Ohh the pain...

[Dark Lord Cam]

i was shaking a big stick at my dog once.

Chihuahuas dont like that....

[Coulsonji]

I was playing hockey and the ball smashed through my frog and hit me in the testicles. Luckily they are fine, but my word! The pain!

The guys of UESP know what I'm talking about .

[Josjie]

I was playing hockey and the ball smashed through my frog and hit me in the testicles. Luckily they are fine, but my word! The pain!

The guys of UESP know what I'm talking about .

That happened to me a while ago while playing baseball at school

[Valus]

[offtopic]Someone should make a Peasant's Quest quest mod in Oblivion, where you activate the quest by finding a "Scalding Lake T Shirt" (the one Rather Dashing wears in the game) and you also find a will on it, giving you the rights to your very own cottage in the town of Peasantry. Then you go there and find it burninated and you swear revenge against Trogdor and go on a quest to Trogdor's Keep where you must face him with the almighty Trog-Slaying-Sword. It would be great. [/offtopic]

[offtopic]That wouldn't work because

Spoiler:

at the end you die.

[/offtopic]

[Caz]

I was playing hockey and the ball smashed through my frog and hit me in the testicles. Luckily they are fine, but my word! The pain!

The guys of UESP know what I'm talking about .

That happened to me a while ago while playing baseball at school

Reminds me... I believe it has happened to every single guy I know who has tried poi swinging, without exception, whether beginner or more advanced.

I just don't know how they do it... I do not know any girl who has hit themselves in that area!

[randomfrog]

I've been hit so many times in that area, it's not even funny. It's like the world doesn't want me to have kids or something!

[alowe]

I've been hit so many times in that area, it's not even funny. It's like the world doesn't want me to have kids or something!

maybe you just need to get in touch with your feminine side

i've had concussion 7 times. 1) bike accident, 2) fell out of bed, 3) fell off a wall, 4) fell off a swing, 5) another bike accident, oh wait, that's only 5. ok so i got concussed 5 times - whoopee

[5tealthh]

[offtopic]That wouldn't work because

Spoiler:

at the end you die.

[/offtopic]

[offtopic]No, we could make it where you can kill Trogdor at the end.

Spoiler:

You could make Trogdor have a spell "Burnination" (fire damage 100000000 points on target) and make the Trog-Shield resist Burnination 100%, so having the Trog Shield would ultimately keep you from being burninated.

[/offtopic]

[Dark Lord Cam]

I was playing hockey and the ball smashed through my frog and hit me in the testicles. Luckily they are fine, but my word! The pain!

The guys of UESP know what I'm talking about .

That happened to me a while ago while playing baseball at school

Reminds me... I believe it has happened to every single guy I know who has tried poi swinging, without exception, whether beginner or more advanced.

I just don't know how they do it... I do not know any girl who has hit themselves in that area!

i think its something guys do subconsciously, like we dont like ourselves or something....

[leroybrown]

I've been hit so many times in that area, it's not even funny. It's like the world doesn't want me to have kids or something!

Amazingly ive only been hit there twice. Well kicked actually. The first time was second grade it was the first fight i ever got into. The second was about 3 years ago while sparring. That was kinda weak, although technically its my fault, but still not really necessary.

[Josjie]

I've been kicked there once with a rollerskate
In my entire life I think I've been hit 4-5 times.

[The Raven]

I get hit like once or twice a day
(Not in the crotch, just general)

[Dark Lord Cam]

I get hit like once or twice a day
(Not in the crotch, just general)

you must be really popular.

[alowe]

hmm, someone starts an Oh the pain... thread on a forum predominantly frequented by males and it degrades into a how many times have you been knocked in the knackers thread.

inevitable really

[apploud]

It's painful, and fits within the parameters of the thread.

Lest see....I've cracked my head open once, busted my chin open twice, had a bowling ball drop on my double ingrown toenail...that's about it =/

[Wolf]

Most painful.... Hmm.... Well, if emotional pain were included, I think everyone who's had their heart ripped out would top the list. Me? I've had it happen... five or six times, three of which were by the same person... I'm still waiting on number six, actually. Haven't heard from him, which is unusual...

