the Atomic Bomb they dropped on Hiroshima.
If I no longer frequent these forums,
it is because Uncle Sam has taken me to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

[Kestral]

DON'T READ THIS!
American National Security is at Stake!

Spoiler:

I have blood relations with both Adolf Hitler and George Washington.
Also, my Great Grandfather worked on the Atomic Bomb they dropped on Hiroshima.
If I no longer frequent these forums,
it is because Uncle Sam has taken me to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Right, and my great-grandfather was Mussolini, my uncle is Chuck Norris, and my other great-grandfather was Eric Blair.

[RobotNixon]

You can believe what you want to believe Kestral.

[The Most Unholy]

I believe Hitler's family has something like 10 living descendants. As in all his cousins, nephews, nieces, siblings. All that. The chance you are one of those few is incredibly small.

[RobotNixon]

I'm not a direct descendant, I'm a distant blood relative.

[The Most Unholy]

Note, descendants. As in people sharing his blood.