I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
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I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
This is probably going to come as a shocker to some of you and a big who cares moments to others...ok so here it goes everything some of you know about me as a complete lie...im not russian im American im only fourteen and im going through a difficult time of my life right now and i thought as might well come clean to you guys. I've know most of you for a long time now and if your willing to forgive me I would like to get to play some Xbox live some time, but if you want me to go away because i've lied to you for as long as i have...I understand and I will leave and never return. Thanks for all the good times. Oh and if you forgive me I will return for good. Thanks for your time....
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
You sir seem to be a successful troll. But troll's remorse has gotten the better of you.
Or, you're a super troll and are trolling further by pretending to be a 14 year old American
whilst kicking back and hanging with your fellow Ex-KGB agents who now work for
the Albanian Slave Trade. I'm on to you, you dirty Commie.
Your luck has run out, da comrade?
But seriously, what have you done so horrible?
99.9% of people on the internet do the exact same thing.
You have committed no grave and unforgivable sin. Lighten up.
Or, you're a super troll and are trolling further by pretending to be a 14 year old American
whilst kicking back and hanging with your fellow Ex-KGB agents who now work for
the Albanian Slave Trade. I'm on to you, you dirty Commie.
Your luck has run out, da comrade?
But seriously, what have you done so horrible?
99.9% of people on the internet do the exact same thing.
You have committed no grave and unforgivable sin. Lighten up.
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
well thank you I guess
but the thing is i've know most of these people for a while now and I thought I atleast oh them the truth.
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Just don't sweat it. It'll blow over.WolfGang IceEye wrote:well thank you I guessbut the thing is i've know most of these people for a while now and I thought I atleast oh them the truth.
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
It's perfectly fine Wolfgang; I hold nothing against you. If you're not Russian, well then, you aren't. We can't blame you for who you are. I mean, does this make you much of a different Wolfgang? To me, your still the same ol' Wolfgang I first met.
We've all told our lies, surely. But, if Dogmantra is actually 33 and lives in a basement, I wouldn't treat him differently. If Vivec was a man living in Tampa, Florida, I would treat her differently.
You shouldn't beat yourself up, this is a place where you shouldn't have to feel bad for hiding something. We all have our inner demons, and we all have our skeletons in the closet.
We've all told our lies, surely. But, if Dogmantra is actually 33 and lives in a basement, I wouldn't treat him differently. If Vivec was a man living in Tampa, Florida, I would treat her differently.
You shouldn't beat yourself up, this is a place where you shouldn't have to feel bad for hiding something. We all have our inner demons, and we all have our skeletons in the closet.
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Except for me. My skeletons are in my back yard.
Just kidding.
Or am I?
You decide.
Just kidding.
Or am I?
You decide.
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Thats called puberty happens to all of us- jk I think I understand what mean thoughWolfGang IceEye wrote: im only fourteen and im going through a difficult time of my life right now
"I want to feel the pain and the bitter taste of the blood on my lips, again."
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
I think I got through the worst of it at maybe 12, or early 13.EquinGirl wrote:Thats called puberty happens to all of us- jk I think I understand what mean though :mrgreen: No worries!WolfGang IceEye wrote: im only fourteen and im going through a difficult time of my life right now
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Well said Kestral.
Wolfgang, it's normal to hide a part of who you are on the internet, that's why we have nicknames. I don't care if you're 14 years old or 40 and if you're from Russia or America. And I think nobody on this forum cares. The only thing that matters: are you a good contributor or not? Do you make these forums more fun, help people out or just post weird comments to make people laugh (I'm looking at you RobotNixon
).
Wolfgang, it's normal to hide a part of who you are on the internet, that's why we have nicknames. I don't care if you're 14 years old or 40 and if you're from Russia or America. And I think nobody on this forum cares. The only thing that matters: are you a good contributor or not? Do you make these forums more fun, help people out or just post weird comments to make people laugh (I'm looking at you RobotNixon
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Ah, the horrible voice cracking. You're lucky, Equin.Kestral wrote:I think I got through the worst of it at maybe 12, or early 13.EquinGirl wrote:Thats called puberty happens to all of us- jk I think I understand what mean thoughWolfGang IceEye wrote: im only fourteen and im going through a difficult time of my life right nowNo worries!
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Oh it's not that it's family troubles. 
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Do my weird comments not please you?Josjie wrote:Well said Kestral.
Wolfgang, it's normal to hide a part of who you are on the internet, that's why we have nicknames. I don't care if you're 14 years old or 40 and if you're from Russia or America. And I think nobody on this forum cares. The only thing that matters: are you a good contributor or not? Do you make these forums more fun, help people out or just post weird comments to make people laugh (I'm looking at you RobotNixon).
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
RobotNixon I absolutely love 99% of your postsRobotNixon wrote:Do my weird comments not please you?Josjie wrote:Well said Kestral.
Wolfgang, it's normal to hide a part of who you are on the internet, that's why we have nicknames. I don't care if you're 14 years old or 40 and if you're from Russia or America. And I think nobody on this forum cares. The only thing that matters: are you a good contributor or not? Do you make these forums more fun, help people out or just post weird comments to make people laugh (I'm looking at you RobotNixon).
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
i always knew you weren't Russian dude.
Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Besides, Wolfgang is a German name, Russia's enemy.
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Yeah, I've always been wondering why you said you lived in Russia while your IP says something else 
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Codex: Finding out where people live since whenever he became a mod.Codex wrote:Yeah, I've always been wondering why you said you lived in Russia while your IP says something else :wink:
And you never brought this to our attention? :x
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
I wouldn't worry about it. I am actually Pinkski, a 55-year-old Albanian ladyboy.
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
It really doesn't matter how old you are and where you live, as long as you are you. Eeh, that didn't make any sense, but I think you know what I mean. Hope things work out for you and your family. 
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
It really doesn't matter where you're from or how old you are. But being honest is good 
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
I honestly respect you more now that you've come out with this. It honestly doesn't matter where you're from though. I mean, most people on here don't even say where they're from at all, so lying is exactly the same as not saying anything.
Oh, and Kessie, that conversation was PRIVATE. We do not discuss my real age.
Oh, and Kessie, that conversation was PRIVATE. We do not discuss my real age.
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Hahahahar wrote:I wouldn't worry about it. I am actually Pinkski, a 55-year-old Albanian ladyboy.
I laughed
Doin my own, thang, and if you got a problem with that
Then the nina go bang, bang, and I'll be everywhere on the map - but
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Well, the fact that your American and almost my age sorta come as a shocker, but you haven't done anything unforgivable. My (good) opinion about you hasn't changed.
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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
How on earth do you come up with these scenarios?Kestral wrote:. If Vivec was a man living in Tampa, Florida, I would treat her differently.

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Re: I've got to get something of my chest guys (and gals....)
Wait, did it say 'would'? >.> I meant wouldn't*.Vivec's Tears wrote:How on earth do you come up with these scenarios?Kestral wrote:. If Vivec was a man living in Tampa, Florida, I would treat her differently.
