Family Guy!

[Dragour]

This thread is for family guy fans and anyone else really, the idea was sparked as soon as EquinGirl said it should be made and as being the nerdiest Family Guy fan here I thought I'd take the rights to make it ^^

[EquinGirl]

I don't know how much r watches it but we have to be the nerdiest

I just watched the one where Peter goes back in time to end screwing up his marriage with Lois. And Quagmire marrys her.

[Dragour]

I don't know how much r watches it but we have to be the nerdiest

I just watched the one where Peter goes back in time to end screwing up his marriage with Lois. And Quagmire marrys her.

Haha yeah and Osama (or the other guy?) was hiding in MadTv magazine

And the kids looked so.. creepy.

Oh and Lois bakes a pie then Quagmire walks in
"Hey lois I'm ready for your pie, and you made dessert too!?" haha it's amazing that all it took to prevent Quagmire becoming a *ahem* crazed psycho was just to go out with Lois =D


Well I have season 1-7, but the 8th isn't out here yet and the ninth has been playing on tv! I also have both movies which are awsome

Tom "What's the weather like out there Ollie?"
Ollie "Space weather!"

[r]

Ollie is such a legend!

"And now we go over to Ollie Williams' Cooking Corner. What you cooking, Ollie?"
"EGGO!"
"Thanks Ollie"

I couldn't possibly pick a favourite moment though - Peter out-farting Michael Moore? The Petercopter and the Hindenpeter? ("HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS?") Peter chasing Meg round the kitchen farting at her? Stewie with that massive bit of broken glass stuck in his head? "Did I mention that the tank is a tank?" "Sold!"? Cool Hwip? Peter's Christmas album? The monkey falling on the guy in Hiroshima? Yeah, too many good bits.

[Dragour]

*during the rainy storm*

Tom "So what's going on down there Ollie?"
Ollie "I'm at the wrong airport!"
Tom "That's great Ollie, where's your umbrella?"
Ollie "About six miles that way!"
Tom "Would you like us to bring you some soup?"
Ollie "Chicken soup!" (think it was chicken)


And then when they're slaves during the "Griffon Family History" episode

Tom "Now over to Ollie for the sea hole view"
Ollie "I think I saw a fish!"
Tom "thanks Ollie"

and when Ollie was giving away the puppy then they go on about Tom's VCR.

Oh and when Tom's son was 'found with drugs'

Olliie "He gon' get it!"

[r]

I love the one where he's stoned and they ask him what the weather's like, and he just goes "Not too bad" in a really mellow voice.

[leroybrown]

Is that the one with clinton? "griffin why are you naked in my house?" "Uh, why arent you?" "Youre all right griffin."

My favorite is when they had to steal bushs underwear. "Theres old man cheney guarding the house."

[Dragour]

Is that the one with clinton? "griffin why are you naked in my house?" "Uh, why arent you?" "Youre all right griffin."

No that was Lois' dad, when Peter was going to have *ahem* with Lois' mum to get revenge for her sleeping with clinton, then he comes rushing down and apologises, then your scene starts-and at the end Peter goes to see Clinton about what has happened... and those two end up in bed

[EquinGirl]

*during the rainy storm*

Tom "So what's going on down there Ollie?"
Ollie "I'm at the wrong airport!"
Tom "That's great Ollie, where's your umbrella?"
Ollie "About six miles that way!"
Tom "Would you like us to bring you some soup?"
Ollie "Chicken soup!" (think it was chicken)


And then when they're slaves during the "Griffon Family History" episode

Tom "Now over to Ollie for the sea hole view"
Ollie "I think I saw a fish!"
Tom "thanks Ollie"

and when Ollie was giving away the puppy then they go on about Tom's VCR.

Oh and when Tom's son was 'found with drugs'

Olliie "He gon' get it!"

You forgot one...Tom is dating Peter's mom
Tom: Now Ollie with the in-depth story
Ollie: Ladys old!!!

one of my favorite episodes

[The Raven]

I love the episode where he destroys the TV antenna, and because he's so addicted to TV, he makes a TV screen that he puts in front of himself. So when they learn that it was Peter who destroyed it, they get [&@%!] at him.
So when they walk up to him, wanting to smash his face in, he just says "Cool, I'm watching Beverly Hills"

[r]

Just heard that there's a Cleveland-based spin-off series which will begin airing next Sunday, which is nice. I love Cleveland, especially when his house gets destroyed in nearly every episode!

