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Here is where you should list painful moments(Stapling your fingers, discovering that you shouldn't climb a tower of boxes with nails inside them, etc, etc)

I just got my hand smashed inside a window :cry:
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I'll most likely be rediscovering the pain of hangovers in a few hours. Does that count?
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I don't think so, but I don't know. Oh, and part of my fingernail just fell off :mrgreen:
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The most pain I have ever been in was about a year and a half ago. I managed to knock my own tooth out playing Rugby, that didn't hurt. What did was when they pushed it back in. Lovely.
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Master Z wrote:I don't think so, but I don't know. Oh, and part of my fingernail just fell off :mrgreen:
Owww. The part of your fingertip that isn't covered by the nail is going to hurt. Lots. I once lost a toenail, I feel your pain.
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ironmaiden83 wrote:I once lost a toenail, I feel your pain.
Did that too :P
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I have had a butterknife go 7 inches through my left thigh.........It hurt so bad!!!! :shock:
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I cracked my head open, got my leg stuck in a roller coaster track. Got a rock hit me right under my eye. My brother stuck scissors through his finger.
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You all make me feel lucky and safe. :p

I've never broken a bone, fractured one, had one pop out, never did anything like that.

However, there was an inch long thorn embedded in my leg. I pulled out after two weeks of it being in there. My dad tried to get it out with a razor-blade. :/

I've also had pneumonia.
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I'm pretty sure I've borken a thumb, but it was never medicaly checked out, so I'll never know. I've lso had a two in lond nail go in and out of my foot while still attached to a 5"*5"*5" block of wood... That's the last time I go looking for frogs.
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LunarSweets wrote:I'm pretty sure I've borken a thumb, but it was never medicaly checked out, so I'll never know. I've lso had a two in lond nail go in and out of my foot while still attached to a 5"*5"*5" block of wood... That's the last time I go looking for frogs.
The exact same thing's happened to me.. But I was looking for frogspawn. :P
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Ended up going to hospital (My mam made a big hullabaloo out of the whole thing, she wanted to shout at the guy handing out tickets :oops: ) and being told I needed to put my arm in a sling for the rest of my holliers..
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Kestral wrote:You all make me feel lucky and safe. :p

I've never broken a bone, fractured one, had one pop out, never did anything like that.

However, there was an inch long thorn embedded in my leg. I pulled out after two weeks of it being in there. My dad tried to get it out with a razor-blade. :/

I've also pneumonia.
I've had it too, and I wouldn't call it painful. Unpleasant? Yes, but not painful. Except when you cough so much your chest hurts.
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You can't laugh without it hurting, too.

Also, bolding my words made me realize the spelling mistake. :o
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Strep throat is painful. you can barely breathe without it hurting.

I ran into a pole on my scooter and split open my chin when i was 6
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AEthriel wrote:Strep throat is painful. you can barely breathe without it hurting.

I ran into a pole on my scooter and split open my chin when i was 6

OUCH!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Kestral wrote:I've never broken a bone
well, your invitation to the universe shall definately not go unanswered now :lol:

i once decided to cut across the city park after it closed to help a friend catch the last bus home. unfortunately when i climbed over the cast iron gate a spike went straight through my shoe. ended up with a 1cm hole straight though my foot (which strangely didn't bleed).

so, keeping with the topic, here's a picture of some bleeding to turn your stomach (don't worry - i made sure it was family bleeding) :lol:
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Where's Unholy? He must have a bunch of stories to write here :mrgreen:

I have had my fair share of aches and pains, mostly from dancing. When I started pointe work last November I ended up with shin splints on each leg just from the short practice (Voltaren works wonders - I was back up on pointe after two days :D), and in December when I was on pointe I slipped and must have done something to my left foot, cos I'm back in a bandage now just for walking in high heels last night. But the good thing about these kind of injuries is... it's worth it :D
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Caz wrote:I have had my fair share of aches and pains, mostly from dancing.
a few months ago my friend totally dislocated his knee dancing salsa. thing is, salsa doesn't have a lot of knee twists, or does it?
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Oh, I almost forgot, when I was in first grade, I made the mistake of playing the sport "Running up and down a wet slide". Needless to say, I don't think the scars from getting half the skin scraped off your right leg goes away for quite a while.
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i once tried to do a backflip and almost broke my neck :roll:
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I had Lyme's disease once. It hurt real bad when I tried to walk. Oh yeah, and I've been stabbed before.
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ooo ive heard Lyme's Disease is nasty. thats the one you get from ticks, right?
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Valus wrote:I had Lyme's disease...
hence the writing :|
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I've never had any extreme injuries, nothing worse than a dog-bite to the leg, in fact. But I have a friend who sliced off the top of her middle finger while cutting meat.
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Caz wrote:Where's Unholy? He must have a bunch of stories to write here :mrgreen:

I have had my fair share of aches and pains, mostly from dancing. When I started pointe work last November I ended up with shin splints on each leg just from the short practice (Voltaren works wonders - I was back up on pointe after two days :D), and in December when I was on pointe I slipped and must have done something to my left foot, cos I'm back in a bandage now just for walking in high heels last night. But the good thing about these kind of injuries is... it's worth it :D

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