Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Mon May 14, 2007 1:28 am

RaXioN wrote:And a very enoying glitch is when you get stuck in rocks and in doors. you just jumping around and you jump into the wrong rock and stuck, cant do nothing but load your last save.

or, if your outdoors, you can fast-travel

Lloyd DeVirr · Post by **Lloyd DeVirr** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:22 pm

One fine, snowy day, my Warrior was taking a runnin' stroll outside Bruma, looking for that fake-a** "vampire hunter", that Dunmer. Then I encountered two Legion Foresters fighting over a deer - seriously. there was one dead deer a few feet away from both of them, with a few arrows sticking out, and then two Legion Foresters shooting at each other with their bows :twisted: it took three minutes before one of them prevailed, and took off without a single sound. Then, guess what? Two or three zones later, I found bloody two other Foresters fighting again =D this time, I sent an arrow into the back of one of them, killing him where he stood. And again, the other Forester diden't mourn the death, and neither did he mind me steal from the dead man.

O, the stupidness of the Imperial Legionaries. How did they EVER manage to conquer all of Tamriel with THAT kind of attitude towards each other?

Snake33 · Post by **Snake33** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:34 pm

hahha , poor chancelor ocato and uriel septim

Narv · Post by **Narv** » Thu May 17, 2007 10:41 pm

I saw that a few guys mentioned the City Swimmer. So, I was looking for her/him in Bravil because she teaches Sneak. So after a few minutes I found her home. I entered her house and I saw she was sitting at her table but as I walk up to her she just drops dead of her chair lol. I was like

NOOOOOO WHY GOD WHY. Now is there anybody else who can teach me sneak?

bradleemilk · Post by **bradleemilk** » Thu May 17, 2007 11:00 pm

This isnt exactly funny but apparently this happens alot, after i'd just finished clearing out a fort near imperial city i saw a watchman go by on his horse, he says "speak, citizen" but when i talked to him he says "it's all over criminal"

and i WASNT in sneak mode.

bradleemilk · Post by **bradleemilk** » Thu May 17, 2007 11:03 pm

Also a great past-time is to hit an imperial guard on a horse with a paralysing weapon, he falls to the ground still on his horse, the horse is obviously dead and all of a sudden you get attacked by thin air, as if the guardsman is after you but the graphics is still displaying him paralysed.

Kavatch99 · Post by **Kavatch99** » Fri May 18, 2007 12:02 am

Just today, I killed three IC guards and a popup said I was suspended from the Mages Giuld. Um, how? I never stole anything from the Mages Giuld and those guards weren't battlemages...

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Fri May 18, 2007 1:37 am

According to the wiki, hitting your horse will get you suspended from the guild

And if you ever stole something (looting fellow mages bodies also count as stealing), it may take a long while before you get the suspension popup.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri May 18, 2007 4:08 am

another mage's guild thing; i was doing the anvil reccomendation, so i fired an arrow at (SPOILER)

the one elf that was killing the merchants. the millisecond before it hits her, one of the battlemages get hit and die

i guess they were suicidal and have good timing.

nadeem113 · Post by **nadeem113** » Fri May 18, 2007 5:18 pm

My favourite thing is to attack a mage guild guard, (while archmage of mages guild) then lure them into the arcane academy. the other students and scholars go nuts casting spells to defend me and tear the guard apart

Most Honored Listener · Fri May 18, 2007 10:19 pm

nadeem113 wrote:My favourite thing is to attack a mage guild guard, (while archmage of mages guild) then lure them into the arcane academy. the other students and scholars go nuts casting spells to defend me and tear the guard apart

I love doing that too I put on the gray cowl in the imperial city then run across the walk way to the Arcane University by that time I have about 5 guards following me lead em in and its a blood fest with a payoff of a few enchanted daggers from fallen mages and a good number of mages hoods from the battle mages

Trizzip · Post by **Trizzip** » Sat May 19, 2007 3:07 am

Doing the Slaughterfish Quest at Weye, I killed the fish by walking on the water, using life detect to find the fish, then blasting them with a lightning spell.