[Sonixboom]

i love family guy,

remember the one where pretends pretends to be a crackhead so he goes to rehab and the dog is there as a real addict.

LOLZ

also the one where stewy tries to kill the neighbor baby cause of its accent

-Sonix

[leroybrown]

Sometimes when i leave my friends house theyll be outside smoking or something. As i get the car started before i leave ill roll down the window and say, "hey ____, i disagree!" then ill drive off as fast as i can.

[r]

Sometimes when i leave my friends house theyll be outside smoking or something. As i get the car started before i leave ill roll down the window and say, "hey ____, i disagree!" then ill drive off as fast as i can.

I love that bit! And the British p0rn too - "Almost... almost... almost... There we go!"

[m@nyt1mes]

i loved* family guy, twas* my favorite show ever.
*then there was a period of no new episodesa for a few months and i got bored of reruns

[EquinGirl]

i loved* family guy, twas* my favorite show ever.
*then there was a period of no new episodesa for a few months and i got bored of reruns

What!?! are you crazy, tired of Family Guy, really

[m@nyt1mes]

i used to be the biggest fan ever, but it isnt funny after i have seen the same episode 30 times...it is a great show. much funnier than the simpons.
fun fact:
family guy: ~3 writers
simpsons: 10-15 writers

[Dragour]

i used to be the biggest fan ever

That has to be your worst lie yet, you being the biggest fan, several things are wrong- one is that you're not a funny person so you didn't absorb much from it XD and two, a die hard fan (which is lesser than the biggest!) would still be obsessed with family guy even after hundreds of repeats! I have seen almost every episode over thirty times, but I am still obsessed with it and can almost remember every episode, every line and joke.. just ask EquinGirl

[John117]

*during the rainy storm*

Tom "So what's going on down there Ollie?"
Ollie "I'm at the wrong airport!"
Tom "That's great Ollie, where's your umbrella?"
Ollie "About six miles that way!"
Tom "Would you like us to bring you some soup?"
Ollie "Chicken soup!" (think it was chicken)

Actually, it goes like this:

Tom:Whats going on down there Ollie?
Ollie:It's rainin' sideways!
Tom:That's great Ollie, where's your umbrella?
Ollie:Inside out, two miles away!
Tom:Do want us to bring you anything?
Ollie:Bring me some soup!
Tom:What kind?
Ollie:Chunky!

I believe you claimed you knew the most?

[EquinGirl]

Ollie "About six miles that way!"

Ollie:Inside out, two miles away!

bet both of you are wrong on this part, its 5 miles *sticks out tongue like 3 year-old*

[Dragour]

I believe you claimed you knew the most?

I was in a rush for several reasons!
1. it was 3am and if my mum woke I would have been dead XD
2. my puppy was trying to mutilate monkey (her toy) so I had to stop her
3. I was busting >_<

[apploud]

And who can forget "******* Nature, You scary", one of my favorite Family Guy moments.

[EquinGirl]

Anyone guess which one this is?


Peter: I feel chilled, Lois did you turn on the air conditioning?
Lois: Peter we don't have air conditioning*turns around to see his head was shaved into a mohawk*. Goddamnit Dylan shaved your head.
Peter: Oh damn it, well thank god I'm full of PlayDough*sqeezes PlayDough through is his head-fixes hair*

[r]

Anyone guess which one this is?


Peter: I feel chilled, Lois did you turn on the air conditioning?
Lois: Peter we don't have air conditioning*turns around to see his head was shaved into a mohawk*. [&@%!] Dylan shaved your head.
Peter: Oh damn it, well thank god I'm full of PlayDough*sqeezes PlayDough through is his head-fixes hair*

The one with Brian's son? I love the bit when Brian runs into the room going mental with that paper bag over his head!

[EquinGirl]

Yep that one.
Or the one when Meg becomes obsessed with him. She shakes the dog chow bag and you can hear his nails on the tile as he runs to get food. She whacks him over the head with the bag.

And who can forget "******* Nature, You scary", one of my favorite Family Guy moments.

At first I didn't know what you were talking about. I just watched that.
" Daamn watch that som' [&@%!] go" haha thats great