Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

[billyrage]

Riots are one of the things in Oblivion that I just can't get tired of.

[Hackattack]

I was once hunting in the moutains above bruma, and and I came across a few bandits. I finished all of them off except one, which fled towards the town. A imperial forester caught him and killed him in an arrow or two, but one missed and struck another forester somewhere! Then the two started shooting arrows at each other in a all out brawl. One ended up winning, barley though. Im lyeing at all, and I dont know how this happened. Mabye on of the aggrersions on the guards was a tad to high? I gone on rampages and guards have been hit by each other and not done anything. weird.

[Codex]

I was once hunting in the moutains above bruma, and and I came across a few bandits. I finished all of them off except one, which fled towards the town. A imperial forester caught him and killed him in an arrow or two, but one missed and struck another forester somewhere! Then the two started shooting arrows at each other in a all out brawl. One ended up winning, barley though. Im lyeing at all, and I dont know how this happened. Mabye on of the aggrersions on the guards was a tad to high? I gone on rampages and guards have been hit by each other and not done anything. weird.

This is actually a quite common sight. I still remember the first time I saw this. Walking over a hill, and then I saw two hunters shooting at eachother. At first I thought they might be fighting over a dead deer that was laying on the ground. It was not until later I discovered that those two were known for accidently bumping into eachother with arrows while trying to shoot the same deer.

[I_am_one]

The weirdest and funniest thing I have had happen to me is that one time I used a frenzy spell on all of the Mage Apprentices at the arcane university and they killed off all of the guards, and now every other day all of the apprentices and scholars battle with the respawning guards.

Same thing here. I just walk into the arcane university and all of the sudden, there's a dead body, and a mage or two with a deadric helmet.

Also, just today, I was doing the arcane university quest where you have to kill the vampire hunters in bloodcrust cave with full chameleon blasting them with lightning and fire, and found it weird/funny when they said "Must be seeing things" and "Must have been the wind" Yes. The cave wind shooting fire and lightning at you.

[shadow_of_sithis]

Riots are the best. I started a riot in the Mythic Dawn HQ. Watching them call each other non believers was quite entertaining.

true dat, thats what i did when i kept dying! i made them kill each other and i just walked right out off there!

[shadow_of_sithis]

Riots are the best. I started a riot in the Mythic Dawn HQ. Watching them call each other non believers was quite entertaining.

true dat, thats what i did when i kept dying! i made them kill each other and i just walked right out off there!

[God52495]

One time i got [&@%!] off at the Adoring Fan (darn my anger management issues!) and killed him to watch him fall off dive rock. Instead of just ragdolling off the edge he shot about 100 yards straight forward...and came back! Alive!! Then he started talking about how great I was again, what the hell is up with that?

[Yaije]

hmm. lets see.

Count Hassildor paid me a visit today, in the middle of the day outside a cave. He walked up, said hi and resumed talking with a random imperial forester, "you know, <names of single female countesses> run their cities just fien with out men" or something. Made no sense to me but I had a good laugh. Even worse was just down the road one of the women he mentioned as walking out of some bushes away from her entourage



what else. Everyone seems to greet me in my grey fox hood like this, "I thougth your were a saint, but you really just a sinner!" a thief and killing was thought a saint? /shrug

a quest that involved killing of shady people turned into interesting use of command spell that turned EVERY theif in the room against each other and neutral to me. Mephala would be please Tried it on the guards later and they kept asking me to pay the fines instead of fight for me.

[shadow_of_sithis]

One time i got [censored] off at the Adoring Fan (darn my anger management issues!) and killed him to watch him fall off dive rock. Instead of just ragdolling off the edge he shot about 100 yards straight forward...and came back! Alive!! Then he started talking about how great I was again, what the hell is up with that?

yah that happened to me to i got him to follo me in the woods! and got him killed by a minotaur, then when i went back to the arena! he as still alive!

HES AN IMMORTAL!

[m@nyt1mes]

if you talk to baurus right before picking your birthsign, he will give you a torch and initiate in appropriate dialog. then after you pick your sign, he will approach you and tell you "Theres no TIME to talk, prisoner"

[Dragour]

Well something stupid that happened to me was when I paid a visit to Sinkhole cavern and in the last room I saw a crack in the floor (the sinkhole) and thought it was a secret area that would lead back to beginning of the cave... jumped down there and had to load back to the start of the cave (thank god for autosave)

Sad thing is, I've been to this cave hundreds of times and I have always known the sinkhole was a deathtrap... *-5 intelligence to Dragour*

[m@nyt1mes]

i saw burez gro karosh with what i thought was an arrow sticking in his arm. upon further investigation, i say that he actually somehow put his bow away with an arrow still nocked

[Cassy878]

I once killed a troll and he got stuck in a door…

By the time I was done opening and closing it for my amusement his arm was twice as long as it had once been.

