Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

soccerfreakpl · Post by **soccerfreakpl** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:49 pm

hahahah

Gandolf828 · Post by **Gandolf828** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:05 pm

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Gandolf828 · Post by **Gandolf828** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:10 pm

Well one time i can't rememebr what city i was in but anyways i killed the count but not the countness or whatever she is called.Well later that night in her bedroom herself and some random dude were sleeping together.Guess she didn't care that i just killed or husband or she was cheating with him before

kill3r · Post by **kill3r** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:53 pm

Well, gandolf there is this one quest called "Romance" lol but i'm not sure if that involves it.

Ok well when i was doing the main quest i was looking for Genwin or whoever the person was called and they were staying in this one inn. Ok so while i'm in the inn i'm also looking for someone to feed on (i'm a vampire) so i see Genwin on the floor asleep and i'm like someone got drunk. Apparently it was just a bug and when i fed on him i fell through the floor lol. i loaded an earlier save and he was back in his room.

Gandolf828 · Post by **Gandolf828** » Wed May 09, 2007 2:11 am

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ferment · Post by **ferment** » Wed May 09, 2007 9:46 pm

I left a store in the Market District of Imperial City and all of a sudden there was this huge bloodbath. Everyone that normally stands around outside during the day started getting slaughtered by the guards who then went after themselves. In the end there was probably 10 or so dead. I tried leaving and then going back to see if it would stop the bloodbath, but nothing worked. Now the Market District is practically a ghost town.

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Wed May 09, 2007 9:50 pm

It's not the first time I've heard about the guards going crazy, but I've never heard of them slughtering the market district. If you have done the FG quest where you are to steal the Elder Scroll, on your way out, you have probably seen them crazy guards hacking eachother to pieces. Seems to happen to everyone.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:21 am

stop bumping ganondolf! if it dies, it dies!

Aradinn · Post by **Aradinn** » Thu May 10, 2007 8:24 am

im not sure if it has anything to do with ur fame level but once i hacked a guard...the others chased me and Gin-wulm,the IC begger,the guy who distributes the black horse courier strted to whack the guards

anyone experienced this b4?

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:38 pm

his dispostion must be pretty high with you

doffe92 · Post by **doffe92** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:50 pm

You know the Arena Blue Team Gladiator who lives in the Arena Bloodworks? The Dark Elf?

I slept in one of the bedrolls on the floor there and when I woke up the Gladiator was sitting in mid-air! He sat like he was sitting on a chair, though the chair wasn't there.

doffe92 · Post by **doffe92** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:54 pm

ferment wrote:I left a store in the Market District of Imperial City and all of a sudden there was this huge bloodbath. Everyone that normally stands around outside during the day started getting slaughtered by the guards who then went after themselves. In the end there was probably 10 or so dead. I tried leaving and then going back to see if it would stop the bloodbath, but nothing worked. Now the Market District is practically a ghost town.

I did that once, too. On purpose

I used the console to place a bounty on everyone's head and the guards attacked everyone

To set a bouny on someone use this console command: (without quotes and one number) "setcrimegold [number]"
The number idicates how much the bounty is.

Aradinn · Post by **Aradinn** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:58 am

whose disposition?...all of the citizens?

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat May 12, 2007 2:48 am

the people that were attacking the guards with you

KingKobra · Post by **KingKobra** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:23 am

Malacath ordered me to free his Ogre slaves from Drad's mine and i did just that but i didn't kill all the guards in the mine as i thought it will increase my murder graph so i just sneaked in and released Ogre's.I played game for many days after that and i got caught for something in Leyawwiin and guard said the usual that "i have to pay fine" etc.I chose "pay fine" and when i was released i saw all "Mine" guards from Drads estate in Leyawiin and they all were [&@%!] and started attacking me but i slayed them with help of Leyawiin guards.I tried it from other locations by re-loading game and it happened everytime i got caught no matter where i was.
The other funny thing was rumare slaughterfish jumping out of waer on land
Also when Umbacano's other Artifact hunter double-crossed me and attacked me with help of his friends and later fled after seeing his frinds slained by me i gave a chase after his horse as my speed skill is very high,he encountered a bear or something while fleeing from me and got down from his horse and fought with the beast and after defeating the bear he forgot all about fleeing and casually walked beside me and when i tried to confront him there was a messege that "he is fleeing"

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat May 12, 2007 3:00 pm

this i did just yesterday: i went to the top of gnoll mt. (highest point in the game; you'll find an easter egg there

) and took out my bow and arrows and i just started shooting randomly at white-gold tower hoping it would actually hit. So then, next (oblivion) day, i went along and went and did the rest of the Fighter's Guild quests and i was on the one where i have to eliminate all of the Blackwood members in a mine by Chorrol. so as i was walking, i saw my ebony arrow that i shot just a while ago! i was almost in shock to see i missed that badly!

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat May 12, 2007 3:30 pm

HAHAHA!!!

this happened just now! you know how Gromm goes to the Tap and Tack after you kill Baenlin? Well, he was talking to Olav and
Olav said: "Did you here that Baenlin is dead?"
Gromm said: "Is this true?"
Olav: "Yes."

I guess he's still in shock and can't belive it!!!

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Sat May 12, 2007 3:52 pm

Stupid NPC's

Almost like count Umbranox' amnesia. I've posted this before, but what the he*k:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RrTWWKC923c

RaXioN · Post by **RaXioN** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:48 pm

When I had the Umbra sword there was a glitch that was very useful. Me not having any black soul gems or a few grand, but every time I would kill a humanoid it would give me a black soul gem that was filled with a grand. It would only work up to 11 gems. but when I used the gem I could get it back, but up until 11. no more. I gave the sword back so It dont work anymore.

Most Honored Listener · Sun May 13, 2007 1:25 am

I was just pick pocketed by the count of skingrad
and I have fallen behind the arcane university and there are area posters back where nobody can see them on the inside of walls. WTF

Most Honored Listener · Sun May 13, 2007 1:28 am

RaXioN wrote:When I had the Umbra sword there was a glitch that was very useful. Me not having any black soul gems or a few grand, but every time I would kill a humanoid it would give me a black soul gem that was filled with a grand. It would only work up to 11 gems. but when I used the gem I could get it back, but up until 11. no more. I gave the sword back so It dont work anymore.

WHY GIVE IT BACK??

RaXioN · Post by **RaXioN** » Sun May 13, 2007 3:52 pm

I wanted to finish up with the shrine quests. I did not realy need it and I think the glitch is workin with out the umbra. I made a sword that has soul trap on it. so im goin to see if it still works. I havnt been payin attention to it. That many soul gems I did not see why I needed them. I got the azu star or what ever. I plenty saved in a box in one of my house for enchanting.

The Shibster · Post by **The Shibster** » Sun May 13, 2007 4:23 pm

I was chilling in Crucible; just doin my thing when Brithaur came up to me and pickpocketed me after talking to me. Then I killed him and took my precious coin back. :twisted:

RaXioN · Post by **RaXioN** » Sun May 13, 2007 4:41 pm

And a very enoying glitch is when you get stuck in rocks and in doors. you just jumping around and you jump into the wrong rock and stuck, cant do nothing but load your last save.

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Sun May 13, 2007 5:39 pm

RaXioN wrote:And a very enoying glitch is when you get stuck in rocks and in doors. you just jumping around and you jump into the wrong rock and stuck, cant do nothing but load your last save.

If you are on PC, you can use the console command "tcl". It makes it possible to walk trough solid materials.

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