Ohh the pain...

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Well yesterday I was doing chores and we have an electric fence for the horse pen... and at first I made sure I didn't touch it and then I was going inside and ducked under the fence making sure it didn't touch me. Well it got me as I was standing and in mid-walk I collasped. My leg muscles froze as if some had just tied them together. then the day before that I stepped on a hot curling iron. And the day before that my dad's horse dragged me about 20ft as I walked it.
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EquinGirl wrote:Well yesterday I was doing chores and we have an electric fence for the horse pen... and at first I made sure I didn't touch it and then I was going inside and ducked under the fence making sure it didn't touch me. Well it got me as I was standing and in mid-walk I collasped. My leg muscles froze as if some had just tied them together. then the day before that I stepped on a hot curling iron. And the day before that my dad's horse dragged me about 20ft as I walked it.
OK, that hurts. >.>

But part of me still thinks Unholy holds the title as the most painful experience. I mean seriously, shooting, stabbing, and axing it.
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EquinGirl wrote:Well yesterday I was doing chores and we have an electric fence for the horse pen... and at first I made sure I didn't touch it and then I was going inside and ducked under the fence making sure it didn't touch me. Well it got me as I was standing and in mid-walk I collasped. My leg muscles froze as if some had just tied them together. then the day before that I stepped on a hot curling iron. And the day before that my dad's horse dragged me about 20ft as I walked it.
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leroybrown wrote:
EquinGirl wrote:Well yesterday I was doing chores and we have an electric fence for the horse pen... and at first I made sure I didn't touch it and then I was going inside and ducked under the fence making sure it didn't touch me. Well it got me as I was standing and in mid-walk I collasped. My leg muscles froze as if some had just tied them together. then the day before that I stepped on a hot curling iron. And the day before that my dad's horse dragged me about 20ft as I walked it.
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haha why?love horses? I have 3 though
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I was playing around with a hatchet I bought a few days prior trying to throw it into a tree(at 2 feet away, what a good idea that turned out to be). As I was throwing it, the tip made contact with the tree before I released it. As a result, my hand tensed up from being startled. And then I realized I hadn't thrown it, so I released it (too late)...straight into my foot while wearing open-toed sandals. I let out a string of words(if you could call them that) that would have made Satan Himself run to the farthest corner of hell to cower and wet himself like a frightened dog. Glad my dad didn't hear me.
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i get bitten alot by my sisters dog, but apart from that i've never really had anything really painful

Edit:I just remembered once i was hit in the nose with a hockey stick
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AnthonySmith22 wrote:i get bitten alot by my sisters dog, but apart from that i've never really had anything really painful

Edit:I just remembered once i was hit in the nose with a hockey stick
LOL, that reminds me of another one. ever bit a dog BACK? i got bit on the eyelid.
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I went through appendicitis(sp?) The actual surgery wasn't bad (i was gassed) but when the nurse had to change the dressing for the wound it felt like she was ripping open my stomach and stabbing my organs with a dull fork.
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Here's another of my pains I think I am still not fully recovered from, although it was back in January. I was so stressed I was not being able to eat any more, just the thought of food made me feel sick. And yet I was really hungry, I think I lived on minimum food (and that being mostly chicken soup) for a week or so before I got really sharp stomach pains and ended up doubling up in pain in the middle of class. That was when I decided to go talk to my professor, postpone my exams and go home and force myself to eat something. Luckily I started eating normally again soon after that, but for several months my stomach started aching again whenever I ate a meal later than normal. And for a long time I couldn't hold out a ballet class, one of my favourite hobbies, because I just didn't have the energy.

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I cracked my head open once...Don't ask how please.

Wanna know how?

I also had surgery. Sure it didn't hurt with since they knocked me out, but if they didn't, I'm sure it would have.
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broke my arm in 4 places. big bone snapped, lil bone broke like a V, and the growth plate got cracked in between them (no i dont ahve a tiny arm) :)

also dropped a gamecube on my toe

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When I was about 3, my sister dropped a big glass jar of honey on my foot.

Was a rather sticky situation.



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^sticky....sticky....sticky....
I blame the tele.

my appendix nearly burst once and i had to weight for four hours in pain with no pain meds for the doctors to finally start the operation.

Oh and i recently had all four of my wisdom teeth removed.
it was not a pleasant experience.
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Coulsonji wrote:When I was about 3, my sister dropped a big glass jar of honey on my foot.

Was a rather sticky situation.
I hate terrible puns like that.
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Ohh, dark lord, that's gotta hurt...
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