[Crimson Woe]

One of my favorites was melting people by paralyzing them as they walk through a door then killing them I had this one girls feet on one end of Bravil and her head at the other. Of course there is how fire messes with the havoc physics engine I've spent many hours playing sheep golf.

[hyperdai]

i was messing around with my game and i found this

i was in fort farragut at Lucien's area and i filled the coffin thing with sigil stones then went up the rope ladder and came back down and they were floating and if anything collides with them the fall try it its fun

also they sometimes fall under it so make a save first lol

[Crimson Woe]

3.While doing the Go fish quest, I had my mage apprentice, adoring fan, and dark brotherhood murderer with me. So I was underwater killing slaughterfish with the help of my companions when by accident my apprentice hits my murderer. After they've killed the fish, they start killing eachother. So I did the only sensible thing. Watched, laughed and ate popcorn. Then when my murderer killed my mage (assassins are way more awesome than mages anyway) and I had killed all the fish. I fast traveled back to weye while my kajhitt murderer was still underwater. When it finished loading he was floating in mid air swimming in the air!!!! he was seriously just swimming in the air, as if there was some invisible lake!!!!!!

Ya if you get arrested while under water and pay the fine you will appear in front of the prison/castle swimming on dry land.

Also one time when I created a new character on pc captain renault was invisible except for her head and she had no hair so she was just this floating hairless head. I loled so hard i nearly cried and sorry no screen shot though if it ever happens again i will make sure too.

[Graeme Jarvie]

cant really find anywhere else to post this comment lol no sure what topic covers it. But the most stupid thing that happened to me was my bloody computer getting 40 viruses and me having to wipe the memory on it cos i had no anti-virus software and couldnt open any files :(. Although its my own fault i'm devastated cos iv lost my 100-hour long file on oblivion and my 30-or-so hour long file on morrowind. So I have to do it ALL over again. Which i spose isnt too bad because its a perfect excuse for no social life for the next few months :D:D lol

[BourneToKill]

I have also found two Imperial Legion Foresters ganging up on a deer, and then duking it out. Then as soon as one of the guards was dead, he sprints off after ANOTHER deer. WTF

I enjoy how the Mage Apprentices in the Arcane University attacking Imperial Battlemages if you attack one and open the gate an run in. They are technically both mages, but hate eachother...?

Others. I have seen many random skirmishes in cities between random citizens/beggars and guards.

All good stuff.

[BourneToKill]

I can get on top of the Arena tunnel on the side you start in. And if you jump into the white space bellow, you will spawn back inside the tunnel. WTF?
Ultimate hide out for healing up.
(Jump as far against the wall and as far forward as you can on the left of the arched tunnel as you look down toward the entrance door.)

[Yoshi]

The other day, I was fighting some trolls.
I was about to land my final blow one the last one of them, when all of sudden it started to spasm.
Somehow, it spasm'd it's way into a tree - and was stuck there.
I took my Iron Dagger, and started knifing it to dead.
I felt like such a bad boy.

[shadow_of_sithis]

SPOILERS!!!

Spoiler:

in the battle of bruma (main quest) i really wanted baurus to live,

so i used superior convaslences on target to try to heal him, instead i hit the dremora he was fighting and then the dremora killed baurus, i went insane, took off my weapons and started beating on him. it was pretty brutish!

[Cassy878]

When I discovered telekinesis I immediately set up a game of watermelon basketball.

The objective? Find an open barrel and try to get a watermelon in it using telekinesis. A little hard the first few tries.

If you don’t have a watermelon, use a pumpkin.

[Dragour]

Something funny which pretty much just happened to me was when I was at the Black Rock Ceverns I turned the first secret lever and returned to the room with the two ghost bandits-the strange thing is that the two were talking about the emperors murder! Haha I was unseen and they were normal NPCs, but I killed them but left the cave and re-entered it. The dead ghosts became normal dead bodies! It was funny at the time XD

[Cloud_Nine]

This is more annoying than anything else, but i have the problem of whenever i wear regalia from the Shivering Isles, my hair or my hood stick through the collar

[PhantomKyro]

I was bored, so I killed a deer somewhere near the Imperial City, and its leg got caught on something, so when its body was rolling down the hill, it's hoof was stuck on a tree, so its leg almost stretched 100 feet. Then the leg snapped back, and the deer was bouncing around.