The odd thing that would happen would be that from time to time, the fish would jump out of the water and just float in the air over the water by about 12 feet or so and not move. I wouldnt be able to harm them when they were doing this and the only way I could get the fish to go back into the water would be to dive down into the water myself, then they would follow.

bradleemilk · Post by **bradleemilk** » Sun May 20, 2007 4:00 am

Trizzip wrote:Doing the Slaughterfish Quest at Weye, I killed the fish by walking on the water, using life detect to find the fish, then blasting them with a lightning spell.

The odd thing that would happen would be that from time to time, the fish would jump out of the water and just float in the air over the water by about 12 feet or so and not move. I wouldnt be able to harm them when they were doing this and the only way I could get the fish to go back into the water would be to dive down into the water myself, then they would follow.

But isn't that quest made so the slaughterfish can't move or attack?

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:26 pm

Certainly not. I almost got my ass bitten off when I first did that quest

myko-101 · Post by **myko-101** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:40 pm

I went to sleep to do Through a Nightmare, Darkly and forgot that I had killed an innocent person since I had last slept and hadn't begun the Dark Brotherhood sloryline

So when I 'woke' up, Lucien Lechance was talking to me in Henantier's Dreamworld

Whilst Henantier was talking to me in his own dream world, Lucien was inviting me to join the Brotherhood

I think it just shows how powerful the Dark Brotherhood and the Night Mother that they can actually invade peoples minds and their dreams...

:twisted: BE WARNED! :twisted:

Most Honored Listener · Sun May 20, 2007 6:18 pm

I was swimming in the bay by Bravil then all of a sudden my breath bar went empty I checked and I still had an active water breathing potion very strange

Most Honored Listener · Mon May 21, 2007 1:14 am

I was feeling crazy so I jumped off the top of a deadric tower

the weird thing is I felt no damage even after the fall

Most Honored Listener · Mon May 21, 2007 1:16 am

I was feeling crazy so I jumped off the top of a deadric tower

the weird thing is I felt no damage even after the fall

Most Honored Listener · Fri May 25, 2007 3:36 am

mmmm sorry for so many posts but some weird stuff has be happening

I had the gray cowl on while I was walking down a road all I came to a highwayman but instead of the usual line of "give me 200 gold"!
he acted like a member of the thieves guild said what an honor it was to meet me and now behaves like a NPC even if I take the cowl off I can still talk with him without any death threats

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:38 pm

I had just teleported to a Fort, and was attacked by, and killed two skellingtongs. Then I get a message that I am expelled from the Mages Guild. It's a pure good charater, no bounties, no murders, no pickpockets, no stolen items. I haven't done the Thieves or DB Quests.

Most Honored Listener · Fri May 25, 2007 11:34 pm

you sure one ok the skeletons wasn't a summoned creature by a battle mage of something?

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Sat May 26, 2007 2:31 am

jeff wrote:I had just teleported to a Fort, and was attacked by, and killed two skellingtongs. Then I get a message that I am expelled from the Mages Guild. It's a pure good charater, no bounties, no murders, no pickpockets, no stolen items. I haven't done the Thieves or DB Quests.

Do you know what fort?

Don't necessarily mean to question u. Tho, when I read Most Honored Listeners' post I thought that just maybe there was a mages guild person there?

Most Honored Listener · Sat May 26, 2007 4:23 am

Bear wrote:
jeff wrote:I had just teleported to a Fort, and was attacked by, and killed two skellingtongs. Then I get a message that I am expelled from the Mages Guild. It's a pure good charater, no bounties, no murders, no pickpockets, no stolen items. I haven't done the Thieves or DB Quests.
Do you know what fort?

Don't necessarily mean to question u. Tho, when I read Most Honored Listeners' post I thought that just maybe there was a mages guild person there?

there is Fathis's tower and the two forts where the traitor mages reside for one of the last arcane university quests the mages don't turn into necromancers until you get to the first part of the quest

Undead(-)Necro · Post by **Undead(-)Necro** » Sat May 26, 2007 5:26 pm

in the DB you have to kill that traveling merchent (that black hand member) well. in my save he got killed by the guards for no reason

Most Honored Listener · Mon May 28, 2007 6:36 pm

ok you know those weird spinning mines in the planes of oblivion that shoot fire at you well I'm not sure what I did but now every single on goes up then brakes so I can freely stand next to one and not get damaged