Everyone tells me that I'm too open... I just like to make deep connections with people, and I want them to trust me enough to be able to tell me anything... I guess some people just take that as a threat or something.

The good news is, I recently got past Heartbreak Number 1! The bad news is, it happened over a year ago. If it keeps up like this, I'm going to be in agony for the rest of my life...

Having your heart ripped out sucks really badly... No matter how many times it happens, you never get used to it....

[Dark Lord Cam]

^remember wolfy, things get better eventually.


and now for my biggest painful moment... i got hit by a mini-van in the 4th grade.

[Lunarsweets]

Most painful.... Hmm.... Well, if emotional pain were included, I think everyone who's had their heart ripped out would top the list. Me? I've had it happen... five or six times, three of which were by the same person... I'm still waiting on number six, actually. Haven't heard from him, which is unusual...

Everyone tells me that I'm too open... I just like to make deep connections with people, and I want them to trust me enough to be able to tell me anything... I guess some people just take that as a threat or something.

The good news is, I recently got past Heartbreak Number 1! The bad news is, it happened over a year ago. If it keeps up like this, I'm going to be in agony for the rest of my life...

Having your heart ripped out sucks really badly... No matter how many times it happens, you never get used to it....

Cliched, but it's always darkest before the dawn... I would know.

[Dogmantra]

It's not, actually, Lunar. It's darkest at mid-night (not 00:00, but the middle of the night). I know that's not really helpful

[Lunarsweets]

Really? Well, I could have sworn it's darker at 6:00 AM when I'm going to school, then it is at mid night, when I'm playing XBox... but oh-well.

[TheLichLord6]

Uh. My freind dislocated my thumb and I had her boyfreind put it back in place. hurts more going back in than coming out. Besides the fast she was twisting my thumb while she did it.

I was standing up on the side of a golfcart while a freind did donuts. My hands slipped. I hate gravel.

More than once i've messed up while riding a crotch rocket and got road rash.

AND I was driving my fourwheeler and a tractor was coming down the road. I pull close to the side and... hit a hill i didn't see. the left side went up, I went off. I got road rash, hurt my pride, and managed to run over my own fricken foot!

[alowe]

had a bowling ball drop on my double ingrown toenail...

did it fix it or is it still ingrown?

when i was 7 i cycled in front of a car and the front wheel went over my torso. luckily the handlebars of my bike jammed into a triangle shape (with me underneath) and took the weight.

[Valus]

One time, when I was young, I was sledding down a hill, when I came near the street my brother threw a snowball at me. I ducked for cover in the sled but before I got up my head ran into a mailbox pole. I was going at least 20 mph and I was suprised I didn't get knocked unconscious or something. My spine was hurting pretty bad for a while.

[alowe]

about 8 years ago i was cycling down a suburban path in the dark. it had been raining and there were wet leaves on the ground. suddenly i couldn't see cause the path dipped so suddenly that my light shone ahead instead of on the path. i put the breaks on but the wheels just slid on the leaves. i fell off the bike, time seemed to slow down, at about 24 km/hr my face impacted with the sharp end of a fence pole and my body smashed through 3 other fence poles. when i came to my friend who was cycling with me caught up. he said, oh [&@%!]! i looked down at my chest. it was covered with a black shiny liquid which is what blood looks like in the dark.

luckily i managed to avoid losing my right eye from a piece of wood that entered just below it. i also had a 3cm section of my forehead gauged out right down to the bone. still, when the ambulance came i felt like laughing. i had a bandage round my head and went back to work the next day but was concussed. after 3 days at work i went home sick but couldn't sleep all day. when i returned to work the next week i found all the work i had done was complete nonsense and had to be started again.

[Jpot]

When i was about 5 or 6 I was pushing a toy ambulance (ironically) along the floor and had all my weight on it when it hit a bump so i kept going forward. My chin hit the pavement and i bit clean through my toungue.